NationStates Jolt Archive


The shot heard round the world...

15-11-2003, 19:55
Deutsche News Network
At approximately 2:00 PM Berlin Standard Time, Deutsche Demokratie detonated it's first nuclear weapon over the North Sea. The missile was a prototype R-9 Sasin, which was first produced by the Soviet Union in 1961. It had a yield of approximately one megaton. Further tests on more powerful weapons are expected to follow, as will the expansion of the country's nuclear arsenal.
15-11-2003, 19:56
What happened to diamament?
Dra-pol
15-11-2003, 19:58
(Over the North Sea? How many people'd that kill/how many lawsuits are you facing now?)
15-11-2003, 20:01
(Over the North Sea? How many people'd that kill/how many lawsuits are you facing now?)

The North sea is pretty large. I thought of a random body of water near where my nation would be to use. Big deal.
Walmington on Sea
15-11-2003, 20:02
(Well, I'd expect the UK would probably have nuked you by now, but meh, like you say, big deal.)
15-11-2003, 20:04
Deutsche News Network
At approximately 2:00 PM Berlin Standard Time, Deutsche Demokratie detonated it's first nuclear weapon over the North Sea. The missile was a prototype R-9 Sasin, which was first produced by the Soviet Union in 1961. It had a yield of approximately one megaton. Further tests on more powerful weapons are expected to follow, as will the expansion of the country's nuclear arsenal.

Congradulations, but you need to be a big diplomat to get permission to use nukes. (with UN and superpowers and all)
Kurlej
15-11-2003, 20:05
Well I really don't think it was a shot I think it's more of a boom.
Outer Uiguria
15-11-2003, 20:10
So that means that Norwegian tuna and trout is radioactive for the next halflife.
15-11-2003, 20:11
OOC: Walmington - let us not forget france's nuclear tests, that irradiated thousands of island natives.
15-11-2003, 20:13
So that means that Norwegian tuna and trout is radioactive for the next halflife.

lol
15-11-2003, 20:14
OOC: Agreed, we can now blame all of our problems on the French.
IE: Hitler, Stalin, and all of those damn remodling shows
Kurlej
15-11-2003, 20:16
a citizen has just finished a fish meal. "That was tasty." He looks up and looks at a t.v saying that a nation has succesfully launched a nuke over the north sea. "Waiter where did ths fish come from?" the waiter replied "The north sea." "Oh, sh**!"
15-11-2003, 20:18
a citizen has just finished a fish meal. "That was tasty." He looks up and looks at a t.v saying that a nation has succesfully launched a nuke over the north sea. "Waiter where did ths fish come from?" the waiter replied "The north sea." "Oh, sh**!"

lol
Kurlej
15-11-2003, 20:19
I just had to say that :P