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You cant afford them.

:D and if u wouldnt mind: 20000 xr-1 (x rifle) 5000 with grenade launcher
that would be absolutely dandy if u could do that.

Cant afford that either.

how do u know if i can or cant afford them?
i didnt even know for sure!
please tell! :?

:D if u tell me ill go and get rich then come bak and then ill buuy stuff from u!
then u get rich aswell

Your too young.

EDIT- :oops: Dont fool aroun with the title, false advertisement is bad!

too young as a nation or too young as a 16 yo person!?

LOLZ! Im not really selling slaves. Read the 1st sentence of the 1st post.

how big does my natoin have to be b4 ull let me stock up for an army?

You can have your army. You just cant afford these. Please refrain from asking anymore questions in this thread. This is a buy/sell thread. Thanks.

OoC : If you want help make your own thread. :D

Mutual Defense Alliance, not sure if i want a full alliance, after all i dont know how much time i have for the forums yet :-)

Bump. K.

Jaxusism has blocked off all trade imports starting immediately until said otherwise. This action, taken by the President, is to last until the President says otherwise. The reason is, recently, in another nation, 2 shiploads of cheese blew up once they were in the ports. This has caused Jaxusism to think that these "terrorists" might be planting bombs in many trading ships. All ships are to be put on hold until this block has ended.

First Terrorist Attack On Jaxusism!!!

Beating out the awards for safest nation, the closest nation to Jaxusism had 11 attacks, but Jaxusism had 0. But today, the 1st ever in Jaxusism has occured! At the borders of East Jax (the east coastline city) while a truck with 4 soldiers inside was passing a checkpoint, 2 men dressed in black shirts with a weird X on them showed up. One had a rocket launcher, and destroyed the truck with one rocket. They then took over the checkpoint building, taking 10 hostages. The total number of terrorists : 74. The building is ENORMOUS. They have taken over it and spread out the hostages. 400 Jaxusism Foreign Status troops are being driven to the location as we speak.

Bump. More on the attack soon.

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

Terrorist Update

The terrorists have been identified! They are religious radicals called "The X", the most feared terrorist group known to man. Their leader is "9-Ball". His real name was never found in our records. This group is native to Jaxusism lands. The 74 terrorists are all Biglopians, a protestant form of Bigtopians. They believe in all force. Sacrifice lives. "The End Justifies The Means" is their motto. The 400 troops have surrounded the building and are preparing for the hostage rescue.

News Flash

9-Ball has commited several ( 28 ) small crimes and has been the top man on Jaxusism's police Wanted List for 6 years.

Bump.

we aren't sure if A corp was involved but we'd be proud to take the blame 8)

Uh, Jaxusism isnt in the UN...

But they could've supplied weapons...

We demand to know!

interested in selling stuff to the A Corp???

If they supplied weapons to The X, no way! I demand to know!

JaxCorp has announced they are developing their own tanks and planes. The research has been going on for 11 years, and 1st productions will take 6-12 more months. They promise to be the best.

The X-series is soon to come!!!

XSiP-1

X-Silenced Pistol is a compact pistol that comes in over 40 different colors. It comes with an attachment for silenced shots. 2nd mode is semi-auto Great value.

Price : $1,200

XS-1

X-Sniper is a great sniper. Its range goes way beyond 1,000 meters. Its shots can kill with a single bullet. Great value.

Price : $2,800

I dont do details, deal with it. Buy them today!

The XSi and the X-weapons are still coming out. Next in line will be the XSh, or X-Shotgun.

OoC : Major updates made to the 1st page. New stuff for sale.

IC :

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

Terrorism Update

Negotiations failed as the phone box was thrown back when recieved by 9-Ball. We are still awaiting updates as to whether or not A Corp was involved in supplying weapons to The X.

Bump.

bump.

Buy stuff. C'mon.

I am officially BUMPing this topic. :D

Butting
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Nearing 300 posts! YAY!

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

Terrorist Attack Going Too Far

President Jax spoke today about the terrorist attack.

"The X has gone way too far with this attack! The hostages must be freed! Our team is working on an expert plan to rescue them. Our Intellegence Office, JIO, has been working hard on finding out where The X got its weapons. Newest research says it was A Corp."

A Corp is an anti-UN terrorist group. If the A Corp did supply The X, why? Jaxusism isnt in the UN. We go to Jaxium Jaxusism to see his thoughts on A Corp and its relations with The X.

"Well, Jaxi, I believe the A Corp is a perfectly legal group. Anyone can go against the United Nations if they believe to. Jaxusism doesnt believe in either the UN or the A Corp, which might be the reason A Corp supplied weapons to the terrorist group. Maybe it was their little way of saying join or face the consequences."

Thank you, Jaxium. Now we go to Jaxum for the weather.

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

Terrorism Update

Today, while Foreign Status Elite 4th Beta Squad was getting ready to go through a window to try and rescue a hostage there, a man armed with an AK-47 showed up and started spraying the Foreign Status and the Police. 2 cops died and 1 soldier from the Foreign Status Elite 4th Beta Squad is in critical condition at the Foreign Status Hospital with 12 gun wounds all over his body. The man was taken down while Sergeant Sniper Jaxius ~ Foregin Status Elite 7th Alpha Squad shot him down. If the terrorist died, we are not sure. All we are sure of is a shot in the right upper chest.

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

Terrorism Update

Today, we have found that the critically injured soldier died from the gun wounds. We give our best wishes to his family.

In other news not only were the terrorists charged for mass-abuse, possession of illegal weapons, and killing of officers, they have been charged today by the soldier's family of murder itself. This charge is lower then the killing of officers charge because it is a single murder, but can cause the death penalty on the terrorist who shot the soldier down. We will now go to our Legal Analyst, Jaxop Jaxusism.

"Well, Jaxi, this case is an interesting one. Usually, terrorists would be charged with "Terror" and face life in hard-prison, but Vice President Jaxer Jaxusism wishes to take this case to court, hopeful of being produced the right to sentence the Death Penalty. But for now, all we can worry about is the hostages. Back to you, Jaxi."

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

BREAKING NEWS

President Jax Jaxusism's daughter, Jaxi Jaxusism, is MISSING! The President ordered a full search but she is believed to be one of the hostages taken by The X.

Bump. C'mon you boring people!

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Bump.

Bump. About to post something great.

Meh, nvrm.

Bumpity. Thumpity.

We are in mass research of helicopters, naval ships, air force, and guns. This is going to cause Jaxusism to have over 10 new items soon.

Jaxusism is now a member of the IADF (http://www.vussp.org/~alliance/forum/).

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

Terrorism OVER

Today, the Foreign Status Elite 1st Bravo Squad invaded the building and killed all the terrorists but the 3 top, one of which was 9-Ball. The Presidents daughter was also rescued. 9-Ball reportedly headed South, but the government said "a chase would be useless today. but maybe in a few years.". This is because right now 9-Ball has ove 79 hideouts, and they are being captured individually.

That is all, now we go to Jaxius for the weather...

Bump.

Bump.

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

Military Volunteers Hitting A New High

Hello, I'm Jaxi Jaxusism for JXNN. We have stunning news that 42 new military volunteers signed up for the Foreign Status today. 384 trainees have passed their training. 8 people have joined the Police force. The Foreign Status now has 10,800,000+ normal troops, but high ranking is about 1 million more. This is an extreme high for Jaxusism, and for any country. The police is over 2 million. We now turn to Jaxius Jaxusism for other news.

R&D Of Jaxusism

Thank you, Jaxi, I am Jaxius Jaxusism for JXNN. The Research and Development Department of Jaxusism has discovered so much over the past years. We have created so many new weapons, planes, naval ships, and many other things. The average worker of R&D has the salary of 3 million a year. There are an enormous amount of workers. Thanks to JaxCorp funding, the R&D is amazingly great. JaxCorp has created many of the new things I mentioned. And MUCH more is on the way. Back to you, Jaxi.

Thanks, Jaxius. This news has been brought to you by JaxQuo, the group who thinks Jaxusism is in great status. Which it is. From JXNN, I'm Jaxi Jaxusism, have a great night. We now present to you, Jaxer Jaxusism Debates...

I'd like to BUMP this topic. Thank you.

299th post in this thread!

300th post!!! w00tn3ss!!!

Anyone wanna buy anything?

Buy stuff, people!

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

Vice President Retires

Vice President Jaxem Jaxusism retired today at the age of 77. He said today, "I loved working with President Jax Jaxusism, but it is time for me to settle down and get away from all the political mish-mosh." A new vice president will be elected soon.

Election! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2230131)

Bump. Dont forget to vote!

Bump.

Vote everyone!

400th post! YAY! Vote everyone!

Buy stuff & vote! Whoever voted gets 50% off their next purchase!

50% !!!

Test. Over.

I've decided putting what I bought was a little much, so the thread is just for sale and for news now. So the 1st page isnt so heavy with pics. Just waht Im selling.

This thread is kinda messed up so go here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2234603)! JI2!

This thread is kinda messed up so go here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2234603)! JI2!

check your telegrams

meh, 25 please - *25 bil wired on confirmation* (that's 25 of ur wonderful JAXMi2 missiles.

Sorry, we only accept purchases in our new thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2234603) now! Dont forget to vote in the election!

i would like to buy 200,000 AN-94 Abakan assult rifles
p.s. do you have any M-16 A-2's

Sorry, we only accept purchases in our new thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2234603) now. Go there!