NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm selling machetes at $150 each
http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/swords/machete.jpg

And i'm selling molotovs at 40 dollars each
http://www.vossey.com/screenshots/imges/cs-cz/abh.sized.jpg

ooc: can i get the jason (friday the 13th) machete edition?

i'll buy a molotov, just cause I feel bad for you.

ooc: can i get the jason (friday the 13th) machete edition? yes but it will cost you 10 extra dollers

The basic offensive lifeform of our race comes with machetes as legs and arms. The More advanced offense has scythes for arms.

-The hivemind