Betlegeuse Treaty
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-11-2003, 00:21
Greetings, fellow nations in the vicinity of Betlegeuse.
We propose this treaty:
Put foreward by LRR parliament-
1. Be it hereby inacted that free trade may be conducted throughout the nations of Betlegeuse, unless not desired by any nation, who has the power to trade non-freely at thier discretion.
2. Be it hereby inacted that any attack on any nation of Betlegeuse be repulsed by all nations of Betlegeuse, with exception to those nations very new or in a period of economic or social termiol/recovery.
3. Be it hereby inacted that a regional map shall be drawn up of all nations in betlegeuse.
Signitaries:
~ Prime Minister Robert Oppenheimer, The Cognitive Totality of Lunatic Retard Robots
..... I am pretty sure Betlegeuse is a nebula...
... and a really bad comedy movie ... :)
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-11-2003, 01:11
..... I am pretty sure Betlegeuse is a nebula...
You're right. Ooops. Time to move the homeworld.
(For reference, the LRR homeworld is now abandoned, and LRR drive yards and bases are located in many different locations.)
The Capsule Corporation owns several inhabitable planets, we could allow you to colonize on one of them, we only have small presences there, and we're willing to share.
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-11-2003, 01:32
The Capsule Corporation owns several inhabitable planets, we could allow you to colonize on one of them, we only have small presences there, and we're willing to share.
Ok! That would be great! We'll take whichever one is farthest from its star. Do you mind if we put a good lot of space stations in orbit around it?
Go ahead and present a list of qualities you want the planet to have, and we'll pick out the one closest to your needs. Whichever planet you chose, will already have minor Capsule Corporation trade traffic, and a space station in orbit, but as long as you stay on "your side" of the planet, you can do almost whatever you want.
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-11-2003, 01:41
Go ahead and present a list of qualities you want the planet to have, and we'll pick out the one closest to your needs. Whichever planet you chose, will already have minor Capsule Corporation trade traffic, and a space station in orbit, but as long as you stay on "your side" of the planet, you can do almost whatever you want.
We welcome trade traffic with open arms. Could we perhaps intermingle and coexist with the inhabitants? The space stations we would create, such as our Hugo drive yards, various smaller shipbuilders, commercial spacestations, shipping firms, and Terminal Restaurant/Bar would be beneficial to all.
But anyhows, we would like a planet a minimum of 3 AUs out from its star, with ice/snow environment and potential for subterranean development.
OCC: CC, this could make for a nice RP.........
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-11-2003, 01:53
So, we'll me moving in this saturday I suppose.......
Well, we have several planets that qualify for you... number one is a planet called Zarahemla, it's our fastest-growing colony, very close to a wormhole that leads to a system in the heart of Andromeda, perfect for new trade opurtunities.
Only problem with Zarahemla, is that it is about 45,000 light years away. So if high-speed FTL is not a problem for you, then you're welcome there. Otherwise, we have one or two other options, but the nearest is 5000 light years away.
OOC: Saturday?
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-11-2003, 02:18
Well, we have several planets that qualify for you... number one is a planet called Zarahemla, it's our fastest-growing colony, very close to a wormhole that leads to a system in the heart of Andromeda, perfect for new trade opurtunities.
Only problem with Zarahemla, is that it is about 45,000 light years away. So if high-speed FTL is not a problem for you, then you're welcome there. Otherwise, we have one or two other options, but the nearest is 5000 light years away.
OOC: Saturday?
Zarahemla would work fine. I just hope we won't be bothering the colonists who are already there with all our space stations. And Saturday because we need time to pack, and rig the stations for hyperspace travel.
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-11-2003, 02:19
Not to mention introducing the local populace to Saturday Night Fever.
Oh, Right. Yes, well then you're welcome there and I will notify the people that you are going to move in on the other side of the planet.
We only have 100 Million people thjere, and they seem pretty consolidated.
No charge for the land, its free, just consider yourself an honorary ally of the Capsule Corporation.
((I'll work on a map or something))
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-11-2003, 02:23
Oh, Right. Yes, well then you're welcome there and I will notify the people that you are going to move in on the other side of the planet.
We only have 100 Million people thjere, and they seem pretty consolidated.
No charge for the land, its free, just consider yourself an honorary ally of the Capsule Corporation.
((I'll work on a map or something))
Thanks!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
*Various organisms, dressed in LRR fleet uniforms, prance around the room*
Fever night fever night fever.....everybody's doin' it.