NationStates Jolt Archive

urm..
most of the world has navys and armys , wile us in nowere have only a sharped spoon and some rock cakes , so i'll adddress this issue by useing the language
of one of noweres many ilands (all THREE! yes three of them)
quimonia ..
RIGHTYHO TEN MONKEYS OOH IN BLUUDY ELL LEFT A DIRTY GREAT STEAMING PILE o POOP SITTING IN OUR MEER SUM CHEEKY CUURNT DUMPED AN ENTIRE NATIONS WORTH OF KACK ON OUR BLUUDY DOOR STEP YOO FOOKERS!.. such a great language. Yes so some nation has
left the region of nowere with a burg of turd the size of wales , would somebody please own up to this and give us some, well i say some i mean a lot , of money to clean this hunk of shit off our coast lines and that all spicy food sould be banned by the un .. think of the children

wrong forum. i think

ROFL nice debut post.

yes the nation of whatwho have aslo been affected by this giant enviromental problem nearly a quarter of our population have been struck down by the god awfull stench . you see the "turg" has closely drifted past whatwho leaveing our wild life in tatters all our local sea birds have been effected and the remainder of our fine public is combing the beaches for birds chokeing in chunks of fecal matter , as you can all see this is a dersasterly situation and we would aslo like a very large amout of money to pay for all our young children who are coverd in tandorri sauce head to toe .. think of the burning . all over your body
you get the idea

OI! I SAY WE R FOOKIN ANOOYEDED BY THAT THUR OOGE LOG OUT THAR ! I CANT TALK LET ALONE BREATH COS OF DAT THUR KACK WHA YAH GONNA DOO BOUT THAT THEN HUH ? IVE AD A FOOKIN NUFF OF PERSONS DUMPIN STUFF IN NOWERE WHY THAW ONLY YESTER DAT DER WAS THIS OOGE NUKLER BOAT IN MEH FOOKIN GARDEN ! OOH BLUDDY LEFT THAT DERE THEN
:tantrum:

due to this problem , nowere has dedicated its entire millatry force into hunting down and bringing who ever produced this pounderus pile of poo
to justice here is a detailed list of our forces

whtyamacallit:
five nutters with a bag of rabbid badgers poked with a sticks on a dingi

whatwho:
the 101 narcoleptic devison armed with bannas and sling shots

quimonia
a nukelure boat they found