08-11-2003, 06:11
The Dictatorship of Sanban wishes to make itself formally known to the rest of the world. While we (meaning me) wish to remain as far from the social rules as possible, we felt that a formal introduction was in order to keep surprise to a minimum.
1) We are a small nation devoted to one belief: I'm right. I think more than you do, and I use a lot of old-fashioned logic. I'm right.
2) We do not wish to declare war. We simply follow belief (see 1), and invite other countries to revel in said belief. (Telegram me if you are interested)
3) Despite dedication to remaining isolated, we are applying for a spot in the United Nations. We feel that our say needs to be included, because I'm right. Other than that, we are not interested in your pettiness.
4) I'm right.
1) We are a small nation devoted to one belief: I'm right. I think more than you do, and I use a lot of old-fashioned logic. I'm right.
2) We do not wish to declare war. We simply follow belief (see 1), and invite other countries to revel in said belief. (Telegram me if you are interested)
3) Despite dedication to remaining isolated, we are applying for a spot in the United Nations. We feel that our say needs to be included, because I'm right. Other than that, we are not interested in your pettiness.
4) I'm right.