Valley of Elves found in the Realms
"On a standard patrol, A legion of The Lord's Troops came across a small, hidden colony of elves living in a small valley within the conquered realms, The Legion did not wait for confirmed orders, but instead encircled the valley and proceed to burn it, all elves trying to escape were trapped and killed by the millitary, and an estimated 5,000 dead"--Speech today by Major General Dranken.
In the valley the diverse army under Korhend's control was seen drinking, rejoicing, and eating fine white meat under roaring fires that night.
Keebland
15-11-2003, 05:44
Why kill the elves?What did our kind do that was so wrong?
Emperor of Keebland
Keebler
elves are my national animals
Why did you kill the elves?!
Killing elves=bad
we find it an offence u hunt or national animals with out a permit
plus elves have a long memery u goin to pay for what u did elves are not to be crossed u know..."ponders"
Keebland
15-11-2003, 06:14
This is Keebler,Emperor of Keebland.WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!!I will now poisen your fudge cookies corpsac.
This is Keebler,Emperor of Keebland.WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!!I will now poisen your fudge cookies corpsac.
NOW your in trouble :wink: oh and stop killing elves. Send them to Yurka so that they can profit from our genepool 8)
Keebland
15-11-2003, 16:45
This is Keebler,Emperor of Keebland.I would recommend not killing elves because my fellow elf nations and I will be forced to kill you for these murders.
send the elves to a different nation or let them live or we will fire 15 R.E.D 6 missiles at u (i love bio warfare) and as i dont think u have R.E.C 3 then i think 15 cites of urs are goin to die out. you have 24 hours to comply.
also did u know elves are Pure good unless there dark elves then thats different, and killing one would make them troops go insane???
Pure good?! I've seen alot of exceptions :twisted:
It depends what kind of Elves they where...if they where Elves as in little green men, we don't support these actions but arn't going to start a war over it.
If they where Elves as in the Medevil kind, consider yourself a radioactive creater.
Elves are pure good dark elves are evil elves cant be but good cos its what they are being an elder race.
Dark Elves are elves that are cast out of the Elven race. yes many elves can be evil but hay so can humans and we say were a pure race HA is all i can say to that
Padmasa is sending 500,000,000 credits as reward for the elf killings...
*Money wired*
Keebland
15-11-2003, 20:39
This is Keebler,Emperor of Keebland.There will be consequences if I find out you have killed anymore elves.If they are such a problem I will have one of my Despair Light Figates pick up the elves in your nation.(That same Frigate is in orbit above your nation right now so don't touch any elves)