NationStates Jolt Archive


Test of Typhoon's weapon system

11-11-2003, 02:09
today off the coast of Lima Beens, a Typhoon class launched its payload of 20 Sir Jono The Second SLBMs. They flew brok up into the combined 200 MIRVs plus dummies, and after 20,000 kilometers lcrashed into the ocean all the explosives were conventenal No one was heart,
Kazquim
11-11-2003, 02:15
um ok.
Tom Joad
11-11-2003, 06:00
So you just detonated 200, 250kt nuclear warheads? Does this not seem slightly stupid in the grand scheme of things?
Crookfur
11-11-2003, 11:19
Looks at the massive pillar of radioactive steam that now rises high above the ocean into the atmosphere.

[set voice=christopher robin]Tut tut it looks like rain[/voice]


The kingdom of Crookfur Condems Lima beens for this hideous act of enviromental terrorism that will affect the entire world. Depending on how the jet stream works in your locality you have just managed to cause nuclear contaminated rain storms to fall in far off countries (not BS, there are still farms in wales that were contaminated by rain that moved from cerenobel).
11-11-2003, 13:35
we apologize for the inconvinience the radiation crews have surounded it. They are sucking up the water to be burned w;ith H2N in Lima Beens As for the pillar, theres nothing we could do, by the way we did it to test that it would work.
imported_Rebel Grots
11-11-2003, 13:43
OOC: Lima Beens, do you know what acid rain is? We got a fair bit of it in 1986, 250 warheads will destabilise the world.

IC: Tha armed republic of rebel grots condems this meaningless gesture and wishes it never happened.
11-11-2003, 13:56
ah why the U.S. tested hundrads in Nevada, and dozens more in the pacific, I do know what it is.
Imitora
11-11-2003, 14:12
ah why the U.S. tested hundrads in Nevada, and dozens more in the pacific, I do know what it is.

Yes, but not at once, over a period of time. And quite a few detonated were underwater (nuclear torps...so wonderful) or underground.
11-11-2003, 14:19
in total the nukes we tested had 50 mt, of power the US. just in the marshels had more power........
Crookfur
11-11-2003, 14:20
Yes small ones on land targets and over a long period of time not once has anyone ever engaged in a full launch test from thier missile subs with active warheads.

but what you did was detonate 200 bombs over water, that water would be instantly vapourised and travel upto the higher levels of the atmosphere and spread radioactive contamination over the entire world.

Also just sucking up the water in the area isn't going to work, water moves cosntantly so the radiation will have likely spread through out the entire ocean, contaminating fish stocks.


because of your leaderships remarkably (insane) lack of foresight you have poisoned a large part of the world which leads us to consquences:

1: we all ignore you for such incredable stupidity
2: we do something nasty to you
3: this never happened.
11-11-2003, 14:21
wwe chose #3
Jeruselem
11-11-2003, 14:25
Flip, explains why our Nuclear Launch Monitoring System (MLMS) went ballistic. Exploding so many nukes in short period of time would have set off other nations alarm systems as well.