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That's right. With our recent move to Sirius, we have a stockpile of 12873 nuclear missiles that are relatively useless in our new world except for makeing lakes. So we are selling them! $1 million each! They are in arsenals scattered around Earth, and if they are not all gone in 2 RL weeks, we will be forced to cannibalize them to power our nuclear power plants in puppets! $1 million each!

Shipping: Select a method:

A) Quality Shipping. $99 million Shipping and handling. Expect in 6 NS months.

B) BLOWOUT SUPER SAVER SHIPPING! FREE! DELIVERY IN LESS THAN A DAY!

I'll take everyone of them. Free shiping.

*Gets umbrella*

lol you think you can't spell umbrella

Well sorry if I'm polish (the country)

I'll take every one of them with quality shipping.

They're already bought...

Yea, MINE! heh.. I'll sell them to you though.

Deal. How much? And what are the specs (since they're yours)?

I have no idea.. I'll give them to you for 25 billion.

All of them?

1 million for 1 nuke?

Our nation is now on Elite Alert. All Anti-Nuke Missiles are ready.

My Nuclear Weapons will be fired in anytime.

i will take 100 nukes please
100mill
money transfered

Killaz, you can't have them. Too young.

Whoa, whoa. I never said ANYTHING about using them. Calm yourselves.

And Loco, they've all been sold already.

Whoa, whoa. I never said ANYTHING about using them. Calm yourselves.

Still. Your Nuclear power is very powerful. Prepare, my troops will soon invade you.

Your missiles are nothing compared to our warships.

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Actually, The Missle are still mine.

Actually, The Missle are still mine.

Wait for confirmation. They don't magically appear in your nation.

We're sorry, the free shipping is not available to off-earth nations, as it appears from your region.

North Germania, I think your nation is a little young to buy $12.783 worth of Nuclear weapons plus $1265.517 billion in shipping and handling.

KiLLaz, specify a shipping method.

Bumped.

I will take 200.

I will take 200.

Specify Shipping method.

i will take 20
blowout shipping

The Republic of Ozymandias IV condems the actions of Aquilla as it pursues a nuclear program.

It has long been our position that the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction has a destabilising effect on the NS world's nations. And we are saddened to hear of another nation-state subscribing to the doctrine of 'mutually assured destruction'.

Further we are appalled at Aquilla's selling such weapons on the world market.

We respectfully urge Aquilla to halt its research into WMD construction and apply your scientific efforts to other areas.

Merek III
SecState,
Ozymandias IV

That's right. With our recent move to Sirius, we have a stockpile of 12873 nuclear missiles that are relatively useless in our new world except for makeing lakes. So we are selling them! $1 million each! They are in arsenals scattered around Earth, and if they are not all gone in 2 RL weeks, we will be forced to cannibalize them to power our nuclear power plants in puppets! $1 million each!

Shipping: Select a method:

A) Quality Shipping. $99 million Shipping and handling. Expect in 6 NS months.

B) BLOWOUT SUPER SAVER SHIPPING! FREE! DELIVERY IN LESS THAN A DAY!
GURR ...You're NOT on sirius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you were, you wouldn't be in "Spratly", because spratly is on earth.
So admit you are not on sirius D or get off of earth! You can't be on both!

Oh I thought the shipping price was for all of them. Sorry, confusion there. Are there any left? I'll still buy some.

i will buy 2 nukes please telegram me wit the info

Hell Ya! I'll take 20.

i will take 20
blowout shipping

Certainly. 20 million dollars recieved. 20 nuclear missiles launched at Cannabiss.

Some people are very stupid. Anyone with a remote trace of a brain would know not to select "Blowout shipping" with nuclear weapons.

Anyway, Psychotic Nuts has to specify a shipping method.

OIV, we are not researching nukes, we are getting rid of them.

Grigala, we are on Sirius. The conference ended and we continued going to Sirius and defeated baetica with a bit of peanut butter in their warp drives and now we're on sirius! Sirius D is now claimed as land for Spratly.

So now shoo off of my thread or buy.

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The nation of Masda will buy them all for 1.1million

The nation of Masda will buy them all for 1.1million

I am willing to pay upwards of 70 billion for your entire stockpile. I didn't buy any military equipment yesterday, so I was able to add that total to my budget that I got today. I have more than enough

the calculated price at 1 million a missile is- $12,873,000,000, yet I am offering you 70 billion.

*Money will be wired on confirmation*

I will have 5 Arleigh Burke Destroyers, 3 Iowa Class Battleships, and 1 Nimitz carrier (ith 85 planes) escort your cargo ship to Bigmenistan.

Or if preferred- I could send C-141s and An-225s to pick them up by myself.

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come on man, confirm already. I want those nukes :wink:

You want free shipping?

Einland will purchase three missiles. If you would be kind enough to confirm the amount we will be happy to wire you the money.

With quality Shipping 300 million

We want 500
$500 million ~money wired~ Free shipping

Jeez. Again.

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100 with quality shipping, please. Money wired.

With quality Shipping 300 million

My only question is, what would be the difference if we chose not to opt for quality shipping?

We want 500
$500 million ~money wired~ Free shipping

Free shipping not available for off earth countrys.

Einland, check through the thread, and you'll see :twisted:

Right then :shock:

We'll pay for the quality shipping.
The money will be wired to you as soon as, but not before, we recieve the missiles.

i would like 100 nukes

willing to pay more

$300million will be delivered upon delivery

Right then :shock:

We'll pay for the quality shipping.
The money will be wired to you as soon as, but not before, we recieve the missiles.

Fine, the missiles are put on transport ships, sent to your nation.

Laro, please specify shipping method.

I don't have much need for your entire stockpile anymore. But I will place an order for 200 of these missiles.

*money wired*

With your permission my planes (with suitable fighter escort) would like to fly in and transport these weapons by themselves.

If that's not suitable then I am willing to pay any kind of fee you put on them.

You want quality shipping? If so then 20 billion.

Is there anyway I can just get the nuclear material to make the wareheads myself and use my own missiles rather than buy the whole package? If so what's the price per pound of material? Also telegram me since I'll probably forget this thread and TG is much easier to keep track of!

Thanks

I got money to buy 2 i will wire it if you agree to sell. 2 million dollars is in my hand

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Get out. Yes, you. Shoo, n00b, shoo. Even an idiot like Aquilla is five thousand times smarter than you. So shoo.

Ill take 10.
Free shipping.

[quote=Einland]Right then :shock:

Fine, the missiles are put on transport ships, sent to your nation.

Laro, please specify shipping method.

With ypur permission 10 transports with fighter escort en route

Thanking you
laro

P.s. :-Money Wired

I like to buy 20 please.

Money will be wired once the warheads reach our borders...

I don't have much need for your entire stockpile anymore. But I will place an order for 200 of these missiles.

*money wired*

With your permission my planes (with suitable fighter escort) would like to fly in and transport these weapons by themselves.

If that's not suitable then I am willing to pay any kind of fee you put on them.

Is my order confirmed?

Is there anyway I can just get the nuclear material to make the wareheads myself and use my own missiles rather than buy the whole package? If so what's the price per pound of material? Also telegram me since I'll probably forget this thread and TG is much easier to keep track of!

Thanks

What's the good word?

I want 50 for 50 million. Mwahahahahahahaha. The world will cower in fear. Of what, I'm not sure. But eventually, they will. I hope. :lol:

I don't have much need for your entire stockpile anymore. But I will place an order for 200 of these missiles.

*money wired*

With your permission my planes (with suitable fighter escort) would like to fly in and transport these weapons by themselves.

If that's not suitable then I am willing to pay any kind of fee you put on them.

Is my order confirmed?

::bump::

Is there anyway I can just get the nuclear material to make the wareheads myself and use my own missiles rather than buy the whole package? If so what's the price per pound of material? Also telegram me since I'll probably forget this thread and TG is much easier to keep track of!

Thanks

What's the good word?

No.

Laro, I guess that's quality shipping, so 10 billion.

Killdom, GaalSien, Silverlecim, SPECIFY SHIPPING METHOD! YOu too bigmenistan. Ireland 2, 10 million recieved, 10 nukes launched at you. Catchem as they come down.

I asked you already if it would be alright for my own planes to come pick them up.....

Ill take 300 million missiles with super-quality shipping.

I asked you already if it would be alright for my own planes to come pick them up.....

Then that's quality shipping. 20 billion please.

Jaxusism, that's 30 trillion dollars.

Alright, the 20 billion for my 200 nuclear missiles has been wired.

OOC: some blowout sell...1 million a missile.... :roll:

that is not your "quality shipping"
i am theone sending the planes why should i pay 10 billion
i will pay 100m for the planes to enter and leave your country

i request you to accept this proposal

Laro

I'll take everyone of them. Free shiping.

il have five please and if you got anythinhg else il have five of them to il wire money on arival

Alright, the 20 billion for my 200 nuclear missiles has been wired.

OOC: some blowout sell...1 million a missile.... :roll:

......Sheesh, I'm just going to go ahead and add them to my arsenal, the money has been wired already.

Is there anyway I can just get the nuclear material to make the wareheads myself and use my own missiles rather than buy the whole package? If so what's the price per pound of material? Also telegram me since I'll probably forget this thread and TG is much easier to keep track of!

Thanks

What's the good word?

No.

Laro, I guess that's quality shipping, so 10 billion.

Killdom, GaalSien, Silverlecim, SPECIFY SHIPPING METHOD! YOu too bigmenistan. Ireland 2, 10 million recieved, 10 nukes launched at you. Catchem as they come down.

I'll pick them up.

that is not your "quality shipping"
i am theone sending the planes why should i pay 10 billion
i will pay 100m for the planes to enter and leave your country

i request you to accept this proposal

Laro

Sorry, shipping costs apply on all orders except for free shipping.

GaalSien, 2 billion.

I will buy
1

money wired :D

Alright, the 20 billion for my 200 nuclear missiles has been wired.

OOC: some blowout sell...1 million a missile.... :roll:

......Sheesh, I'm just going to go ahead and add them to my arsenal, the money has been wired already.

You realize that's not something that can ship overnight.

very well 10 billion wired send missles as soon as possible

:(

laro

Alright, the 20 billion for my 200 nuclear missiles has been wired.

OOC: some blowout sell...1 million a missile.... :roll:

......Sheesh, I'm just going to go ahead and add them to my arsenal, the money has been wired already.

You realize that's not something that can ship overnight.

He won't confirm my order, that's why I said that.

that is not your "quality shipping"
i am theone sending the planes why should i pay 10 billion
i will pay 100m for the planes to enter and leave your country

i request you to accept this proposal

Laro

Sorry, shipping costs apply on all orders except for free shipping.

GaalSien, 2 billion.

Wired.

Meh. I'll take 1 with the quality shipping.

$100,000,000 wired.

very well 10 billion wired send missles as soon as possible

:(

laro

Sent should arrive in 1 week RL.

Lost Hills confirmed.

Green humbla please specify shipping method.