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I declare war against you little punk ass bitches! bong! :twisted:

wow....new

Wow, yeah, we haven't been seeing THESE for the past eleven pages.

Didn't we have a simular "threat" like this yesterday...

Over 80,000 nations against one tiny nation, very interesting.
I hope you are joking, there is still time to repent nOOb. REPENT!

I may still be pretty new, but even I could beat you if I had to

*yawn*Texas and Florida invades and crush you nation before you pathetic nation becomes a future threat to us or any other nation.Not sure if this is godmoding.

It's not, unless he does a complete 180 degree turn and becomes a good RPer, then, you'll have to give his land back.

It's not, unless he does a complete 180 degree turn and becomes a good RPer, then, you'll have to give his land back.
Ok.

We need Dontgothere to post his official n00b report on this one. In the mean time, may you citizens die as VX gas rains down on them. I hope they delete your nation for being such a waste of space. :twisted:

i would fight him, except as i can only field a platoon of tanks and a battalion of infantry for every man woman and child in his nation i would probably lose..., anyone else want to help? im sure if we get to the magical number of 1M tanks per citizen we might be on even ground with him

"War! Do you realize what it means? Do you know of any more terrible word in our language? Does it not bring to your mind pictures of slaughter and carnage, of murder, pillage, and destruction? Can't you hear the belching of cannon, the cries of the dying and wounded? Can you not see the battlefield strewn with corpses? Living humans torn to pieces, their blood and brains scattered about, men full of life suddenly turned to carrion. And there, at home, thousands of fathers and mothers' wives and sweethearts living in hourly dread lest some mischance befall their loved ones, and waiting, waiting for the return of those who will return nevermore."

Alexander Berkman, Now and After: The ABC of Communist Anarchism, New York: Vanguard Press, 1929.

How is does that VX gas taste Deucakistan? Oh wait, you can't smell or taste it? Doesn't matter, your already dead! :lol:

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
By:
Dontgonearthere (checked off by Jaxusism)
Directed at:
Deuceakistan

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Credit goes to Dontgothere for this form. I love it.

*official Berëzan kick of approval*

brilliant. except the satanist part. for that, dontgonearthere is hereby labeled ignorant.

I hearby declare this forum RATED!!