YOU WILL BE CONQUERED, INFIDELS
Dear World,
The shadow of destruction grows long. Will you be the next to fall in its path. More importantly, however, will you welcome it?
The pressure of national governance is too high for anyone to bear. Welcome my Trojan Horse into your nation, and I will show you how to relax. :twisted:
Hundreds of years ago the Mighty Cleopatra seduced the world into her hedonistic realm of physical pleasure. Ghengis Kahn spread his seed far across the face of he earth, thus influencing today's genetic makeup. In that same tradition I, Pharoah of the Dominion of Aman Ra, will come to subjugate you.
So beg for my Trojan Horse, and let me come inside.
Seductively yours,
Phaorah
Dominion of Aman Ra
The Underground City
16-11-2003, 03:41
OOC: How about no you crazy noob? :wink:
Johnistan
16-11-2003, 03:42
Right...too homo erotic for me
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 03:43
OOC: I'm shaking in my pants.... oh wait im not wearing pants :lol:
JUST JOKING... DONT GET EXITED!!
Now to avoid getting yelled at by the mods...
IC:
The Macabean Emperor is not swayed by your speeches and will make sure you never touch another women...or whatever rocks your boat.
I think we need to prescribe this young gentleman with a good old spot of radioactive treatment *wink wink, nudge nudge*
:lol:
Please tell me this is a joke, because if it isn't then this jus means/he is an idiot. And I really don't like to call people names.
The Golden Fist
16-11-2003, 03:52
A skip in his step, pride on his face, and a chicken on his head, strides in with all confidance and states "I am certian, you will succede in nothing. Cretian." and spins about to walk off.
"Oh, and one more thing. Aman does not look to be the correct spelling..."
(Fun with grammer, and wording of history.. Boy, this is an odd one...)
1.) You should be shot
2.) That speech is a tad too....uh....."Homo Erotic."
3.) Wouldnt you have an Aman Ra horse? Otherwise the Trojans could sue you, assuming they put a copyright on thier 1st Horse.
The Sacred Holy Empire of Scythirus laughs at your puny nation and its outdated god.
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:56
*Posideion Raises from the sea*
"N00B!"
*He vanishes beneth the waves*
The Trojan Empire
16-11-2003, 03:56
3.) Wouldnt you have an Aman Ra horse? Otherwise the Trojans could sue you, assuming they put a copyright on thier 1st Horse.
Damn striaght!
-- Priam
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 03:57
Actually this is well RP'd but yea its too homosexual for my liking. If you really want to get hated declare war on random people, that should get you nukes time and time again.
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:57
3.) Wouldnt you have an Aman Ra horse? Otherwise the Trojans could sue you, assuming they put a copyright on thier 1st Horse.
Damn striaght!
-- Priam
actualy, that would be the greeks who did it, as it was THEIR horse
The Trojan Empire
16-11-2003, 03:58
No, they gave it to us as a 'present.' *shudder*
-- Priam
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 03:59
*Posideion Raises from the sea*
"N00B!"
*He vanishes beneth the waves*
Man, why do I always miss the good stuff? Can he do it again and this time right next to one of my imperial yachts or something?
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:01
*Posideion Raises from the sea*
"N00B!"
*He vanishes beneth the waves*
Man, why do I always miss the good stuff? Can he do it again and this time right next to one of my imperial yachts or something?
sorry, he is erradic in his visits
Daamfeck
16-11-2003, 04:02
"The Dominion of Aman Ra is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning ewok population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion."
*...bursts out laughing*
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 04:03
DAMN!..I was denied from seeing a god for my first time... alright poseidon has just gotten me....
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/479492/owned1.jpg
*cries and goes into that deep black hole*
IN OTHER NEWS: Master and Commander sucked
"I am certian,
"Oh, and one more thing. Aman does not look to be the correct spelling..."
"Fun with grammer"
I think you meant "certain" and "grammar." The name of Egypt's sun god has a variety of anglicized interpretations.
But you know, it really doesn't matter in the long run. Come, Golden Fist, to the Dominion of Aman Ra, and let me show what in the long run really does run long.
Pharoah
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:04
DAMN!..I was denied from seeing a god for my first time... alright poseidon has just gotten me....
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/479492/owned1.jpg
*cries and goes into that deep black hole*
IN OTHER NEWS: Master and Commander sucked
LMAO! I love that pic!
Automagfreek
16-11-2003, 04:05
Upon hearing Aman Ra's statement, Damine scoffed and uttered.
Sounds like another teenager got into some shrooms. Gotta love intense delusions of grandeur....
http://invisionfree.com/forums/WMNK_Coalition/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3418
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, and The Armed Republic of The Anti-Terror Army, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses
The Basenji
16-11-2003, 04:07
Ok guys, I will admit this is funny as hell. But please don't feed the troll. Trolls tend to bite, and are rather nasty creatures. :wink: You don't want to loose a finger.
~The Barkless Land of The Basenji~
Non-Moderator
And so the paw of judgment falls upon the flamers, spammers, and just all around hosers of NS.
I'm helping to stop the Noobageddon before it starts.
http://a9.cpimg.com/image/25/D7/21759269-e5f1-00300030-.jpg
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 04:08
Ok guys, I will admit this is funny as hell. But please don't feed the troll. Trolls tend to bite, and are rather nasty creatures. :wink: You don't want to loose a finger.
What if your fingers have the ability to respawn?
Ok guys, I will admit this is funny as hell. But please don't feed the troll. Trolls tend to bite, and are rather nasty creatures. :wink: You don't want to loose a finger.
What if your fingers have the ability to respawn?
haxors always use the respawn cheat ;) ;) :P lol
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 04:16
OOOOHHHH I can make threats too:
Your love spells are childsplay..my Macabean rebel (hint the eroticness) will wipe out your filthy kind your dirty pro*******.
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:17
Ok guys, I will admit this is funny as hell. But please don't feed the troll. Trolls tend to bite, and are rather nasty creatures. :wink: You don't want to loose a finger.
~The Barkless Land of The Basenji~
Non-Moderator
And so the paw of judgment falls upon the flamers, spammers, and just all around hosers of NS.
I'm helping to stop the Noobageddon before it starts.
http://a9.cpimg.com/image/25/D7/21759269-e5f1-00300030-.jpg
*hides left hand, which now has 1 less finger*
Wait, what does 'my Trojan horse mea... oh... shudder...
imported_Everonia
16-11-2003, 04:24
Can I gas the noob? I got some extra VX gas, its either the noob or some cows... Decisions... Decisions... :P
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 04:25
Can I gas the noob? I got some extra VX gas, its either the noob or some cows... Decisions... Decisions... :P
Go for the cows... I heard its cool to gas cows...
Can I gas the noob? I got some extra VX gas, its either the noob or some cows... Decisions... Decisions... :P
VX gas won't save you from the Dominion. But because your retort was especially vile, I will cast upon you the Catholic Curse of mollestation. Beware, Everonia, and expect their ships on your shore soon. Their motto: "Pillage and Prayer, the Priate Nuns' Way." Not even your children will be safe...especially not your children.
imported_Everonia
16-11-2003, 04:38
Can I gas the noob? I got some extra VX gas, its either the noob or some cows... Decisions... Decisions... :P
Go for the cows... I heard its cool to gas cows...
Mmmmm, VX milk, tasty....
Tu-22M Backfires, fitted with special pods, fly towards Aman Ra's capital.They will soon release the VX infected milk over the unexpecting populance!!!!!!! 8)
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 04:52
dun dun dun
imported_Everonia
16-11-2003, 05:11
The backfires streak over the undefended capital, releasing their payload. The ignorant citizens think the milk is a gift from god! Their thirst from the regional drought means this is the first liquid they have seen in some time! They collect the milk, drink it and rejoice!
Then about 3 minutes later, everyone drops dead from neural decay. They twitch uncontrollably. 8)
Excuse me while I go laugh my head off.
:walks away:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:silence: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:head falls off:
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 05:16
:shock:
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 05:18
Excuse me while I go laugh my head off.
:walks away:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:silence: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:head falls off:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :head falls off and rolls around then says..."oh snaps":...
imported_Everonia
16-11-2003, 05:33
Bah, this is the third n00b nation that I have gassed, although thr VX milk is creative, I grow bored of gas after gas... Ebola anyone? :D
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 05:36
Bah, this is the third n00b nation that I have gassed, although thr VX milk is creative, I grow bored of gas after gas... Ebola anyone? :D
*brings out the Morning Star V*
anyone want their Ozone stripped off of them?
imported_Everonia
16-11-2003, 05:57
I propose a multi-national coalition!
We will send many of our finest scientists and engineers to a research center. There they can devise the ultimate n00b killing weapon, perfect for erasing annoyances such as this man. Perhaps a giant vacuum?
The Macabees
16-11-2003, 06:04
Did you know that a multi natural coalition includes a variety of different nations....?
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/479492/master.jpg
master and commander sucked
Really? Why? I havent seen it and I have been trying to make up my mind whether to go on sunday...
All this talk of spreading seed, milk and golden fists reminds me I need to return some overdue movies; excuse me for a moment.