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BFTE has declared war on aust once again for expernations see 1st war on Aust and 2nd war on Aust. 140,000 men march against them...Ha ha ha

This is geting silly you've declared war 3 times and lost twise mabey it's time to give up well i'll alert my allies and mobalise the troops....again

This is geting silly you've declared war 3 times and lost twise mabey it's time to give up well i'll alert my allies and mobalise the troops....again
So each time I get stronger. I have 130,000 men now so surrender now and so should any allies you have

*Sigh*

BFtEM, your last general is rotting on a stick in the crater that is your capital city. You have no troops, your population is enslaved, your country is just a big crater, and your leader has been killed.

Don't even bother. I fully support Aust, and if possible, will bring all eleven of my allies in to destroy this prick. One has been very... Eager to try out his nukes.

will bring all eleven of my allies in to destroy this prick.

((Watch the flames... I know it can be annoying to fight someone who won't behave responsibly, this is why NSers ignore godmoders.))

I apologize to all at Nation States.

This is geting silly you've declared war 3 times and lost twise mabey it's time to give up well i'll alert my allies and mobalise the troops....again
So each time I get stronger. I have 130,000 men now so surrender now and so should any allies you have
Your entire population is far less than any worthy nations standing army. In war time, your not even a mosquitoe bite compared to aged nations.

hmm

anybody need cheap laser weapons and LLAVS ?? i'll give aust and his allies a 25% discount !!

hmm, didn't i do that for the last war as well ??

how about you guys don't nuke him this time?

He has been nuked...

From my count...

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7

Ah, he's been nuked too many times to count.

This is begining to get repeditive, all in favor of Ignore Cannon Launch say aye...

Aye!

*readies Ra'ashi IC-900 Ignore Cannon*

Aye!

*Ignore Cannon fired*

Holy crap, even I could wipe the floor with this guy.

*Empties bag of IGNORE on BFTE*

Yeah, I wanted to use fuel-airs on Bob during the last war, but now it is time. 8 ICBM fuel airs are heading towards the main cities of Bob Fred the Elephant. Satellite pics show nuclear-like detonations in the nation.

Yeah, I wanted to use fuel-airs on Bob during the last war, but now it is time. 8 ICBM fuel airs are heading towards the main cities of Bob Fred the Elephant. Satellite pics show nuclear-like detonations in the nation.

The small problem is that there are no more cities in bfte's country. There are no buildings whatsoever. all there is is an irradiated hole in the ground.

BFTE, I would just give up. Your populaton should be in negative numbers by now

The nation of Packilvania has invaded BTFE and taken 98% of his land-
He was left with a small island off the coast for nuclear testing-
All lands target for nuclear launch should be cancelled immediately as the land is now under the control of the Packilvanian Empire

Yeah, I wanted to use fuel-airs on Bob during the last war, but now it is time. 8 ICBM fuel airs are heading towards the main cities of Bob Fred the Elephant. Satellite pics show nuclear-like detonations in the nation.

The small problem is that there are no more cities in bfte's country. There are no buildings whatsoever. all there is is an irradiated hole in the ground.

BFTE, I would just give up. Your populaton should be in negative numbers by now

Oh well, the land's target practice.

cough cough-
see above-
ass he has no military left i rolled in and took control :)

Bob- Shut up. You've already lost. If you don't declare war, we will give you money.

I WILL SUPPORT BOB FRED THE ELEPHANT WITH 400,000 TROOPS, FIGHTERS, AND BOMBERS

islandopia watch your step-
I may be a weak country, but my people WILL fight if i call them to-

The nation of Packilvania has invaded BTFE and taken 98% of his land-
He was left with a small island off the coast for nuclear testing-
All lands target for nuclear launch should be cancelled immediately as the land is now under the control of the Packilvanian Empire

I wouldn't use that land if I were you, it's been so intensly bombed with nukes and other non-conventional weaponry that it'll remain unihabitable for centuries

oh and Islandopia, which would you prefer, a massed attack from several countries (including mine) or a simple bombing with nuclear and thermonuclear weapons ?

Islandtopia -
Did all TWO of the nations in your area vote to go to war?
If they did - they shoulda picked a better allie to back!!
:roll:

Ewwwwwwww! Stay away from there! Its full of mutants and people i've impaled! You might catch BREF's stupid virus. *BTEF is now declared a 10th world country* :roll:

*Watches BTEF's troops come at him with sticks and rocks* :shock:

Watch MY step.... Well when you attacked bob fed the elephant you destroyed several key locations of my country's Coco Corp. and severely damagd my economy. I wouldn't be fighting right now if you hadn't done that

Bob fred the elephant attacked AUST all three times. Aust just defended himself by enslaving the populace. Second war Corpsac nuked it a few times. 3rd war Yurka is just gonna sit at home and laugh.


EDIT: Islandopia goatdogs, if you really want to become a radioactive hole in the ground full of sickly bald cavemen just keep on talking.

You don't know how many nukes are in my storehold. In fact I've got one prepared to launch at Yurka if he keeps on talking.

hmm, looks like the first option is about to be, well, removed by Yurka

the nation of the Remmonlands advises islandopia to back off before someone decides to help them do that

Your only a September nation. I have satelites to take care of things like that ( http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=90713 ). Everyone attacked Bob fred the elephant. If you also want to be attacked, so be it. :twisted: I mean, after his president was killed, his cities nuked to a heap of radiationed ruins, he has nothin. As a member of the UN, you CAN'T nuke me without the UN's approval. :roll:

I've also got nuke emplacements in bfte right now ready to launch in 5...4...3...2...1 right at bob fred the elephant's capital. Your welcome Aust :mrgreen:

Now so no more wars on aust i've looked into the history of these wars and find it stupid. Although, if the corporate state of islandopia is threatened again. You'll get what you deserve

What capitol?! Just one RL day ago it was a crater :roll: . And Aust is MY ally 8) . Yurka advises you watch your tongue.

okay, how do you build nuke emplacements in highly radioactive terrain

how do you shoot at a massive crater in the ground which was previously a capital

and what kind of nukes would you have?

I decided to switch sides like I've been planning to do all along. I have my ways of robotic missle emplacements

*Watches on satelite the nuke hits the crater, creating an even larger crater*

Yurka is going to send a biological warfare unit into ground zero to see if ANY of his people are still alive after that.

oh well, since my B-1B's are still up there from the last war, i think it's time to recall them

they've been up for nearly 36 hours and that's pushing their fuel supply a little by now i think

that way we can refit them with a fusion reactor and modified engines to severly increase their flight potential

Well after the radiation subsides, lets use the crater formerly known as bfte as a parking lot for our tanks

*Impales any survivors left in bfte*

"With almost 90% certainty, everyone left in this country is 100% dead! Let this be a warning to anyone whos left out there!"

well yurka you better get your troops out of there because I'm dropping atomic bombs in 3 different places just to make 100% certainty


Watch tommorrow there be another topic titled "4th war against Aust"

*The biological warfare division from Yurka waved to horribly disfigured people squirming on they're iron poles*

"Well, we need to get going, have fun." The leader snickered to himself before jumping into a VTOL and taking off with his troops.

The impaled idiots could only gurgle as the VTOL took off, leaving them behind to suffer.

Shut up you stupid,insolent,dumb-ass n00b. Your country is the worlds leading producer of glass and there are no sentient beings in your country except radiation mutated bacteria.
So shut up!
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mmmm....
since everyone likes to nuke my country's new land so much....
im taking control of the remnaining few posistions that aren't constantly microwaving everything-
I also create The Free Mutants Indepent Puppet Society-
Let the mutants live in peace-

Alright all 3 locations have been nuked. My lead-suited troops are going to check for any survivors. all thats left is one tank. ~one of the troops uses a tankbuster to destroy the tank. It seemed to be on top of a bunker.~Bunker buster gets dropped~ Let's see him get out of that one

So it seems that BFTE has already been defeated again anyone who wishes to take any land off him or enslave any of his populance I claim 1/2 his land and after getting rid of the creater and radiaton I shall use it as a large millatary training ground. Using mutants as practice fire.

Aust! Mutants are an endangered species! I suggest you enslave them and use them to mine uranium! Since they already have a tolerance.

I apologise I shall surrender and stop my crusade against aust. I shall:
Give 1/2 of my land to the allies who defeated me. Strip back my millatary to a maxamum of 200,000 men. distroy my nukes and make any member of my population avalible to slavery and whatever you wish in the next 6 days.

((The Empire of Ssakura would like to add the fact that in the 2nd war on Aust-We completely glassed Bob fred's nation. Apparently we're fighting those few molecule remnants.))

"Johnston!"

"Yes sir!"

"What the hell is going on? The nation is dead. Glassed. No more of. What do they think they're doing."

"No idea sir. We've been shooting missles out of the sky for hours. It's time to take the offensive."

"Shoot them back to hell. Once they've been glassed, shoot the NovaCannons at them"

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Ion beams launch out of the Ss Concept, targeting Bob fred the Elephant. When the beams hit the nation, they spread, glassing over aproximatly 10 square miles. Within a period of 10 minutes, most of the nation has been reduced to molten sand and dirt, with the sparse patch of untouched land here or there.

Then the ships begins to turn itself...
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"Glassing complete. NovaCannons beginning"
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5 beams of bright blue energy race through space. The 5 beams are Nova Cannons (The equivelant of a future tech. nuke). Where they hit, everything is gone. No bunker can be protected, not SDI system is good enough to stop these. Bob fred the Elephant is gone. ((FOR THE 3RD TIME!!)

Yes I accept your surrender and now my allies have finished pounding you to pulp we can rebuild you. (Cue protests) I take half of the space allocated to us as a training ground

OOC: Not everyone believes in future tech :twisted: Unless its based on something realistically possible. Since those nova cannons are a bit cheap, ya know, since theres absolutely no way to stop them.

IC: Is horrified as the non-bobfredtheelephant troops are killed. :?

yurka, the nova cannons can be stopped quite simply

energy shielding

OOC: Not everyone believes in future tech :twisted: Unless its based on something realistically possible. Since those nova cannons are a bit cheap, ya know, since theres absolutely no way to stop them.

IC: Is horrified as the non-bobfredtheelephant troops are killed. :?


Well, considering they're almost impossible to come by, and outrageously expensive, they're not exactly pratical for use, so noone ever really uses them. I bought 5 for this sole purpose.
Also, my apologies about the other troops. I had no idea they were there. You have to figure that at least 50%, considering it took a few hours to finish, and a radio broadcast was sent to all allied troops on the ground in the nation stating that bombardment would begin.

Packilvanian forces are seeting up a defensive perimeter areound his claimed land.

"The sensless killing shall stop. The mutants/ survivors in this area are now property of the Packilvanian Empire"

Anyone else accept his surrender or claim the terratory avalible

Anyone else accept his surrender or claim the terratory avalible

I apologise I shall surrender and stop my crusade against aust. I shall:
Give 1/2 of my land to the allies who defeated me. Strip back my millatary to a maxamum of 200,000 men. distroy my nukes and make any member of my population avalible to slavery and whatever you wish in the next 6 days.

Just a suggestion: you should also stop pretending that yopu had nukes in the first place.

I apologise I shall surrender and stop my crusade against aust. I shall:
Give 1/2 of my land to the allies who defeated me. Strip back my millatary to a maxamum of 200,000 men. distroy my nukes and make any member of my population avalible to slavery and whatever you wish in the next 6 days.

Just a suggestion: you should also stop pretending that yopu had nukes in the first place.
Let it go. If he says he has nukes then let him say he has nukes he's distroyed them anyway

Anyone else accept his surrender or claim the terratory avalible

As we played a part in his defeat twice, could we just have 3 or 4 acres for a military base to moniter future activity for about a year until we can be sure all is safe. Then it would be converted to a spec.-ops training center.

Yurka would usually ask for some slaves, but after all that this nations has been through, even Yurka doesn't think it would be right. :shock:

I apologise I shall surrender and stop my crusade against aust. I shall:
Give 1/2 of my land to the allies who defeated me. Strip back my millatary to a maxamum of 200,000 men. distroy my nukes and make any member of my population avalible to slavery and whatever you wish in the next 6 days.

Just a suggestion: you should also stop pretending that yopu had nukes in the first place.
Let it go. If he says he has nukes then let him say he has nukes he's distroyed them anyway

Sorry-just a bit tired and grumpy today :oops:

Anyone else accept his surrender or claim the terratory avalible

As we played a part in his defeat twice, could we just have 3 or 4 acres for a military base to moniter future activity for about a year until we can be sure all is safe. Then it would be converted to a spec.-ops training center.
Okay anyone else.

Ssakura is invited to share usage of Packilvania's land-
Just don't kill the people/ mutants.

he should really dEstroy those missiles

oh and the remmonlands will claim some of that land for the purpose of launching our test missiles from

they tend to explode at random intervals and since those explosions are rather hefty

Terratory granted. he has distroyed the weapons.

Ssakura is invited to share usage of Packilvania's land-
Just don't kill the people/ mutants.

Thank you, we appreciate the offer, but we'll politefullt decline.

((YAHOO! 200 POSTS!!!)

On the other hand, Yurka would like to open a military airport in the region for further use. Just in case another war breaks out.

On the other hand, Yurka would like to open a military airport in the region for further use. Just in case another war breaks out.
Okay

On the other hand, Yurka would like to open a military airport in the region for further use. Just in case another war breaks out.
Okay

STOP IT NEWBS, GO TO GENERAL

STOP IT NEWBS, GO TO GENERAL
What!!!!

Hey I struck one of the final blows i should get some land

The Armed Republic of Jace, having culled off most of BFTEs troops in the first two wars, wishes to claim several square kilometers of land for nuclear weapon testing.

Jace also insists a campaign should be launched to kill off all mutants and preserve human purity.

The Armed Republic of Jace, having culled off most of BFTEs troops in the first two wars, wishes to claim several square kilometers of land for nuclear weapon testing.

Jace also insists a campaign should be launched to kill off all mutants and preserve human purity.

Human purity?! I don't know the meaning of the word! *imports elves and demons to interbreed in Yurka)

i will use some sonic tanks see http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=93124 to terraform the land that is going to be mine

Is it me or are there so many godmodding n00bs declaring war?

*Fires a couple of warning shots at Bob*

Is it me or are there so many godmodding n00bs declaring war?

*Fires a couple of warning shots at Bob*

It's over Bob is destroyed

Still...

well i claim the capital crater and surrounding land for myself

that includes underneath the crater also

Is it me or are there so many godmodding n00bs declaring war?

*Fires a couple of warning shots at Bob*

It's over Bob is destroyed

Well technically he was destroyed after the first war too...and the second war for that matter :roll:

that's right.

Yes and by the way my insider spies reported that the leader is not dead yet and that there is a liberation terrorist group in bfte's name

that's right.

Yes and by the way my insider spies reported that the leader is not dead yet and that there is a liberation terrorist group in bfte's nameI am in full support of Aust and will therefore have to fire my killer corgis out of ivory cannons over the border to dispose of those dastardly liberation terrorist group.................... Hey, give that beer back Mr Corgi, you'll get you 97 gallons later.................... Sorry about that, stupid mutt was drinking my guinness.