Span
08-11-2003, 23:46
(Span TV News breaks into Span TV Weekend Movie Marathon's airing of "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World")
Announcer: This is a Span TV News Special Report! Here's Rob Mackerol
(Mr. Mackerol is nowhere to be found in the room, but according to the camera guy Lars Bowne, he's in the control room. In the control room, Rob is recieving news of the exact location of the missile)
Rob Mackerol: Oh my, The Pacific is already a region in chaos with it's tyrannical delegate Francos Spain. We must get this out to the rest of the NationStates world quick!
Lars Bowne: Um sir, you were suppose to do that two minutes ago. Folks including the Comrade of Communications are getting restless over the fact that you, Rob Mackerol, is not at the anchor desk.
Rob Mackerol: Oh right, for the people of Span, the North Pacific, and NationStates!
Lars Bowne: Good to see that ego of yours!
(Rob runs to the anchor desk after three minutes of wondering and "I'm missing my 'Mad' for this")
Rob Mackerol: Greetings people of the great nation of Span and everyone watching Span TV International! The Comrade of Defence has reported a guided Spanny 2-10 M1 missile being launched mysteriously without earlier warning. According to Ground Control, the missile is guided it hit somewhere in "The Pacific" region. Flash, it's been said the location of the missile will be the capitol of Francos Spain. As many nations know that for the nation's entire reign as UN delegate, Francos Spain has ruled the region with the iron fists of a tyrannical government, which is what it is. Due to this known fact, most nations supporting the removal of Francos will in no doubt not stop this soon to be holocost for Francos Spain and possibly the entire "The Pacific" region. Francos, the United Socialist States of Span urges you to leave the position of UN delegate, for the sake of your nation and "The Pacific". More on this major story later!
Announcer: This has been a Span TV News Special Report! Now we return to the program now back in progress!
Announcer: This is a Span TV News Special Report! Here's Rob Mackerol
(Mr. Mackerol is nowhere to be found in the room, but according to the camera guy Lars Bowne, he's in the control room. In the control room, Rob is recieving news of the exact location of the missile)
Rob Mackerol: Oh my, The Pacific is already a region in chaos with it's tyrannical delegate Francos Spain. We must get this out to the rest of the NationStates world quick!
Lars Bowne: Um sir, you were suppose to do that two minutes ago. Folks including the Comrade of Communications are getting restless over the fact that you, Rob Mackerol, is not at the anchor desk.
Rob Mackerol: Oh right, for the people of Span, the North Pacific, and NationStates!
Lars Bowne: Good to see that ego of yours!
(Rob runs to the anchor desk after three minutes of wondering and "I'm missing my 'Mad' for this")
Rob Mackerol: Greetings people of the great nation of Span and everyone watching Span TV International! The Comrade of Defence has reported a guided Spanny 2-10 M1 missile being launched mysteriously without earlier warning. According to Ground Control, the missile is guided it hit somewhere in "The Pacific" region. Flash, it's been said the location of the missile will be the capitol of Francos Spain. As many nations know that for the nation's entire reign as UN delegate, Francos Spain has ruled the region with the iron fists of a tyrannical government, which is what it is. Due to this known fact, most nations supporting the removal of Francos will in no doubt not stop this soon to be holocost for Francos Spain and possibly the entire "The Pacific" region. Francos, the United Socialist States of Span urges you to leave the position of UN delegate, for the sake of your nation and "The Pacific". More on this major story later!
Announcer: This has been a Span TV News Special Report! Now we return to the program now back in progress!