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The Republic of Kazquim has just lately found a large amount of uranium in the south-west part of Kazquim. Since we do not have the capabilities of making nuclear bombs yet we will be selling all of our finds. We have just started mining so we willl be selling these as supplies last.


Shinobi Kimahri
Kazquim Minister for Mining

Here is a brief description of our find:

Uranium Products - One of the greatest metals known to man, uranium has applications in almost any field. It can be used in nuclear weaponry, reactors, and even medical tools and pharmaceuticals. We also have plutonium available for even better explosives (its high price is due to its manufacturing difficulty). Enriched uranium is the quality fissible type of uranium that is used in nuclear explosives and reactors. Depleted uranium is very strong and has a negligible amount of radiation, so it is used in shells, AP bullets, and armor.


Cost per pound of


unrefined uranium: $11 USD
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enriched uranium: $40 USD
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depleted uranium: $15 USD
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plutonium: $195,000 USD
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thankyou to syntec co. for prices and pics.

*NEW DEAL*

Since store business isn't as good as hoped we will be giving away anonomous amounts of free uranium to the first buyers!! So hurry up and buy buy buy!!

business bump


(why wont anyone buy anything!!)

If no one buys anything im gunna go on a crazy rampage and eat people!!!!:evil:

think of the children!

It is on behalf of the children that the Republic of Ozymandias IV will not purchase Uranium.

We are a nuclear-free zone and intend to keep it that way.

Best of luck in your future sales endeavours.

Umberto IV
Secretary of Information

*sigh* If you INSIST ....



400 million USD worth of plutonium
30,000 USD worth of unrefined uranium
100,000 USD worth of enriched uranium





happy?

yaaayyyyy!!! i mean..

ahem, we are very pleased with your order and we hope you use the uranium wisely. For your order you get an extra $30,000 worth of unrefined uranium. thankyou.

Shinobi Kimahri
Minister of Mining (KMM)

Any other takers? And to Ozymandias IV... we do not support nuclear war at all ( which is why we are selling it). Uranium isn't only used for bombs it is used for other things. We hope that buyers will not use uranium in an ill mannered fassion. Thankyou

Shinobi Kimahri
Ministry for Mining
KMM

How much more do you have?

this is how much more we have:

10,000 lbs of unrefined uranium

5,000 lbs of enriched uranium

2,500 lbs of depleted uranium

500 lbs of plutonium


*same prices*

amounts are growing at this moment.

I would like to order 300 lbs of enriched uranium and 100 lbs of depleted
uranium as well as 50 lbs of plutonium.Money will be sent to you as soon as you ship them to our nation.

We will take all of I guess.






That comes to



150,000 USD for the unrefined
250,000 USD for the enriched
50,000 USD for the depleted
100 million USD for the plutonium





Wired upon confirmation

i will buy 100,000 tonees of enriched and 2,000,000 tonnes of unrefined uranium

two pounds of everything
money will be wired

texas and florida that comes out to $10,017,000.

Tokarev that comes out to $100,450,000

Petsburg that comes out to $35,000,000

Since uranium is depleted there will be no free prizes.


Due to these orders there will be no more uranium to sell for today. Come back later if you would like to buy more. Telegram me if you want to reserve some. thankyou for your orders.

Shinobi Kimahri
KMM

Once you have the amount, we would like to buy 500 lbs of enriched uranium ($25,000) an 500 lbs of unrefined uranium ($7,500). This will go purely for energy, research and medical purposes. WMDs are banned in the USSANL.

super squirells i am sorry but you will have to reserve some uranium for tomarro. Telegram me to reserve some.

Money is wired and en route to Kazquim.

aztec national league- thankyou for your reservation. Wire me the money and the uranium will be delivered as soon as we mine more ( tomarro). Only 10% of the mine is depleted. We also are only mining in part of the whole area in order to save the Kaziinjoi rainforest.

NOTE- 45% of the money sold will go directly to organizations such as:

KSA (Kazquim Space Association)

KAWH (Kazquimians Against World Hunger)

YDO (Youth Depression Organization)

the other 55% go to KMM (Kazquim Ministry of Mining) Owned by Shinobi Kimahri

Also, any donations will be acccepted.

*money wired*

Thank you for your buisness

the money has been wired

unrefined uranium: $15 USD

i would like uranium for nuklear weapons for defense and payback

ok the store is back up and all reservations will be met in the next 10 mins. Anyone who would like to buy any uranium can do so freely.

We would like to buy 100 lbs of depleted uranium smply for tesing purposes in NovaCannons. The money has been wired.

we do not wish to purchase anything, but we are willing to donate 200 million to Kazquim as a token of goodwill.

thankyou for your order and we hope your testing goes as planned.

*This just In*

BROADCAST:

"And in other news", as the news reporter turns to the camera, " As you may already know, Kazquim Ministry of Mining has started their mining project in the Kaziinjoi rainforest. Although there were numerous reports of protesters, the government will only be mining a small portion of the land. The uranium business has sparked a brand new high in our economy. The KMM has reported remarkable business over the past few months...Here is some footage of Shinobi Kimahri discussing their business and how it became all possible", he says as he waits for the footage to start rolling.

"Our business has reached an all time high in these past few weeks. Many nations are flocking to our storefront for uranium. We are glad that we can protect these forests and still manage to hold a strong business", as he gestures his hand toward mining facility. "We have also found an exessive amount of uranium and is being held in our manufactering facility. We will also anounce that the prices will be dropped as of today. The prices are as followed"...
Cost per pound of

unrefined uranium: $11 USD

enriched uranium: $40 USD

depleted uranium: $15 USD

plutonium: $195,000 USD

*footage stops and screen goes back to reporter*

"KMM also states that they do not support nuclear warfare and they sell the uranium simply for testing and last minute defense," he says as he turns facing the camera to the left.
"In other news, streakers have been spotted..."


Dear buyers,

Incase you may not know, KMM supports many associatons and
45% of the money sold will go directly to organizations such as:

KSA (Kazquim Space Association)

KAWH (Kazquimians Against World Hunger)

YDO (Youth Depression Organization)

The other 55% go to KMM (Kazquim Ministry of Mining). We would also be accepting donations to these organizations.


Thankyou,

Shinobi Kimahri
KMM

not many people are buying because most people can get as much uranium as they want.

bump for business...

(acually, bump mostly for the last post because i took time at doin it... :?)

Mining uranium and selling it are mostly for the organizations...almost like a can food drive acccept you donate money...that is all it is mostly for except you get a prize for donating. If you don't have a big enough heart to donate money to help starving citizens, or to help the suicidal youth then you should be ashamed. Help the people in need :!:
thankyou euroslavia and all the other nations for being generous and buying/donating.

Greetings:
As the ruler of Tutonicland, I can say that we do not advocate war or armed aggression against other nations around us. We do strongly advocate preparedness and the right and ability of nations to protect and defend themselves and if called upon by the UN body to aid others.

We are also have a long history of sponsoring space development and high technologies, in this may avenues are opened by the use of newly developed applications in high end energy physics.

As a nation we will commit to purchacing as much of the material you have to offer to this end, and hope it will bond our two nations in this economic endevor.

We will commit to purchasing all the remainder of these, and await more to be availible.

5,000 lbs of enriched uranium

2,500 lbs of depleted uranium

500 lbs of plutonium
8)

Dear buyer,

KMM is very grateful fo your order. We respond fully with open arms. Your order comes out to $97,737,500. We are glad that you will use it only for only defense and a last resort at that. We are glad that you are especially donating to the KSA. We have just traveled into space for the first time last month thanks to buyers like you. We have also decided that when you order something...you get to pick which organization you would like your money to go to. Some people ponder if our business is even worth it. Let me tell you people this. Even if we made one dollar from mining uranium, it would still be a success. Thankyou.

Shinobi Kimahri
KMM

To the nation of Tutonicland, if you read above you will see that KMM is back in business and is plentyful with uranium. Considering this, would you like to make your order larger?

We await your proposal.

KMM

The Sultanate of BIK II is greatly interested in your nations uranium for our research and humanitarian purposes.

Given the new price table of
enriched uranium: $40 USD

depleted uranium: $15 USD

plutonium: $195,000 USD


we would like 50 million pounds of enriched uranium 2,000,000,000
1 million pounds of depleted uranium 15,000,000
and 1/2 million pounds of plutonium 97,500,000,000

should you fill this order quickly, we agree to a rounded payment of 100,000,000,000 towards which any extra money can be considered a goodwill contribution towards your many valid social programs.

Quick delivery to my nation located within The Holy Lands region will be appreciated.

We are sorry but you purchase is denied. You are a new nation and can not possibly afford an amount of $99,515,000,000. Accordingly, KMM does not even have this amount of uranium at this time. We would have this much in a time of 3 months but that would mean that every lb of the uranium we collect would go to you. This will also clean out our whole mine (which is only a section of the whole area due to government restrictions) But, if you reduce your amounts to maybe a half or a forth then we can talk business. We await your reply.

KMM

If you are not willing to fill this order, than I will accept half the amount. This purchase is on behalf all the nations of the region of the holy lands. Our economies are unbelievably robust and operate on a scale most nations would envy.

Please fill half the order at your earliest convenience and we will consider how large a contribution to make to your social programs.

Praise be.

bump for reply

It's not all about the money that you cannot afford. It's mostly about how the mine would depleted. And also, if you did order that amount then it would take 4 months to mine it all. Half your amount is acceptable. Your amount comes out to $49,757,500,000.

The Republic of Fyreheart would like to place an order for

1M tons of refined uranium

1M tons of plutonium.

If you cannot fill this, take your time. We know mining can be a great hassle.

Please let us know when you can fill this order. Thank you.

The Republic of Fyreheart would like to place an order for

1M tons of refined uranium

1M tons of plutonium.

If you cannot fill this, take your time. We know mining can be a great hassle.

Please let us know when you can fill this order. Thank you.

We accept your order but it will take a good amount of time indeed. We might even have to get government permission to mine a larger area although this may bring forth more protesters. I will reply to your order tomarro (so i have more time that way) so look tomarro and i will post all the plans on what the deal will be. If KMM accept your offer an when we get government permission then we weill start mining and gathering your purchase. But the store will be down for however long it takes. I will post more tomarro(homework for now).

Dear The nation of Fyreheart,

KMM has accepted your purchase. We have just received word that we will be given the money and permission to mine a larger area. There will likely be protesters protesting these conditions but the mining facilities only take up at around a little more than 1/8 of the Kaziinjoi rainforest. We do have part of your order already. We will keep mining until the mine is cleaned out. We will then start a brand new mine that is 2 times the size of the old one. This mine will have enough to complete the rest of your order. I would say about 2 more weeks left in this mine and it will take about a month to dig a new mine. The time we have your whole order will be about 6 months NS (2 days RL). You have a choice of either one whole lump sum or a few small sums. Either way it is up to you. It will take a RL day to ship due to the large amount. So your total purchase will be at your doorstep in 9 months NS(3 days RL). Therefore, during these months the storefront will be down. But like I said you can still reserve some for when the store is back on it's feet.

thankyou,
Shinobi Kimahri
KMM
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*Broadcast* "So Maria what is you aspect on the whole 'mining business'," he says as he turns and faces her.

"Well, Jim, I was really hoping that KMM would give the Kaziinjoi rainforest some slack...it has been around way past the begining of this nation. It represents our beautiful environments that surround our nation's border. People come here just to see these magnificent forests and what will they see now? I'll tell you what; huge metal buildings on a place that I will describe as HELL!" she exclaims and catches herself in surprisement.

"But Maria what is really important is the fact of economy. Our economy has reached an all time high in the past few months thanks to KMM. Also, the money goes to a good cause. I don't see what is so wrong with it..."

Jim halts his opinion as he receives a message in his ear piece. This brings forth silence that sets an odd, erie feeling in the studio.

"Oh my god...."

"Who could do such a thing..." Maria mutters looking down quietly.

"There has been a terrible tragedy that occurred a few minutes ago...It can only be explained by evil, terrible....I can't even begin to describe how horrible this is..."

.........

(I smell a cliff hanger)

This just in Shinobi Kimahri, the leader of the KMM has been shot down today by a man named JR Redrum. He shot him point blank today and didn't even try to make a getaway. This is what JR had to say while being taken away...

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! We will conquer you all...we will kill, kill, and kill some more, women, children anyone with a shadow.. hehehehe!!! F*ck that piece of sh*t Shinobi or whatever his name is..F*ck KMM, F*ck the world and everything in it!..."

His message is cut off as the police shove him into the squad car. We do not know what his reason is but we belive that JR was outraged because of the increased deforestation. Unfortunitely he will be given a free trial but we doubt that he would get away with it...but you never know...

Mr. Kimahri is in unstable condition and is said to die in the morning. This horrible news on a tragic day. This is susan katten saying goodnight.

*Note from the spokesperson from KMM*


As you may all know our leader, Shinobi Kimahri, has been shot twice - one in the arm and one in the chest. It would be remarkable if he lives but we doubt it. He will announce that KMM is still in business but we do not know who will be the head of it. Our vice pres. of KMM is not willing to take over the job so it will take us awhile to decide. All orders will still be met and there will be no set backs. Thankyou and we hope hes in your prayers.

Lenny Sung
Spokesperson of KMM

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