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BRAND NEW! S-Entendre:Ultra-SUV (43 MILLION, NOT 43 BILLION)

11-11-2003, 18:41
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Built on an SUV chassis, with a Tritanium shell, the S-Entendre is the most powerful SUV available today. Using brand-new technologies and a joint research program with Jaxusism, the S-Entendre is the ultimate technology. Any transported material or dignitary is safe in this vehicle.

-A V22 Engine with 511 HP

-Maximum speed of 874 km/h (542 mph)

-0-60 in 4.7 seconds

-Tritanium casing that allows vehicle to still run at fully functioning capacity after 9 direct hits with 30mm blasts

-Vehicle will stay stable for 16 direct hits with 30mm blasts before explosion.

-All-terrain abilities allow use in any environment

-Tritanium's radioactive properties have been neutralized using a complex polymerization process.

-Due to intense research with fuel efficiency, the vehicle runs at 41 km/gallon of gasoline.

-NEW! Research is working on diluted Jax-powered fuel, and should be readily available soon

-Price: $43,375,000 each.(OOC: Because i'm an idiot. not 43 billion :oops:)
12-11-2003, 03:03
OOC: Bumbling Bumpage
Kurlej
12-11-2003, 03:09
1 please. *43,375,000,000 wired (there goes the military budget)*
12-11-2003, 03:11
...oh %@*!. i seem to have added 3 too many zeros. thats 43 million, not billion. i apologize profusely. If you want, i can send 1000 to you...
Kurlej
12-11-2003, 03:12
Yay, the military budget is back! You can send 2 instead.
12-11-2003, 03:13
Alright. They've been shipped.
ISAF
12-11-2003, 03:14
A V-22 engine with 512 hp? It has to have a helluva lotta torque to justify that kind of discrepency. And a V-22 (that means 22 cylinders, for all of you non enthusiasts), would not fit in an engine compartment that small unless the diameter of the cylinders was a half an inch...
Kurlej
12-11-2003, 03:14
thank you very much.
12-11-2003, 04:15
No problem. Happy doing business with you.

And ISAF, we've spent over one hundred billion dollars researching the entendre line. Over the course of 8 years, we've perfected the inner workings of the vehicles.
12-11-2003, 05:03
Methinks thou dost protest too much to buying the vehicle.
Eastern Detroit
12-11-2003, 05:08
or lets see you could by a tank for 4 million

a Humvee for 75,00-150,000

but 43 million for a friggin SUV, what a waste.
12-11-2003, 05:13
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12-11-2003, 14:33
we'll take two.

Shipped.
Eredron
12-11-2003, 14:35
You can get that kind of HP with a V8.
Eastern Detroit
16-11-2003, 06:57
You can get that kind of HP with a V8.

but not 500 odd miles an hour.