Assassination
Ard Rigan Kunigunde ar Cledeb, of the Empire of Sadellenar, has empowered me to offer a reward of 5,000,000 solaris (or its equivalent in foreign currencies) for information concerning the recent assassination of the Imperial consort, His Royal Majesty King Alric III. During the early morning hours of November 13th, the Imperial consort was discovered drowned in his private baths. There were signs of a struggle, as well as an open casement within the chamber. Rumors of the consort taking a mistress are completely erronious. Any information corcerning this heinous act should contact:
Mishnet Tribecca
Archduke of the Palace
The Order of Reptiles
15-11-2003, 05:16
TOR extends condolences for the loss of your king, and hopes that you are able to find those responsible.
We hereby donate 2 billion dollars toward the finding of the killers, as well as sending a network of intelligence officers (Numbers and details undisclosed at this time).
Good luck, and happy hunting.
Damn, I thought you were going to ask someone to do an assassination for you. In which case I'd offer you 'John Doe', an elite agent who does not exist, and he has carried out many many undercover operations without being discovered.
But alas....sigh :)
Anyway, I do wish to express my condolences for your loss.
We send out condolences, to your people.
If we come about anything that may be of help or interest we will be sure to let your government know.
Once again we are sorry for your loss.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
15-11-2003, 06:11
It was us, probaly. I get a lot of jobs daily for kings, what did he look like?
If anyone needs to get shot it's the guy that rules Sadellenar.
We also send our condolences to your country. Be sure to let us know how we can be of service to you. We have spies in many other countries maybe we can send some your way. We will let you kno if we hear anything that might be of service.
:evil:
I may be able to 'persuade' certain individuals I am holding in custody, to provide names, but I don't want the money. I want to sign an aggreement that allows my intellengce operatives to access all bio-technological or Armament, past, present or future, protocols/research/development created in your country. :twisted: