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The Kabal Man'men has determined that its relations with outsider nations have suffered under the influence of xenophobic and isolationist policies. The Kabal wishes it known that its services are available for hire as a mercenary force. Method of payment will be discussed below.

Furthermore, the Kabal has determined that it will place five hundred thousand slaves and a futher hundred thousand souls upon the auction block. The slaves and souls will be gifted in lots of ten thousand slaves or a thousand souls to those who bid upon them.

Currency is worthless. Those who desire our slaves or our services must bid in either useful technology or some other commoddity.

ooc: Boo him! Boo that man.

IC: what type of technology are you looking for.

The spectrum of technology among the various intelligent life is too broad to attempt to categorize it. However, technology useful to us includes research into gravitics, so-called nanotechnology, and generally any scientifically advanced tool. Furthermore, we will consider shipments of mind-altering chemicals (drugs) as proper payment, as soon as the effects of such chemicals can be determined and verified.

Wow, you sure want a strong glass industry don't you?

Someone is going to turn you into a giant piece of glass or make you a big big lake. Either way you're screwed.

That would be an impressive feat, considering the fact that at the moment, even those who we might consider our allies do not know where we are. It is hard to "glass" something, as you so crudely put it, that you cannot find.

*aims JAXMi2 missiles* Stand down or have your capital city turned into a lake, your choice. You have 1 hour!!!

(ooc: sorry, just want an excuse to remove some1 who likes slavery!!!)

I'll bid 100 EMP bombs, I'll even make them self propelled followed by laser guided bombs directly delivered to all your infastructural buildings and all buildings of importance. They will all be self propelled.

That would be an impressive feat, considering the fact that at the moment, even those who we might consider our allies do not know where we are. It is hard to "glass" something, as you so crudely put it, that you cannot find.

No, its quite easy to glass a country with nuclear weapons.

In case the Kabal's position on the matter is not completely clear, the Archon wishes it known that no amount of threats will dissuade us from our course. Further threats from the mon-keigh community will result in worse atrocities than slavery being visited upon those who are for auction. Do not trifle with our wrath.

Ok, you asked for it. Missile launched, rp losses :P also, consider 20 b-52's en route :P

And it is quite easy to find a country with spy sats or spyplanes, or simply tracking transmissions.

((You are so quick to assume...))

We wish it to be known that though we delight in the destruction caused by the rash actions of these rogue nations, we almost feel sorry for the poor sods who happen to be where ever those missiles fall. Almost. In the meantime, our orbitting retransmitter has taken steps to ensure its safety in the face of these reckless mon-keigh.

umm, thats your capital turned to a lake then, comsider condiminium plots for sale on lake manmen for 1 mil USD each :P

Oh Dear MON-KEIGh listen to his words, you fools, the Fallen are not even on EARTH. The Fallen are hidden even from us who seek them in retribution for a Crime for worse than this mere Slave taking.

Understand that you cannot simply Nuke them, you must find them, and deal with them another way. Until that time Silence, and cease launching missiles at Random spots of ground for no reason.


Farseer Council

The spectrum of technology among the various intelligent life is too broad to attempt to categorize it. However, technology useful to us includes research into gravitics, so-called nanotechnology, and generally any scientifically advanced tool. Furthermore, we will consider shipments of mind-altering chemicals (drugs) as proper payment, as soon as the effects of such chemicals can be determined and verified.

After talking with my military advisors will will be glad offer as payment some current military technology. Here some of what we have to offer

The F-152 Thunder bolt
powerplant: 4 GE-52ZX90 Ion engines
armorment: two plasma gatling guns plus six hard points.
15 meters long and 20 meter wide with fins extended.
http://hyperspace.isnnews.net/ea/index.html#starfury


G-101 ground troop assult rifle.
wieght 7.4 pounds
71 cm long
caliber: 5mm caseless ammunition
uses 30, 40 or 50 round box clips.
710 RPM
max range 1300 yards
effective range 900 yards

MA-3 combat suit
The suit fully encloses the wearer giving heavy resistance to most 20th century firearms. With curret weapon tech the MA-3 can withstand between two to three hits from small firearms. Heavier caliber ammunition may cause system failer.
When the suit is given to a soldier, said soldier must have implanted data jack(which come with the MA-3) The soldier, once he puts on the suit, will get increased strength and reflexes.
WARNING FOR EVER 9 MONTH OF THE SOLDIER WEARING THE MA-3 IN COMBAT, SAID SHOULD GET 3 MOTHS OF REST. IF NOT MENTAL PROBLEMS MAY OCCURE.

I will buy all the slaves and then relese them after our maxemum slavery terms (See: the TRUTH about Aust slaves.) Except for the boys and girls under 14 they will work in my army until they are 35 as drummer boys and whores

"Locked and logged." says Terrence Urqhart as he leans back from he keyboard. "Its amazing what you can find roaming free over the networks if you keep an eye on the right things. Confirm transmissions from Western Might... and I don't think they're saying 'u r bad.', either."

He looks up from his keyboard to the person standing next to him. "I'm no hacker to wiggle his fingers and crack a backdoor to the Septagon, but we journos know a few places where things linger."

After talking with my military advisors will will be glad offer as payment some current military technology. Here some of what we have to offer

The F-152 Thunder bolt
powerplant: 4 GE-52ZX90 Ion engines
armorment: two plasma gatling guns plus six hard points.
15 meters long and 20 meter wide with fins extended.
http://hyperspace.isnnews.net/ea/index.html#starfury


G-101 ground troop assult rifle.
wieght 7.4 pounds
71 cm long
caliber: 5mm caseless ammunition
uses 30, 40 or 50 round box clips.
710 RPM
max range 1300 yards
effective range 900 yards

MA-3 combat suit
The suit fully encloses the wearer giving heavy resistance to most 20th century firearms. With curret weapon tech the MA-3 can withstand between two to three hits from small firearms. Heavier caliber ammunition may cause system failer.
When the suit is given to a soldier, said soldier must have implanted data jack(which come with the MA-3) The soldier, once he puts on the suit, will get increased strength and reflexes.
WARNING FOR EVER 9 MONTH OF THE SOLDIER WEARING THE MA-3 IN COMBAT, SAID SHOULD GET 3 MOTHS OF REST. IF NOT MENTAL PROBLEMS MAY OCCURE.

Your military technology is unaceptable. We have no need for slow, useless craft and fragile power suits that only inhibit the wearer.

Furthermore, I do not think that Aust has even been paying attention. The slaves are not for sale. They are for bartering. If you intend to release them, then I shall see to it that they are worth my while to release to you.

Well, if you are going to RP buying weapons, than you should RP getting hit by them.

If you nuke a country selling slaves, wouldn't you nuke the slaves? *nuke-slaps the lot fo ya*

Well, if you are going to RP buying weapons, than you should RP getting hit by them.

((Perhaps if I was confronted by someone who bothered to RP the attack, I would RP damage. However, all that has so far been offered forth has been "I LUANCH T3H N00X0RZ!!!!11!!" Perhaps you should consider the ramifications of a war against an enemy you do not know, or even comprehend. Perhaps you should invest in intelligence-gathering, perhaps you should invest in a space program. Perhaps you should THINK before posting. So, until you figure out how to operate anything other than a OMG TEH STEEL PENIZ, you can kindly either sit there, watch, and learn, or vacate my thread. Either way, I win.
Furthermore, you should pay attention to what goes on in a thread. Not only did you ignore what advice I gave you, but also the blatant attempt Tor made to enlighten you. As to the weapons... did I not say that his military hardware was inferior? What about that statement leads you to believe I will be buying weapons from him?))

Your military technology is unaceptable. We have no need for slow, useless craft and fragile power suits that only inhibit the wearer.

Furthermore, I do not think that Aust has even been paying attention. The slaves are not for sale. They are for bartering. If you intend to release them, then I shall see to it that they are worth my while to release to you.

Slow? useless? Sir these are not earth based aircraft but high tech space fighters. and The MA-3's suit are just the rip off of Unthers (ex country BCA's). The weapons listen is just a rain drop of a sea of what I have to call upon. I have vast space fleets and the jump gate and star drives in which to move them.
If you want nanotechnology and advanced tool building tools, then sir I have them.
Thanks to a attack several years ago by Angelus i was able to acquire nanoteachnology. It was the special warhead they used in their space torpedos, which carried a payload of nanobots which ate though the hulls of my ships leaving a 8 foot round hole. Upon testing the damaged area after the battle my engineers found the then shut down nano's. Years of study and research have brought the nano tech field in western might were it is today. In the medical field, were use nano's to biuld new human organs. We can do this to over 70% of the organs in the human body.
But was weapons of war we have found them even more promising. Not only have our nanobots been able to crew hole through ships hulls but if enough are introduced to the ships mainframe thet will begin shutting down systems. though alot are need to shut down a whole ship. A good number of them will still be able to messup a few systems.
We have also found that several types of energy fields will distrupt and in some cases shut down the nano's before the can get to work.
For a advanced tools we have the whirlwind construction system. It is still very new and has yet to be shown to the public. testing shows that at full power the whirlwind and build massive capital ships not in the standard months but withing weeks. though Huge amount of power are needed to do so.

Hmmm... we'll give you the technology of the wheel for 50,000 slaves, all will be freed and employed very cheaply when they arrive in Troy.

Ambassador Peleus
-The Trojan Empire-

Hmmm... we'll give you the technology of the wheel for 50,000 slaves, all will be freed and employed very cheaply when they arrive in Troy.

Ambassador Peleus
-The Trojan Empire-

Thank you for volunteering to replenish our pool of slaves.

We recommend that you end your slavery.

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Racism-the other stupid ideology
Peace, love, and girls with small waists and big butts!
Letilan moths! Yay!
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Slavery is a tradition among the Kabal...or something. Its like pissing on jesus if you were a Christian :twisted:

We recommend that you end your slavery.



This matter is no concern of yours, mon-keigh.

If you want nanotechnology and advanced tool building tools, then sir I have them.
Thanks to a attack several years ago by Angelus i was able to acquire nanoteachnology. It was the special warhead they used in their space torpedos, which carried a payload of nanobots which ate though the hulls of my ships leaving a 8 foot round hole. Upon testing the damaged area after the battle my engineers found the then shut down nano's. Years of study and research have brought the nano tech field in western might were it is today. In the medical field, were use nano's to biuld new human organs. We can do this to over 70% of the organs in the human body.
But was weapons of war we have found them even more promising. Not only have our nanobots been able to crew hole through ships hulls but if enough are introduced to the ships mainframe thet will begin shutting down systems. though alot are need to shut down a whole ship. A good number of them will still be able to messup a few systems.
We have also found that several types of energy fields will distrupt and in some cases shut down the nano's before the can get to work.
For a advanced tools we have the whirlwind construction system. It is still very new and has yet to be shown to the public. testing shows that at full power the whirlwind and build massive capital ships not in the standard months but withing weeks. though Huge amount of power are needed to do so.


Your ships and stargates are unimportant. Our methods are superior. However...
You begin to offer interesting technology. Give the Kabal the research information involving these nanites, and the generators necessary to counteract them. These technologies will earn you ten lots of slaves.

A fair deal. Do you want a face to face meeting or do you want us to send the information through secure communications.?
If a face to face meeting is allowed we would be able to show you a live test by using a dummy ship we would bring along.

"This an official warning, though we may not like the Fallen's actions, we are bound by alliance to proect them, all nation have been warned"

--General Novarin

OOC: Good to see you back Raem

A fair deal. Do you want a face to face meeting or do you want us to send the information through secure communications.?
If a face to face meeting is allowed we would be able to show you a live test by using a dummy ship we would bring along.

We will arrange the deal via more secure methods.

((Good to be back, and up to the old evil again. :twisted: ))

"What is a 'mon-keigh', Geordi?"

"I don't know. Sounds like 'monkey' to me."

"Are we monkeys, Geordi?"

"Yes. Everyone thinks you guys are monkeys. And I mean everyone in the universe, okay?"

Well, if you are going to RP buying weapons, than you should RP getting hit by them.

((Perhaps if I was confronted by someone who bothered to RP the attack, I would RP damage. However, all that has so far been offered forth has been "I LUANCH T3H N00X0RZ!!!!11!!" Perhaps you should consider the ramifications of a war against an enemy you do not know, or even comprehend. Perhaps you should invest in intelligence-gathering, perhaps you should invest in a space program. Perhaps you should THINK before posting. So, until you figure out how to operate anything other than a OMG TEH STEEL PENIZ, you can kindly either sit there, watch, and learn, or vacate my thread. Either way, I win.
Furthermore, you should pay attention to what goes on in a thread. Not only did you ignore what advice I gave you, but also the blatant attempt Tor made to enlighten you. As to the weapons... did I not say that his military hardware was inferior? What about that statement leads you to believe I will be buying weapons from him?))

I really find it funny that you give no hint as to what technology you have and then you threaten me. I will not be scared by a n00b, I am older than you therefore I am better. I have considered the ramifications and you will be dealt with accordingly. You are a godmodder, so I see no way to RP a war with you. I can make that conclusion by this.
Either way, I win.

He did RP a missile launch, so you should RP getting hit. It is a godmodding in itself that you say "you have no location" or something along the lines of that, it is not possible. I am not going to listen to someone who does not even RP what technology they need. Oh yes, and I admired your use of the word "perhaps" 4 times in 5 sentences. And for your insult of "mon-keigh", learn how to insult in english because I dont waste time doing bullshit things like what you do. You made this thread as flamebait, and if you continue to refer to people as "Mon-keigh" I will report you as a flaming n00b.

I think hes a space nation

I really find it funny that you give no hint as to what technology you have and then you threaten me. I will not be scared by a n00b, I am older than you therefore I am better. I have considered the ramifications and you will be dealt with accordingly. You are a godmodder, so I see no way to RP a war with you. I can make that conclusion by this.
He did RP a missile launch, so you should RP getting hit. It is a godmodding in itself that you say "you have no location" or something along the lines of that, it is not possible. I am not going to listen to someone who does not even RP what technology they need. Oh yes, and I admired your use of the word "perhaps" 4 times in 5 sentences. And for your insult of "mon-keigh", learn how to insult in english because I dont waste time doing bullshit things like what you do. You made this thread as flamebait, and if you continue to refer to people as "Mon-keigh" I will report you as a flaming n00b.

((Ok, first, I'd respect a rant like this a LOT more if your figured our how to keep in-character information seperate from out-of-character information. You just completely blew whatever regard I had for your abilities to roleplay. Let's break it down. ))


I really find it funny that you give no hint as to what technology you have and then you threaten me. I will not be scared by a n00b, I am older than you therefore I am better.


(Thank you for making my job easier. This "I'm bigger than you, so I'm better" conceit is just wrong. It is, simply, incorrect. Details? Let's shall. ))


He did RP a missile launch, so you should RP getting hit. It is a godmodding in itself that you say "you have no location" or something along the lines of that, it is not possible.


((All I have to say is that my nation is not based on Earth. It is a space-tech nation, and like many space-tech nations, does not reside upon Terra Firma. Furthermore: ))


the Fallen are not even on EARTH. The Fallen are hidden even from us who seek them in retribution for a Crime for worse than this mere Slave taking.
Farseer Council


((The word "mon-keigh" I used exclusively in-character. It's a term that the race constituting the ruling class of my nation would use. Learn how to do that, to seperate in-character from out-of-character. Go read the RPing stickies. Nothing you've said have convinced me more that you're a petulant newbie looking to push other people around just because you've been here a bit longer. Which, by the way, you have not. The only reason I am not doing this thread with my main nation, which was a February nation (and more than capable of utterly crushing you) is the fact that I got it deleted. Furthermore, report me to the mods if you like. There's nothing in this thread any worse than my usual rants and, as I'm on pretty good terms with a number of the mods, they see my rants pretty regularly. So, noobie, I'll ask you, one more time, to either vacate my thread - your continued presence after the author asks you to leave is considered spam in this game - or go read the stickies and come back when you're ready to roleplay.

I never said I wouldn't take hits. I simply place restrictions upon those who would wish to enter into a conflict with me, so that they are forced to think, or be unsuccessful. If you cannot come up with a way to find me to shoot at me, then I have no interest in being shot at by you. This is not a case you can win by launching missiles. This is a case you'll have to think for. ))

OOC Kahta... calm down.
There used to be a county called Raem, long long ago when you knew not the meaning of the word "NationStates"... Raem was a dictatorship of some variety but in truth, its player was not happy. No! For there were many other moderntech nations and with all the opportunities presented by the universe of NS... he looked forth to outside sources to grow greater and RolePlay deeper!
And Lo! The Man-men Kabal did descend upon Raem and strike it down with great fury: Raem was consumed in their hatred, even as the nations about it watched. And though they struck back, these nations could but watch as the land of Raem was consumed in nuclear fire. All save the city of Hide... which suffered the worst fate of all.

For Lo! the Eldar (of Games Workshop fame) did have at their command a "Webway", to which they could for gates and pass within and without... raiding with no mercy. And it was into this hell that the city of Hide was drawn... and under the name of "Raem" did this Kabal long seek to cause pain and suffering to the mortal world.

The disaster sturck... for Raem said something bad about a moderator in circumstances of stress that I know too little to say much about! And then was the land of Raem cast out and purged from the universe of NationStates by the eternal power of Moderation.
And Lo! from the abyss came the people of "Manmen", speakers for the Man-men Kabal that destroyed Raem and all its works. And the people of NationStates said "Yay, it is the player of Raem returned to continue quality roleplaying in the forums, not merely some infantile newb who throws nukes around like water and says he wins because he is older or bigger." (Even though half the newbie's out there could defeat my fairly old, but pacifistic nation.)

And so it was that the Roleplayers of the Forums did respect Manmen and his roleplay by paying attention to the nature of his nation and striving against him in sensible and roleplayed ways, for lo! he was one of them of old.

OOB (Out Of the Biblical :) ) If I have any of the history wrong, please tell me and I will edit. Also, forgive the decleration of damage in a mutually-resolved way.

P.S. In GW background both varieties of Eldar refer to humans and Mon-Keigh... a joke on the part of the creators: not flaming (except possibly IC).

IC
A transmitter array bleeped in the radioactive wastelands of Raem... the Fallen who had set it up did not look up as the shadow descended, for they had already fallen back through the warp gate into the webway. The setback was minor, for there were other places that the Kabal could leave its messages for the Mon-Keigh to recieve. If, that is, the Archon still wished to continue this line of enticement.

The transmitter itself beeped once more. It was advanced by Mon-Keigh standards, but a cheap toy in the image of the Kabal. It didn't know about the looming shadow... if it did, it wouldn't have known what it mean... and even then it wouldn't have cared that the fire of God had descended up on. And the shadow grew greater.

Once more, the pyre of a second sun lit up over the shattered lands of Raem... and for a time the wasteland would be a little more uninhabitable than it had been before.

:cry: Poor Raem, they're all "DEAD" and such :cry:

OOC Kahta... calm down.
There used to be a county called Raem, long long ago when you knew not the meaning of the word "NationStates"... Raem was a dictatorship of some variety but in truth, its player was not happy. No! For there were many other moderntech nations and with all the opportunities presented by the universe of NS... he looked forth to outside sources to grow greater and RolePlay deeper!
And Lo! The Man-men Kabal did descend upon Raem and strike it down with great fury: Raem was consumed in their hatred, even as the nations about it watched. And though they struck back, these nations could but watch as the land of Raem was consumed in nuclear fire. All save the city of Hide... which suffered the worst fate of all.

For Lo! the Eldar (of Games Workshop fame) did have at their command a "Webway", to which they could for gates and pass within and without... raiding with no mercy. And it was into this hell that the city of Hide was drawn... and under the name of "Raem" did this Kabal long seek to cause pain and suffering to the mortal world.

The disaster sturck... for Raem said something bad about a moderator in circumstances of stress that I know too little to say much about! And then was the land of Raem cast out and purged from the universe of NationStates by the eternal power of Moderation.
And Lo! from the abyss came the people of "Manmen", speakers for the Man-men Kabal that destroyed Raem and all its works. And the people of NationStates said "Yay, it is the player of Raem returned to continue quality roleplaying in the forums, not merely some infantile newb who throws nukes around like water and says he wins because he is older or bigger." (Even though half the newbie's out there could defeat my fairly old, but pacifistic nation.)

And so it was that the Roleplayers of the Forums did respect Manmen and his roleplay by paying attention to the nature of his nation and striving against him in sensible and roleplayed ways, for lo! he was one of them of old.

OOB (Out Of the Biblical :) ) If I have any of the history wrong, please tell me and I will edit. Also, forgive the decleration of damage in a mutually-resolved way.

P.S. In GW background both varieties of Eldar refer to humans and Mon-Keigh... a joke on the part of the creators: not flaming (except possibly IC).



((No... that's pretty much correct. I think I scared the bejezus out of every Warhammer player during the Coup! thread. Ah... pity that thread got gutted along with the rest of my posts. It was my crowning acheivement.))

((Bump))

His Most Enlightened One disapproves of this peddling and bartering of beings as though they are nothing but property. He urges the nations guilty of such atrocities to release their slaves, so that both master and slave may discover the spirituality within themselves, to find the inner Cheese.

- The Voice of His Most Enlightened One

His Most Enlightened One disapproves of this peddling and bartering of beings as though they are nothing but property. He urges the nations guilty of such atrocities to release their slaves, so that both master and slave may discover the spirituality within themselves, to find the inner Cheese.

- The Voice of His Most Enlightened One

You are a blind idealist. Your kind deserves only that which your betters deign to grant you.

Kher Rath le'Sheya, Archon Kabal Man'men

OOC: How do you get yourself deleted? Did you act arrogant like what you are doing right now?

I hate people like you in RL.

Manmen: I will ignore you IC and OOC from now on

IF you continue to harass our space-faring brother, we will be forced to take military action against you in the form of 5 Nova cannons, 10 fleets of atmosphere EMP, nuclear, and conventional bombers. in summary, no touchee.
((resurrected))

Kher Rath le'Sheya, Archon Kabal Man'men, We would like very much to ally with such a superior race to humanity. Although we see little that we can offer you in such an alliance, please note that we will try our greatest to make the alliance fruitful.

OOC: How do you get yourself deleted? Did you act arrogant like what you are doing right now?

I hate people like you in RL.

Manmen: I will ignore you IC and OOC from now on

((Arrogant? Perhaps. It's not a deletable offense. If you must know, I went off on a mod who insulted me over a complaint involving unwelcome people posting in my threads. As to ignoring me... so what? Why should I care? You're already unwilling to do what it takes to interact with me, so why should I care? ))

IF you continue to harass our space-faring brother, we will be forced to take military action against you in the form of 5 Nova cannons, 10 fleets of atmosphere EMP, nuclear, and conventional bombers. in summary, no touchee.
((resurrected))

((Who are you talking to?))

Kher Rath le'Sheya, Archon Kabal Man'men, We would like very much to ally with such a superior race to humanity. Although we see little that we can offer you in such an alliance, please note that we will try our greatest to make the alliance fruitful.

Your aknowledgement of the superiority of Eldar maturity and wisdom speaks well for you. However, the Kabal has no need for allies. Speak with Farseer Telgorthrind, of Tor Yvresse.

Kher Rath le'Sheya, Archon Kabal Man'men