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Karzakist Missionaries from the Rogue Nation of Karzakistan have been pouring across the borders of all countries, spreading their mesage of enlightenment. They come armed with the latest in brainwashing techniques with kilos and kilos of various mind altering intoxicants. They are hard at work convincing all citizens that they should force their governments to join "the united church of DXM" region.

All missionaries are banned from entering my nation. they will be dealt with severely for bringing the pestilence that is foreign religion to our soil.
Praise Be.

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After recieving the first box of bones from BIK the coalition goverment of Karzakistan sends back a very angry letter, and more missionaries, these missionaries have ebola. The letter is completelt clean on the other hand.

The Holy Empire of Evil Oranges will not take kindly toward anyone boiling Karzakistan's missionaries in thier own blood. If you do not wish the missionaries, simply ask them to leave.

Any harmful action taken will result in our agents placing your leader's heads on pigpoles.

Signed by our hand,
Shao'Zaltais, Emperor of the Holy Empire of Evil Oranges

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Evil Oranges talk borders on the suicidal. Such idle threats hold little water in the face of a nation full of spiritual warriors. Spare us your banter and continue living under the the watchful eye of our Lord.
Praise Be.

Karzakist Missionaries from the Rogue Nation of Karzakistan have been pouring across the borders of all countries, spreading their mesage of enlightenment. They come armed with the latest in brainwashing techniques with kilos and kilos of various mind altering intoxicants. They are hard at work convincing all citizens that they should force their governments to join "the united church of DXM" region.

To: Karzakistan Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Missionaries

Missionaries of any type are not allowed in our nation - unless specifically asked. Since we did not ask you, we kindly request that none of your missionaries come near our borders or attempt to cross into our lands.

Thank you.



The FKC (http://www.freewebs.com/klatchia/index.htm)
The Order of the Seraphim (http://s2.invisionfree.com/Order_ofthe_Seraphim/index.php?act=idx)
The UTP (http://invisionfree.com/forums/UTP/index.php?)
TDP Tech Inc. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1902608#1902608)
World Factbook Entry: Vrak (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83379&highlight=)

Your missionaries will be cut down like waves of grain from the might of the Triumverate. Your nations will learn the Prophecy.

Your name is Sin and ours is Retribution. :twisted:

*both my nations speak the same view... Raysia and CC*

If any of your missionaries are caught within our nation, they will be shot on sight. no exceptions.

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God's vengeance is teaching your missionaries a valuable lesson in heresy. Our soldiers are innumerable, and like a cloud of locusts will choke our enemies to death until they crawl on their hands and knees before us demanding mercy, yet only to be greeted with slow death. Praise be, the triumvirate shall strike as lightning against our enemies. This is your last warning, any further transgressions will be treated with extreme consequences..... Praise be.
Stop doing that, please. Just because you belive in god dosen't mean your soldiers are invincible.
PS: All missionairies will be admitted as long as they leave their brainwashing
equipment and diesease behind

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We are the Triumverate. We were, are and always will be. Our warriors are the chosen. Learn the Prophecy or be swept under the wave of our might

:twisted:

...Praise Be

our atheist god will handle the missionaries :twisted:

Karzakist Missionaries from the Rogue Nation of Karzakistan have been pouring across the borders of all countries, spreading their mesage of enlightenment. They come armed with the latest in brainwashing techniques with kilos and kilos of various mind altering intoxicants. They are hard at work convincing all citizens that they should force their governments to join "the united church of DXM" region.The missionaries are permitted to speak until they are blue in the face. The Many of the One do not follow the teachings of any god, gods or goddesses though. Each religion may have good ideas in it, most the same type as the others, but we have found our way in the group mind of Oneness. The points they make on social issues are being considered, debated and accepted or rejected on the grounds of our society.

They have recieved a total of zero converts from the Oneness as of this time and are making no headway.

When they are tired of beating ttheir heads against the wall, they will be sent home. They are invited back, as to keep friendly relations open, but the Oneness is all we need. We make decisions without the intervention of a being that cannot be confirmed to exist, whereas Oneness is a reality.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/onemonk.jpg
Rama
Speaker to the Singletons
Oneness Monk

All of your missionaries on our soil have been shot. Repeatedly.

Any missionaries found on our lands are penalized by a debate with the Ordermen of the Order of Rragg. Keep in mind that the loser of these debates is ceremoniously executed by the Order. And yes, it is rigged.


May Rragg's Fist strike down our foes.

my nation is happy with thier present gods. mainly me... as i am their god.
your missionaries are not welcom in my nation, how ever they will be granted permission to cross if they can do it in one day while tied to a dead hobo. and they can't speak. (i work in mysterious ways)

Karzakist Missionaries from the Rogue Nation of Karzakistan have been pouring across the borders of all countries, spreading their mesage of enlightenment. They come armed with the latest in brainwashing techniques with kilos and kilos of various mind altering intoxicants. They are hard at work convincing all citizens that they should force their governments to join "the united church of DXM" region.

To: Karzakistan Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Missionaries

Missionaries of any type are not allowed in our nation - unless specifically asked. Since we did not ask you, we kindly request that none of your missionaries come near our borders or attempt to cross into our lands.

Thank you.



The FKC (http://www.freewebs.com/klatchia/index.htm)
The Order of the Seraphim (http://s2.invisionfree.com/Order_ofthe_Seraphim/index.php?act=idx)
The UTP (http://invisionfree.com/forums/UTP/index.php?)
TDP Tech Inc. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1902608#1902608)
World Factbook Entry: Vrak (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83379&highlight=)

*Most of the missionaries withdraw, however, as they are not a disciplined government organization some refuse to leave and remain, ministering to the people.*

God's vengeance is teaching your missionaries a valuable lesson in heresy. Our soldiers are innumerable, and like a cloud of locusts will choke our enemies to death until they crawl on their hands and knees before us demanding mercy, yet only to be greeted with slow death. Praise be, the triumvirate shall strike as lightning against our enemies. This is your last warning, any further transgressions will be treated with extreme consequences..... Praise be.
Stop doing that, please. Just because you belive in god dosen't mean your soldiers are invincible.
PS: All missionairies will be admitted as long as they leave their brainwashing
equipment and diesease behind

Missionaries are free of disease, with the exception of the ones with ebola in BIK, and the occasional common cold, etc. as far as brainwashing equipment they have only their own extensive training and a large stock of mind altering drugs, which they offer, but do not force on anyone.

Karzakist Missionaries from the Rogue Nation of Karzakistan have been pouring across the borders of all countries, spreading their mesage of enlightenment. They come armed with the latest in brainwashing techniques with kilos and kilos of various mind altering intoxicants. They are hard at work convincing all citizens that they should force their governments to join "the united church of DXM" region.The missionaries are permitted to speak until they are blue in the face. The Many of the One do not follow the teachings of any god, gods or goddesses though. Each religion may have good ideas in it, most the same type as the others, but we have found our way in the group mind of Oneness. The points they make on social issues are being considered, debated and accepted or rejected on the grounds of our society.

They have recieved a total of zero converts from the Oneness as of this time and are making no headway.

When they are tired of beating ttheir heads against the wall, they will be sent home. They are invited back, as to keep friendly relations open, but the Oneness is all we need. We make decisions without the intervention of a being that cannot be confirmed to exist, whereas Oneness is a reality.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/onemonk.jpg
Rama
Speaker to the Singletons
Oneness Monk

The missionaries of karzakistan do not concern themselves with the divine, finding that all can speak for themselves of what they have percieved the source of all to be. The missionaries simply speak of the need for personal enlightenment, offer their intoxicants as a road to enlightenment, and then use their extensive training and experience to guide the trips toward a belief that the nation in which the tripper resides should become a part of "The United Church of DXM"

Your missionaries will be cut down like waves of grain from the might of the Triumverate. Your nations will learn the Prophecy.

Your name is Sin and ours is Retribution. :twisted:

*Offers your warriors chemicals to enhance their skill in battle. They will do this, but they will also lead many to question the worth of being in battle in the first place.*

*both my nations speak the same view... Raysia and CC*

If any of your missionaries are caught within our nation, they will be shot on sight. no exceptions.

Missionaries in either of these areas work quite covertly. adopting cover as run of the mill drug dealers, while carefully and quietly preaching their message.

Any missionaries found on our lands are penalized by a debate with the Ordermen of the Order of Rragg. Keep in mind that the loser of these debates is ceremoniously executed by the Order. And yes, it is rigged.


May Rragg's Fist strike down our foes.

The Bold and faithful Missionaries of Karzakistan take advantage of the debate to spread their message, dying afterwards as martyrs of the faith.

The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's citizens worry enough about the harsh near-arctic climate in the Zemlya/Ostrova archipelago (north off Russia/Siberia) to even think of listening to ramblings of personal enlightenment. Although all missionaries are welcome to stay, we seriously doubt support of your movement. We urge your missionaries to move on, for thier own sake, before they freeze to death in the eternal winter of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd.

Missionaries are welcome in Griffindon. We do have a government-established religion, but we do not enforce that religion and welcome the open practice of other religions.
However, missionaries that engage in such practices as brain washing and drug use will face criminal punishment.

Reggae City International Airport,Free Land of the Stonies
"Flight 693 from Karzakistan arrived on gate 9, Flight 693 from Karza...
The Karzakistan missionary just arrived from his far and holy country, he takes his "luggage" and find a cab taximan, a old jamaïcan wearing a flashy green, yellow, red shirt smoking a huge joint of weed) sits and heads to the city.
http://www.the-head-shop.co.uk/fat-joint.jpg


-Son, have you heard about the DMX church from Karzakistan?
-Nope, what's that? PUFF...PUFF...PUFF
-Well, take this pill and you'll be in contact with divinity, Son...
-Nah, I don't take those, you'd better take this nice joint. "Religion is the opium of the people": every little stonie learn that at school, your pills won't have much success here, you'd better smoke that joint and free your mind...
http://users.skynet.be/bk286933/nationstates/kana.jpg

Missionaries are welcome in Griffindon. We do have a government-established religion, but we do not enforce that religion and welcome the open practice of other religions.
However, missionaries that engage in such practices as brain washing and drug use will face criminal punishment.

After several missionaries have been arrested for the distribution of illegal drugs various legal forms of mind alteration are adopted. ((the player doesn't know what is legal in your country, but assumes caffiene, or perhaps sugar, or asprin, or alchohol, or, our preffered sacrament, tussin cough syrup is legal)) And no further arrests ensue. The government of Karzakistan apologizes for those of its citizens that have broken your laws and offers a reasonable quantity of wangi in reparation, as well as allowing you to choose whether you choose to continue to detain those prisoners that you have arrested or hand them over for proper discipline by the government of karzakistan. Those mssionaries that are kept in prison begin a concerted prison ministry aimed at gaining the support of the criminal element in your society.

Reggae City International Airport,Free Land of the Stonies
"Flight 693 from Karzakistan arrived on gate 9, Flight 693 from Karza...
The Karzakistan missionary just arrived from his far and holy country, he takes his "luggage" and find a cab taximan, a old jamaïcan wearing a flashy green, yellow, red shirt smoking a huge joint of weed) sits and heads to the city.
http://www.the-head-shop.co.uk/fat-joint.jpg


-Son, have you heard about the DMX church from Karzakistan?
-Nope, what's that? PUFF...PUFF...PUFF
-Well, take this pill and you'll be in contact with divinity, Son...
-Nah, I don't take those, you'd better take this nice joint. "Religion is the opium of the people": every little stonie learn that at school, your pills won't have much success here, you'd better smoke that joint and free your mind...
http://users.skynet.be/bk286933/nationstates/kana.jpg

The Missionary gladly takes the proffered joint, taking several long puffs from it. happy to be in a society that recognizes one of the simplest and least harmful of sacramental medicines. After a pleasant and non confrontational conversation about the social norms regarding drug use he retires to his hotel. Soon after he meets with the other missionaries that have arrived by air, sea, and land, and sets to work with a few who have degrees in biological engineering. After aquiring cuttings from some of the more potent marijuana lineages in your country they set to work breeding a marijuana plant that is both highly potent in THC and also produces fairly high levels of DXM. The result should be an excellent ingredient for brownies, resulting in a halleucinogenic trip, although if smoked it is simply very high quality weed. These browniies are what are most generally offered by missionaries to passerby's. Offered simply as "my grandmother's recipie" those who choose to stay and talk while eating their brownies, and perhaps afterwards while under the influence of said brownies, are guided gently and subtly toward joining the united. church of DXM.

After being converted by a massive rush of missionaries from Karzakistan the tiny nation of Caustic soda decides to devote nearly their entire gross national product to the support of missionaries to spread the word.

*The missionaries continue their work throughout the world. the hybrid dxm marijuana developed for use in Stonies is presed into wide use in countries that accept the use of marijuana but not of tussin cough syrup*

Attention Karzakistan!

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=92093

Any missionaries entering Ravea will be asked to leave. If they dont, They will be shot.

Any missionaries entering Ravea will be asked to leave. If they dont, They will be shot.

after the first bands of missionaries have been turned back the flow slackens to a trickle, however there are many people still arriving from karzakistan, students of law and pharmacology who work toward jobs as pharmacists and paralegals.

This is allowed. However, if there is any evidince that you have altered my people somehow, all the karzakistan citizens will be asked to leave or will be forced to leave.

*Most of the missionaries withdraw, however, as they are not a disciplined government organization some refuse to leave and remain, ministering to the people.*

OOC: Your missionaries must indeed be hearty in order to even get to our lands. Either they swam the Arctic Ocean, came south from Dukratus (no damn way), east from the Lords of Wars (who eat orcs for fun) or north across the wastes (somehow evading the dangerous monsters that prowl in that area) well, it is doubtful any survived. But what the heck, I'll run with it.

IC:

To: Karzakistan Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Missionaries

Your missionaries have violated several Vrakian laws including, but not limited to:

1) invalid visa
2) trespassing
3) possession of narcotics
4) belonging to a cult
5) sedition
6) proselytizing

We have rounded up most of your missionaries and, after a trial, are sending them back via transport of which you shall pay the costs. If you refuse to pay the costs of bringing back your own citizens then we have no compunction about throwing them out in the middle of the Arctic Ocean.

Any missionaries that are found within Vrak after a 48 hour grace period shall be branded as enemies of the state and, if caught, be subject to Vat Law 4.

We strongly urge that your government or whatever organization is responsible for this clearly defined act of violating our sovereignty to recall all missionaries. Our patience is wearing thin.

*Most of the missionaries withdraw, however, as they are not a disciplined government organization some refuse to leave and remain, ministering to the people.*

OOC: Your missionaries must indeed be hearty in order to even get to our lands. Either they swam the Arctic Ocean, came south from Dukratus (no damn way), east from the Lords of Wars (who eat orcs for fun) or north across the wastes (somehow evading the dangerous monsters that prowl in that area) well, it is doubtful any survived. But what the heck, I'll run with it.

IC:

To: Karzakistan Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Missionaries

Your missionaries have violated several Vrakian laws including, but not limited to:

1) invalid visa
2) trespassing
3) possession of narcotics
4) belonging to a cult
5) sedition
6) proselytizing

We have rounded up most of your missionaries and, after a trial, are sending them back via transport of which you shall pay the costs. If you refuse to pay the costs of bringing back your own citizens then we have no compunction about throwing them out in the middle of the Arctic Ocean.

Any missionaries that are found within Vrak after a 48 hour grace period shall be branded as enemies of the state and, if caught, be subject to Vat Law 4.

We strongly urge that your government or whatever organization is responsible for this clearly defined act of violating our sovereignty to recall all missionaries. Our patience is wearing thin.

((OOC, most of them came by air in that case))

A fleet of Karzakist carriers arrive to cart the missionaries home. and a formal apology is issued by the karzakist diplomatic corps for the deplorable behavior of our citizens.

This is allowed. However, if there is any evidince that you have altered my people somehow, all the karzakistan citizens will be asked to leave or will be forced to leave.

the pharmacists and paralegals work quietly to gather information about what intoxicants are allowed in your nation. their particular focus is on tussin cough syrup. they also hold reasonable conversations with citizens in which they elaborate on their own experiences with the enlightening nature of dxm, and the incredible way that the rituals accompanying it's use made them feel. They do not denigrate anyone else's beliefs, nor do they offer any drugs until they have learned which ones are allowed. at this time they are simply gathering and dissemintaing information.

*Most of the missionaries withdraw, however, as they are not a disciplined government organization some refuse to leave and remain, ministering to the people.*

OOC: Your missionaries must indeed be hearty in order to even get to our lands. Either they swam the Arctic Ocean, came south from Dukratus (no damn way), east from the Lords of Wars (who eat orcs for fun) or north across the wastes (somehow evading the dangerous monsters that prowl in that area) well, it is doubtful any survived. But what the heck, I'll run with it.

IC:

To: Karzakistan Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Missionaries

Your missionaries have violated several Vrakian laws including, but not limited to:

1) invalid visa
2) trespassing
3) possession of narcotics
4) belonging to a cult
5) sedition
6) proselytizing

We have rounded up most of your missionaries and, after a trial, are sending them back via transport of which you shall pay the costs. If you refuse to pay the costs of bringing back your own citizens then we have no compunction about throwing them out in the middle of the Arctic Ocean.

Any missionaries that are found within Vrak after a 48 hour grace period shall be branded as enemies of the state and, if caught, be subject to Vat Law 4.

We strongly urge that your government or whatever organization is responsible for this clearly defined act of violating our sovereignty to recall all missionaries. Our patience is wearing thin.

((OOC, most of them came by air in that case))

A fleet of Karzakist carriers arrive to cart the missionaries home. and a formal apology is issued by the karzakist diplomatic corps for the deplorable behavior of our citizens.

OOC: By air? So then they most likely came under false passports too.

IC:

To: Karzakistan Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Missionaries

We forgot to mention in our earlier communique that your lawbreakers were barcoded and recorded in our networks. Should they attempt to violate our lands again they shall be subject to Vat Law 4.

*Most of the missionaries withdraw, however, as they are not a disciplined government organization some refuse to leave and remain, ministering to the people.*

OOC: Your missionaries must indeed be hearty in order to even get to our lands. Either they swam the Arctic Ocean, came south from Dukratus (no damn way), east from the Lords of Wars (who eat orcs for fun) or north across the wastes (somehow evading the dangerous monsters that prowl in that area) well, it is doubtful any survived. But what the heck, I'll run with it.

IC:

To: Karzakistan Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Missionaries

Your missionaries have violated several Vrakian laws including, but not limited to:

1) invalid visa
2) trespassing
3) possession of narcotics
4) belonging to a cult
5) sedition
6) proselytizing

We have rounded up most of your missionaries and, after a trial, are sending them back via transport of which you shall pay the costs. If you refuse to pay the costs of bringing back your own citizens then we have no compunction about throwing them out in the middle of the Arctic Ocean.

Any missionaries that are found within Vrak after a 48 hour grace period shall be branded as enemies of the state and, if caught, be subject to Vat Law 4.

We strongly urge that your government or whatever organization is responsible for this clearly defined act of violating our sovereignty to recall all missionaries. Our patience is wearing thin.

((OOC, most of them came by air in that case))

A fleet of Karzakist carriers arrive to cart the missionaries home. and a formal apology is issued by the karzakist diplomatic corps for the deplorable behavior of our citizens.

OOC: By air? So then they most likely came under false passports too.

IC:

To: Karzakistan Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Missionaries

We forgot to mention in our earlier communique that your lawbreakers were barcoded and recorded in our networks. Should they attempt to violate our lands again they shall be subject to Vat Law 4.

The government of Karzakistan will do our best to discourage any of our citizens from violating your borders in the future, we hope the similar forbearance and the opportunity to evacuate will be offered if any are found in the future.

((those that could get valid passports had them, many had valuable skills that could be of use to your nation, some did have very well forged passports.))

Reggae City International Airport,Free Land of the Stonies
"Flight 693 from Karzakistan arrived on gate 9, Flight 693 from Karza...
The Karzakistan missionary just arrived from his far and holy country, he takes his "luggage" and find a cab taximan, a old jamaïcan wearing a flashy green, yellow, red shirt smoking a huge joint of weed) sits and heads to the city.
http://www.the-head-shop.co.uk/fat-joint.jpg


-Son, have you heard about the DMX church from Karzakistan?
-Nope, what's that? PUFF...PUFF...PUFF
-Well, take this pill and you'll be in contact with divinity, Son...
-Nah, I don't take those, you'd better take this nice joint. "Religion is the opium of the people": every little stonie learn that at school, your pills won't have much success here, you'd better smoke that joint and free your mind...
http://users.skynet.be/bk286933/nationstates/kana.jpg

The Missionary gladly takes the proffered joint, taking several long puffs from it. happy to be in a society that recognizes one of the simplest and least harmful of sacramental medicines. After a pleasant and non confrontational conversation about the social norms regarding drug use he retires to his hotel. Soon after he meets with the other missionaries that have arrived by air, sea, and land, and sets to work with a few who have degrees in biological engineering. After aquiring cuttings from some of the more potent marijuana lineages in your country they set to work breeding a marijuana plant that is both highly potent in THC and also produces fairly high levels of DXM. The result should be an excellent ingredient for brownies, resulting in a halleucinogenic trip, although if smoked it is simply very high quality weed. These browniies are what are most generally offered by missionaries to passerby's. Offered simply as "my grandmother's recipie" those who choose to stay and talk while eating their brownies, and perhaps afterwards while under the influence of said brownies, are guided gently and subtly toward joining the united. church of DXM.

OOC: can you tell me precisely what DXM is?

IC:
"Son, take this biscuit you'll enjoy the nirvana of DMX... It is a gift!
-Hey it's free! free biscuits!!
"hemped eyed" people gather all around the missionary and the young boy.
-Miam! Chomp! Miam! they are great, nice taste. Can I get one more?
-Sure, the gift is for all!
-This guy seems a bit freak but his free biscuits are excellent!"

http://www.p-nuckle.com/info/stoned.gif

Meanwhile at Reggae City Federal Parliament
"As you now probably know gentlemen, "grandmother's recipe" biscuits are spreading around in Reggae City, even children have been seen eating some! The pernicious karzakistan propaganda is corrupting our youth! Remember the Stonies-Nano Soft corporations war! A new capitalist, fascist and imperialist aggression is happening under our eyes! We must react!
Captain Max Romeo, veteran of the Stonies - Nano Soft Corporations War, CEO of Stoneoil and unique conservative MP of Stonieland"

http://www.france.diplomatie.fr/label_france/FRANCE/DOSSIER/presidence/images/07_01.jpg

The government of Karzakistan will do our best to discourage any of our citizens from violating your borders in the future, we hope the similar forbearance and the opportunity to evacuate will be offered if any are found in the future.

((those that could get valid passports had them, many had valuable skills that could be of use to your nation, some did have very well forged passports.))

To: Karzakistan Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Missionaries

Any Karzakistan missionaries that have been barcoded will be subject to Vat Law 4 if discovered and captured. Your formal apology has been accepted.

OOC: Hmmm. Without giving away too much information, there are certain nations that we allow access into ours. Most notably, but not restricted to: all members of the FKC, all members of trade alliances or military pacts unless otherwise noted and, all other nations on which a friendly basis has unofficially been established.

To be honest, this had the great potential for an RP and perhaps in the future we can do something. Right now, I'm a bit busy but if you have any good ideas, let me know.

The Missionary gladly takes the proffered joint, taking several long puffs from it. happy to be in a society that recognizes one of the simplest and least harmful of sacramental medicines. After a pleasant and non confrontational conversation about the social norms regarding drug use he retires to his hotel. Soon after he meets with the other missionaries that have arrived by air, sea, and land, and sets to work with a few who have degrees in biological engineering. After aquiring cuttings from some of the more potent marijuana lineages in your country they set to work breeding a marijuana plant that is both highly potent in THC and also produces fairly high levels of DXM. The result should be an excellent ingredient for brownies, resulting in a halleucinogenic trip, although if smoked it is simply very high quality weed. These browniies are what are most generally offered by missionaries to passerby's. Offered simply as "my grandmother's recipie" those who choose to stay and talk while eating their brownies, and perhaps afterwards while under the influence of said brownies, are guided gently and subtly toward joining the united. church of DXM.

OOC: can you tell me precisely what DXM is?

IC:
"Son, take this biscuit you'll enjoy the nirvana of DMX... It is a gift!
-Hey it's free! free biscuits!!
"hemped eyed" people gather all around the missionary and the young boy.
-Miam! Chomp! Miam! they are great, nice taste. Can I get one more?
-Sure, the gift is for all!
-This guy seems a bit freak but his free biscuits are excellent!"

http://www.p-nuckle.com/info/stoned.gif

Meanwhile at Reggae City Federal Parliament
"As you now probably know gentlemen, "grandmother's recipe" biscuits are spreading around in Reggae City, even children have been seen eating some! The pernicious karzakistan propaganda is corrupting our youth! Remember the Stonies-Nano Soft corporations war! A new capitalist, fascist and imperialist aggression is happening under our eyes! We must react!
Captain Max Romeo, veteran of the Stonies - Nano Soft Corporations War, CEO of Stoneoil and unique conservative MP of Stonieland"

http://www.france.diplomatie.fr/label_france/FRANCE/DOSSIER/presidence/images/07_01.jpg

((DXM is short for dextromethorphan, the active ingredient in Tussin cough syrup, in doses like those in the brownies being handed out by the missionaries it produces a psychedelic trip along with a euphoric feeling, when combined with THC, as it is in these brownies, the effects are similar to LSD, although with less possibility of a "bad trip" the missionaries do not let anyone eat more than three, or more than two for anyone with a bodyweight under 100 lbs as it could be dangerous. The only real danger for the government of the stonies comes from the words that accompany the biscuits, guiding the people's trips into an acceptance that The United Church of DXM is where they ought to live (that's the region karzakistan is in.) Also, Karzakistan is socialist, although undergoing a brief capitalist period at the moment))

The missionaries continue to spread the brownies as far and wide as they can. Making sure that those who eat them and need to get somewhere are able to get there, forming partnerships with a few taxi companies, and making sure no one tries to drive when under the influence of more than one brownie. They seem to have quite large amounts of funds to put into making brownies, paying for taxi's etc, etc, although they do happiy accept donations, and have a box out for that purpose. They also distribute comic books, to those that are interested, with messages subliminally woven in to help guide the person both toward an enlightening trip and the decision that they ought to be living in the united church of dxm.