NationStates Jolt Archive

The BRAND-NEW T-Entendre: Sale Price!

10-11-2003, 03:34
Need protection on land for your property or dignitary, but want to get to your destination fast? Try out the Entendre, the most powerful, indestructible, and fastest car available to you.

http://www.geocities.com/startrek_kertrats/entendrec.txt
Statistics:
-V22 engine with 1481 HP

-Capable of reaching speeds up to 453 km/h (281 m/h)

-0-60 in 3.9 seconds

-All-Terrain Suspension

-Casing of the extremely new and expensive Tritanium polymer, which is nearly unbreakable

-Still drove fully functional after 8 successive 30mm blasts

-Hull remained stable after 11 successive 30mm blasts before explosion.

WARNING: Tritanium is radioactive, and to compensate, the car has been shielded with a protective gel. Continued friction (more than 9 hours is average) will cause a breakdown of the structure of the gel. Lack of this gel may lead to radiation poisoning.

New Price: $16,750,000 US
10-11-2003, 03:39
We've been saving up tons of money... Ill take 100... $1,850,000,000 will be wired upon confirmation.
10-11-2003, 03:39
Confirmed. Shipment will occur within one NS month.
10-11-2003, 03:40
We would like to buy 78 of these cars for $1443000000 marks.
10-11-2003, 03:42
Thanks. Glad doing business with you. *waits 1 hour*
10-11-2003, 03:43
We would like to buy 78 of these cars for $1443000000 marks.

Order Confirmed. Your order will be shipped within 6 NS weeks.
10-11-2003, 03:52
There is stock remaining. Come quick and buy yours today!
10-11-2003, 04:21
There is still stock remaining!
Jaxusism
10-11-2003, 04:24
I just got donated a ton of money! Ill take another 100! Money wired upon confirmation!
Jaxusism
10-11-2003, 04:25
BTW< im Zazori, which is why I said "another".
Jaxusism
10-11-2003, 04:26
By the way, hope you dont mind, but we're modifying its armor for more durability. Dont worry, we wont sell that, its for our purposes only. ((if you dont want it done, we wont))
10-11-2003, 04:28
I just got donated a ton of money! Ill take another 100! Money wired upon confirmation!

Order confirmed. An extra $8,000,000 is being charged for the rights to modifications.
Jaxusism
10-11-2003, 04:29
Alright! And for selling us top-notch cars, Ill throw in 2 more million to that 8. :D
10-11-2003, 04:31
? @ broken pic link. Did i exceed bandwidth or something? cant see how thats possible.
Jaxusism
10-11-2003, 04:32
Wait a second, there was a picture????????
10-11-2003, 04:33
yes. To me, at least.
Jaxusism
10-11-2003, 04:33
Link me.
10-11-2003, 04:36
I was cheating Geocities and [ab]using their hosting. It appears that i exceed ed their miniscule bandwidth limitations. You can aim me at kertratsstartrek if you want to see it.
10-11-2003, 15:20
Due to a recent discovery leading to production process changes, the price of the Entendre is being lowered to $16,750,000 US.
11-11-2003, 01:38
A new Entendre, built on an SUV chassis, is being developed.