NationStates Jolt Archive


Workers needed

imported_The fixer
13-11-2003, 06:25
The great land of The Fixer is looking for expendable human life to work in our underwater gold mines.

Send us your prisoners, political activists and we will work them for there very life.
Setian-Sebeceans
13-11-2003, 06:26
The great land of The Fixer is looking for expendable human life to work in our underwater gold mines.

Send us your prisoners, political activists and we will work them for there very life.

I will send cyborgs, we have a stock pile, so we only request a 2% payment for them.
imported_The fixer
13-11-2003, 06:32
We cannot acept cyborgs due to the obvious reasons of uncontollable malfunctions and the high cost of repair. With humans we simply dispose of the undasirable.
Setian-Sebeceans
13-11-2003, 06:39
We cannot acept cyborgs due to the obvious reasons of uncontollable malfunctions and the high cost of repair. With humans we simply dispose of the undasirable.

Our cyborgs have non-ai systems, and they are state-of-the-art, they won't break.
The Volga
13-11-2003, 06:40
All our prisoners are turned over to you. Ten million people are ready for your orders. You must provide transport for them, though.
imported_The fixer
14-11-2003, 16:32
All our prisoners are turned over to you. Ten million people are ready for your orders. You must provide transport for them, though.


We thank you for your prisoners, we will be sending a transport convoy once monthly for ten years.
14-11-2003, 16:44
The Government of Yanomanoland denies access to our prisoners as we have programs that correct their disfunctions and have no need for prisons or the human torture that you put yours through.

We do not support physical or mental harm to human beings.

Cordially,

Amy Santee
President of Yanomanoland
imported_The fixer
15-11-2003, 06:16
The Government of Yanomanoland denies access to our prisoners as we have programs that correct their disfunctions and have no need for prisons or the human torture that you put yours through.

We do not support physical or mental harm to human beings.

Cordially,

Amy Santee
President of Yanomanoland

The Fixer aknowledges your concern with our treatment of prisoners. Our workers are given the neseceties for sustaining life while serving the sentence they were issued. We feel that hard labour is better than caging prisoners. Fortuatley we in the fixer have a low crime rate and have few people to work in our mines. This is why we are recruiting the help of our neighbours for their prisoners. In turn we all win. You no longer have the need to care for those in your prisons and we get free diposable labour for our mines.
Baillie
15-11-2003, 06:31
Our Kingdom only holds a rough estimated total of 5,000 prisioners, but they are your for the taking. I can provide trasport for them, as long as fuel costs are split in half, we do not wan't to seem cheap but these are hard times we are in.



King Christopher of Baillie
15-11-2003, 06:37
I, as leader of my country, offer a portion of my 'human resources' to you in hopes to create a bond of our nations. I hope we can trade further, please let me know as to how many 'prisoners' you desire and I will expell to you what I can.

End Transmission
imported_The fixer
15-11-2003, 07:11
Our Kingdom only holds a rough estimated total of 5,000 prisioners, but they are your for the taking. I can provide trasport for them, as long as fuel costs are split in half, we do not wan't to seem cheap but these are hard times we are in.



King Christopher of Baillie


Please send a shipment of 1000, we will FULLY reimburse your fuel.
Baillie
15-11-2003, 07:14
Our Kingdom only holds a rough estimated total of 5,000 prisioners, but they are your for the taking. I can provide trasport for them, as long as fuel costs are split in half, we do not wan't to seem cheap but these are hard times we are in.



King Christopher of Baillie


Please send a shipment of 1000, we will FULLY reimburse your fuel.

1000 prisioners shipped. And we will not have you fully reimburse the costs. There is no need, half is plenty enough spent.
imported_The fixer
15-11-2003, 07:14
I, as leader of my country, offer a portion of my 'human resources' to you in hopes to create a bond of our nations. I hope we can trade further, please let me know as to how many 'prisoners' you desire and I will expell to you what I can.

End Transmission

We will acept your human resourses and as well invite you and your top leaders to visit our nation for negotiations of trade.
Baillie
15-11-2003, 07:17
Our Kingdom would also like to expredd the fact that if any resources and or military help is neede we will be more than willing to help. Please send a message if any further survices are needed.
15-11-2003, 07:21
Then for good measure here are 1000 of our hardest worker slaves, the collars attached to their necks are transmitters that allow u to locate each. You can also, if need be, smite these resources with the collars. They send a small electrical charge directly into the spinal column, severing it instantel from the brain stem. Enjoy. PM me for further discussion.
The Prophet Samuel
15-11-2003, 07:29
From the desk of the Prophet, with the approval of the elders

The homosexual menace has been plaguing our nation as the labor camps we set up for them to protect them from retaliation after the gay rights resolution have become overcrowded and found that the slaves, or homosexual have not had sufficient labor to keep them occupied. We would gladly sell you up to half our homosexual labor force, approximatly 5 million people, for a price of 100 shekels per pound. Our only stipulations are that you must not allow them to return to the Holy Empire and you must also protect them from the violence of your civilian population.

The Prophet
imported_The fixer
16-11-2003, 02:28
From the desk of the Prophet, with the approval of the elders

The homosexual menace has been plaguing our nation as the labor camps we set up for them to protect them from retaliation after the gay rights resolution have become overcrowded and found that the slaves, or homosexual have not had sufficient labor to keep them occupied. We would gladly sell you up to half our homosexual labor force, approximatly 5 million people, for a price of 100 shekels per pound. Our only stipulations are that you must not allow them to return to the Holy Empire and you must also protect them from the violence of your civilian population.

The Prophet

We thank you for your kind offering, but we will decline. Homosexuality is considered punishable by death in our fine country.
16-11-2003, 02:33
Take all my prisoners. And if there are more, they will be sent directly to you. AND TAKE THEM FOREVER! Otherwise, we will request them