AppleCow Storefront
this is an unsanctioned shop... sorry for the problems it might have caused. Izone's ruler has been overtaken by a Democratic Revolution.
You are cruel if you are in the slave trade. Slavery is against the rules of Socialism.
We aren't socialists
But I am
then don't buy our Blacks.
Besides, how have you trained all of these troops in two years?
We may opress people, but we opress them equally. Cease your rascist policies now or face the might of the Revjak Armed Forces.
We trained them in the forests of AppleCow, some of the thickest and treefilledest forests in the world.
We may opress people, but we opress them equally. Cease your rascist policies now or face the might of the Revjak Armed Forces.
They like it.
We may opress people, but we opress them equally. Cease your rascist policies now or face the might of the Revjak Armed Forces.
We fully agree, we will mobilize three of our combat ready divisons immediately. We are not racists, we hate everyone equally.
Agrigento
09-11-2003, 04:58
eh...slavery and racism...we are starting on bad footing already.
1 Infinite Loop
09-11-2003, 04:59
I'd liek two dozen Pirates and an angry black man with a gun
$20,000
+ $120
That’ll be $20,120.00 and we thank you for not being a pansy.
You will find a fleet of ten Mod 1 submarines escorting thirty cargo vessels toward your nation. The cargo vessels contain a total of 30,000 troops. Prepare to die, rascist scum.
::a bombs your capital::
pwnt!
That, my friend, is a god-mod. You have eight million people. You cannot have nuclear weapons, yet alone the means to deliver them to my capital.
We have cloning technologies
DID YOU CALL ME A PANSY!!!! Alright, i am going to tell you once and for all, my country may be small, but we have been fighting agaist political enemies and terrorists for years and we are ready for a war. There are now five divisions (100,000 men) and two fleets moving toward you. Our heavy bomber wings are ready with large conventional weapons and our Nuclear arsenal is ready. STAND DOWN!
Agrigento
09-11-2003, 05:06
DID YOU CALL ME A PANSY!!!! Alright, i am going to tell you once and for all, my country may be small, but we have been fighting agaist political enemies and terrorists for years and we are ready for a war. There are now five divisions (100,000 men) and two fleets moving toward you. Our heavy bomber wings are ready with large conventional weapons and our Nuclear arsenal is ready. STAND DOWN!
That is not needed....
We shall wage a conventional war if need be.
We are not being cruel, we will liberate your slaves and arm them. We have taken plenty of weapons in our wars and we could arm your slaves.
An additional 60,000 troops are being mobilized. They are being sent aboard more cargo ships, escorted by more submarines.
20 bombers are inbound to your nation to carpet-bomb it.
The slaves already have guns... didn't you see the picture? They like being slaves.
An additional 60,000 troops are being mobilized. They are being sent aboard more cargo ships, escorted by more submarines.
20 bombers are inbound to your nation to carpet-bomb it.
Be careful on carpet bombing, he may try to use the "You killed innocent slaves" trick, use JDAMS and guided missiles.
Izone is one small nation amidst a collection of equally small but powerfully united countries in the region of AppleCow. We would like to offer a diplomatic solution. We will sell you all of our slaves, and then give up the slave trade. You do not want a war with our region, war is never the answer. We will not, of course, be selling you the slaves at full price; that would be too expensive. We simply ask for $1,562 per slave, (the average cost of raising a slave and training one).
Izone is one small nation amidst a collection of equally small but powerfully united countries in the region of AppleCow. We would like to offer a diplomatic solution. We will sell you all of our slaves, and then give up the slave trade. You do not want a war with our region, war is never the answer. We will not, of course, be selling you the slaves at full price; that would be too expensive. We simply ask for $1,562 per slave, (the average cost of raising a slave and training one).
How many are there?
I have estimated the costs at $13,119,238. That is about 13 million dollars. Your missiles and cost of life would be far greater. Further, this will give an extra 8399 well trained militiamen to your nation.
I have estimated the costs at $13,119,238. That is about 13 million dollars. Your missiles and cost of life would be far greater. Further, this will give an extra 8399 well trained militiamen to your nation.
We will gladly take them, unless Revjak wants some, but we will pay for the liberation of the slaves. *money wired*
done and done, glad war was avoided. Enjoy your Blacks.
done and done, glad war was avoided. Enjoy your Blacks.
You are welcome, and thank you, for not forcing me to do somthing i did not wish to do, but i would have,in the name of Freedom.
Freedom is a pipe dream. Can we still sell Mexicans? j/k
He must still be punished for his past acts... and what says he will not take more slaves? We do not want his slaves, we want justice to be served. The troops continue on their march to the capital city of Izone.
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Brigadier General Jan Samalson rode along with the troops in her command vehicle, pistol at her side. She was the commander of the forces in Izone. She radioed in orders to his troops: Ready tanks and weapons, prepare for battle.
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Revjak
UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Few
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
It seems a little Hypocritical for you to judge us in such a way. Our slaves were given free medical and health care as well as comfortable living. If you insist on going to war with us, I will be forced to take this both to the UN as well as the council of the AppleCow nation, comprised of over a dozen countries. I request a temporary cease fire from your troops and a stop of troop advancements in the name of the rules of War.
Agrigento
09-11-2003, 05:44
EDIT: np :wink:
http://www.realmofstrife.com/art/header.jpg
The Country of Izone has mobilized nearly 400,000 troops around their coast and in large cities. Tanks, anti-Aircraft turrets and a massive arsenal of special operation troops trained in the harshest of Izone’s rough terrain.
http://www.realmofstrife.com/art/t001.jpg
There has also been several fighter pilot and carrier pilots airlifted into over the country side and prepared to move on a moment’s notice. Izone is in it’s highest level of defense to date; their army has yet to see combat but their capabilities are unknown and reportedly sporadic.
http://www.realmofstrife.com/art/t002.jpg
Finally, Izone is part of a massive nation of over a dozen countries each of which are prepared to mobilize their entire effort to protect Izone with any means necessary. An attack on Izone will not be treated lightly.
Agrigento
09-11-2003, 06:40
ooc: Nice big red targets...lol
Agrigento
09-11-2003, 06:46
They are Apples!
ooc: I know, it is a good paint job too, but they really stick out on a Camo tank.
Ah, hello gentlemen. How are we today? Forgive my subordinate nation of IZone, for he has confused my nation with our region. I am the leader of Applecow and founder of the mighty InfantryZone region and as such may or may not endorse anything that IZone may or may not say. With that said, happy shopping!
As the dictator of Southern applecow i hereby give izone full command and use of my army and troops. Hooray!
I give Izone full use of my armies.
because we are in love.
HOWEVER, I do not support his decision to include slaves in his store.
However, if you give a man a gun, he can choose to use it anytime he likes, so he's not really a slave.
GET QUICK REPLY PLEASE KTHXBAI
Edit:
My generals,
http://www.sbresource.com/ds/3489316.jpg
General Shaggy2Dope, and Secretary of War; Violent J
In light of the donations of more troops to the rascist pigs, we withdraw our troops for now.
Agrigento
10-11-2003, 05:04
The Republic of Agrigento will not step aside quite so easily. We demand that your nation grants the same rights to these slaves as granted to its citizenry.
We don't have slaves anymore, we sold them.
haha...
Can i borrow a couple hundred pikachu? I wanna go hunting for a Blastoise.
AHGAGGAGAHAHAHAHHAHA
JK
This is a serious topic, buddy. Try and role play... sheesh!
buy some fucking shit ppl!
buy some f--- shit ppl!
Are you still trying to market Slaves?
no, you bought them all... u sick bastard
this is an unsanctioned shop... sorry for the problems it might have caused. Izone's ruler has been overtaken by a Democratic Revolution.
I am dissapointed with my friendly nation of Izone not selling goods anymore.