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Yurka wants to buy a planet

15-11-2003, 06:55
Yurka is interested in purchasing an isolated and rocky planet/moon. It doesn't need a breatheable atmosphere, but a nearby star would be a plus.
15-11-2003, 06:58
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Baillie
15-11-2003, 07:04
I AM NOT SELLING MY PLANET I DECLARE WAR ON YOU!!


Message for McDonalds 666:


Stop acting like a fool. There is no way a nation that has just started on this day can pick a fight with anyone what so ever. Settle down and wait at least a year before you fo off declaring war, you are lible to be wiped out with one offensive move.


*End Transmission*
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 07:07
Plus A) You don't HAVE a planet to sell and B) you are an idiot. I declare you one of the daily n00krifices to [violet]. Her DEAT be done.

*Nukes the living hell out of McDonalds 666*
Baillie
15-11-2003, 07:09
Plus A) You don't HAVE a planet to sell and B) you are an idiot. I declare you one of the daily n00krifices to [violet]. Her DEAT be done.

*Nukes the living hell out of McDonalds 666*


hehehe, take it easy on him, he oviously doesn't get this whole thing. We should be teaching him not nukeing him all to hell.
15-11-2003, 07:12
*snaps his fingers* All the other kids have planets and moons... :cry:
Baillie
15-11-2003, 07:15
*snaps his fingers* All the other kids have planets and moons... :cry:


*uses his planet for target practice*
15-11-2003, 07:21
The planet i don't have? :twisted:
Baillie
15-11-2003, 07:21
The planet i don't have? :twisted:

If I owned a planet I'd give it to ya, but I'm sorry to say I'm planetless
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 07:22
Alright Yurka let's get this straight...you want an UNINHABITED planet right? If so I might be able to help you out.
15-11-2003, 07:24
Yeah sure, just a space lump somewhere. All the good planets were taken :roll:
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 07:25
I can give you Theta Centauri if you tell me why you want it.
15-11-2003, 07:29
I'm planning on sending my best and brightest there and start a really small colony. How isolated is it?
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 07:31
It's isolated from most systems and quite far from Sol, but I have two bases in neighboring systems.
15-11-2003, 07:32
EDIT: Can i get a transport or something for it :shock: 8) How much is it?
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 07:34
Since my Navy patrols the area regularly anyway, not many nations will be anywhere near it.

Free if you want it, I don't sell real estate, I give it away. More of a favor owed sort of thing.

EDIT: My ships can take your people there, no problem.
15-11-2003, 07:38
Thanks, Yurka is in your debt. 8) We'll spend the first few years underground untill we can set up the habitation dome
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 07:38
Done, my ships will be on their way shortly, just send the coordinates for pickup.
15-11-2003, 07:39
*Sends them the coordinates to the 1,000,000,000+ city of Yurka*
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 07:41
Ships en route now.
15-11-2003, 07:41
The empire of Yurka thanks you.