NationStates Jolt Archive


Communist Dictator Kicked in Ballsak!

SilveryMinnow
09-11-2003, 07:52
Ballsak, Republic of SilveryMinnow.

While attending a polo game sponsored by sympathetic personages to the cause of the Dictator Fiddle Castrate. The Red leader was inspecting a loose horseshoe when he was kicked in the groin by his horse.

While being taken to a ambulance, the dictator exclaimed "That Horse must be a Capitalist!"

After he was treated with an icepack, the dictator was asked how he liked his treatment the non-socialized hospital. The dictator remarked, "It was pretty good, and nobody had to be shot so I would go to the head of the line."

The Dictator returned to his island nation with plenty of company, as his sponsors returned with him, after finding their things already packed and being shipped to the Communist nation. Courtesy of the government of SilveryMinnow.
Sakkra
09-11-2003, 08:05
OOC: Quite clever! Short and humorous. Bravo!
SilveryMinnow
10-11-2003, 21:08
ty :)
Dontgonearthere
10-11-2003, 21:22
*eyes cross in sympathy*
Thats gotta hurt :shock:
In any case, DGNT offers corrective nanosurgery for any...difficulties the dictator may be encountering, as well as err...reconstruction :P