NationStates Jolt Archive

11/12/03: In response to increasing suspicion of the possibility of weapons of mass destruction in Kaukolastan, East Poingly has declared war. The draft has once again been reinstated insuring that all 5 million men, women, and children will be available to battle this Axis of Evil.

"I'm not sure quite how this works," said the Prime Minister of East Poingly, "I mean, we just sort of declare war and that's about it. I'm not quite sure how to follow up with actual troops, or UN inspectors or anything. East Poingly isn't really even a member of the UN, but we are trying to establish force comprised of many nations. Our neighboring country of Poingly has offered up cookies and milk for our troops. We are very excited about this support. Of course, they also offered up the same cookies and milk to Kaukolastan, so we'll see how that goes."

East Poingly's declaration of war comes right after an announcement from the Kaukolastan government: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=92025

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11/12/03 - The nation of Poingly, in an effort to end the feud between the warring nations of East Poingly and Kaukolastan, has sent cookies and milk to both sides. Many experts have questioned Poingly's actions, saying that this might cause a riff between the neighboring nations of Poingly and East Poingly, who, for the most part, pretty much leave each other alone.

"Any interaction," stated one expert, "is very dangerous between these two countries, positive or negative. The tensions have always existed but never surfaced due to lack of interaction. It simply shouldn't happen. I mean, the country is called East Poingly and it is slightly south west of Poingly. What the hell is up with that? Something is not right over there."

"People always seem to get along when eating cookies and milk," countered the President of Poingly. "It seemed like a good thing to do. This war and has gone on far too long, and we don't want to see anyone get hurt."

The nation of ITD has announced a pledge of support for Kaukolastan.
The ITD President made the dictate earlier over a cup of warm coffee.
"Because of my ongoing commerce relations with Kaukolastan, it would be a tragedy for my economy if Kaukolastan would suddenly be attacked. After all... I am not paid to kill dissidents that are already sent to the front lines of a war." Any attack on Kaukolastan will be an attack on ITD as well, as we too have nuclear weaponry.