15-11-2003, 05:17
Titanium Spork
Cost: $100
Half Dozen
Description: A Combination of a spoon and a fork, does neither job well, but with a new titanium alloy we can assure you it wont break.
Warranty: 3 years normal use
Toxic Waste
Cost: $5
50 Gallon Drums
Description: We're not quite sure why you'd want toxic waste, but we suppose it can serve as a good way to poison your enemies territory. We offer it for low low prices in case your nation doesn't produce any.
Telemarketers
Cost: 10,000 dollars
Unearthly Numbers
Description: Using ancient and evil magicks we summon forth a demonic horde of telemarketers which disturb and disrupt your enemies populace at all hours causing them to destroy their phone lines in an attempt to escape the constant ringing. Thus giving you the tactical advantage. Price may increase if the demonic hordes unionize.
Talking Bass Bomblets
Cost: 100,000
10,000 Talking Bass Per Warhead
Description: The most evil in our line-up the motion sensing talking bass. Now in bomb form, millions of these abominations can cover your enemies cities. Has a tremendous effect on your enemies populace
***Warning***
Extremely dangerous to your own troops, make sure all soldiers coming in contact with the leaflets wear the appropriate ear protection. Directly linked to high suicide rates
NaCl
Cost: $50
1 lbs
Description: A special blend of sodium and chloride delivered to your front door.
Tub o' Cyanide
Cost: 3,000
50 Gallon Drums
Description: Everyones Favorite Poison
Tub o' Ear Poison
Cost: 4,000
50 Gallon Drums
Description: As used in hamlet
***More to come***
Cost: $100
Half Dozen
Description: A Combination of a spoon and a fork, does neither job well, but with a new titanium alloy we can assure you it wont break.
Warranty: 3 years normal use
Toxic Waste
Cost: $5
50 Gallon Drums
Description: We're not quite sure why you'd want toxic waste, but we suppose it can serve as a good way to poison your enemies territory. We offer it for low low prices in case your nation doesn't produce any.
Telemarketers
Cost: 10,000 dollars
Unearthly Numbers
Description: Using ancient and evil magicks we summon forth a demonic horde of telemarketers which disturb and disrupt your enemies populace at all hours causing them to destroy their phone lines in an attempt to escape the constant ringing. Thus giving you the tactical advantage. Price may increase if the demonic hordes unionize.
Talking Bass Bomblets
Cost: 100,000
10,000 Talking Bass Per Warhead
Description: The most evil in our line-up the motion sensing talking bass. Now in bomb form, millions of these abominations can cover your enemies cities. Has a tremendous effect on your enemies populace
***Warning***
Extremely dangerous to your own troops, make sure all soldiers coming in contact with the leaflets wear the appropriate ear protection. Directly linked to high suicide rates
NaCl
Cost: $50
1 lbs
Description: A special blend of sodium and chloride delivered to your front door.
Tub o' Cyanide
Cost: 3,000
50 Gallon Drums
Description: Everyones Favorite Poison
Tub o' Ear Poison
Cost: 4,000
50 Gallon Drums
Description: As used in hamlet
***More to come***