NationStates Jolt Archive


Ziliarn's Store Of Junk

15-11-2003, 05:17
Titanium Spork

Cost: $100
Half Dozen
Description: A Combination of a spoon and a fork, does neither job well, but with a new titanium alloy we can assure you it wont break.
Warranty: 3 years normal use


Toxic Waste

Cost: $5
50 Gallon Drums
Description: We're not quite sure why you'd want toxic waste, but we suppose it can serve as a good way to poison your enemies territory. We offer it for low low prices in case your nation doesn't produce any.


Telemarketers

Cost: 10,000 dollars
Unearthly Numbers
Description: Using ancient and evil magicks we summon forth a demonic horde of telemarketers which disturb and disrupt your enemies populace at all hours causing them to destroy their phone lines in an attempt to escape the constant ringing. Thus giving you the tactical advantage. Price may increase if the demonic hordes unionize.


Talking Bass Bomblets

Cost: 100,000
10,000 Talking Bass Per Warhead
Description: The most evil in our line-up the motion sensing talking bass. Now in bomb form, millions of these abominations can cover your enemies cities. Has a tremendous effect on your enemies populace
***Warning***
Extremely dangerous to your own troops, make sure all soldiers coming in contact with the leaflets wear the appropriate ear protection. Directly linked to high suicide rates


NaCl
Cost: $50
1 lbs
Description: A special blend of sodium and chloride delivered to your front door.


Tub o' Cyanide
Cost: 3,000
50 Gallon Drums
Description: Everyones Favorite Poison

Tub o' Ear Poison
Cost: 4,000
50 Gallon Drums
Description: As used in hamlet



***More to come***
Kurlej
15-11-2003, 05:19
WOW! Junk!

Anyway
1.Telemarketers
4.Talking Bass Bomblets
*410,000 wired*
15-11-2003, 05:20
Heh, this stuff is pretty damn funny.
15-11-2003, 05:20
*shipped*
15-11-2003, 05:23
Heh, this stuff is pretty damn funny.
Completely agreed
______________________
What you think we're the only ones with hippies?
The Germans invented the Time travelling bong.
15-11-2003, 06:47
Ill take 5 Bass Bomblets and 10 telemarketers
$600,000
Money Wired*
15-11-2003, 06:52
Titanium Spork
Cost: $100
Half Dozen
Description: A Combination of a spoon and a fork, does neither job well, but with a new titanium alloy we can assure you it wont break.
Warranty: 3 years normal use.
Ahh, but you can't assure us it will not bend! Titanium is very malleable.


NaCl
Cost: $50
1 lbs
Description: A special blend of sodium and chloride delivered to your front door.
How do you make a special blend of table salt...


Tub o' Cyanide
Cost: 3,000
50 Gallon Drums
Description: Everyones Favorite Poison
I prefer Arsenic compounds.
Islam-Judaism
15-11-2003, 07:15
id like 1 salt, please. and ill throw an extra 100 bucks in if you hurry, my eggs are getting cold. thanks. money wired
Baillie
15-11-2003, 07:19
I'd like a telemarketer, so I can bug some people in my nation.

10,000 will be wired upon confirmation.
15-11-2003, 09:19
1,000 Titanium Spork X $100

500 Toxic Waste X $5

30 Tub o' Cyanide X $3,000
*moneys wired*
15-11-2003, 15:11
Baillie *shipped*




192500 - FlK *shipped*

Islam Judaism rush delivery of 1 pound of NaCl *shipped* for 150

Dasaa *shipped*


Attican, thats why we use an alloy, helps it be a bit more rigid.