NationStates Jolt Archive


Spaceships for sale!!

08-11-2003, 05:37
Hi! We are a new nation and have produced these hunks of cardboard, styrofoam, and tin foil elegantly shaped and painted to look like a spaceship! So, to meet all your packing needs, buy our 'spaceships'! One of these will satisfy all the packing materials you will need for a while! You can use the cardboard to make boxes, the styrofoam to pack them with, and the tin foil to cover the boxes and make them look shiny, distinguishable, and government-like in the mail. You can even chip off the paint we used to paint the warp drive on and use it for who knows what. 1 billion for a square mile half a mile high. Buy just one spaceship and you won't need to buy packing materials again for years! Or maybe put in an engine, maybe it'll fly. Spaceships are also available in smaller sizes, contact us for custom sizes! Enjoy!
Total n Utter Insanity
08-11-2003, 12:33
Just click on the link if only to tell me how stupid I am.

You're stupid. Very, very stupid. Better?
Aquilla
09-11-2003, 03:58
Bump!
Lord Edward
09-11-2003, 04:01
Why would you bump this, wait i am also... damn
Aquilla
16-11-2003, 02:12
Because he's my puppet. This is partially a jab at stupid n00bs in space.
Aquilla
20-11-2003, 03:30
Bump, and since business doesn't seem to be booming I'll buy one.
21-11-2003, 04:27
Just click on the link if only to tell me how stupid I am.

You're stupid. Very, very stupid. Better?
No, you're Very, very, VERY stoopid.
(Yes, I am saying this with you being a puppet of Aquilla in mind.)
Froggyliciousness
21-11-2003, 04:31
Hi! We are a new nation and have produced these hunks of cardboard, styrofoam, and tin foil elegantly shaped and painted to look like a spaceship! So, to meet all your packing needs, buy our 'spaceships'! One of these will satisfy all the packing materials you will need for a while! You can use the cardboard to make boxes, the styrofoam to pack them with, and the tin foil to cover the boxes and make them look shiny, distinguishable, and government-like in the mail. You can even chip off the paint we used to paint the warp drive on and use it for who knows what. 1 billion for a square mile half a mile high. Buy just one spaceship and you won't need to buy packing materials again for years! Or maybe put in an engine, maybe it'll fly. Spaceships are also available in smaller sizes, contact us for custom sizes! Enjoy!

Aaa, the "new" spaceships I've been hearing so much about. I'll take 20 for target practice.
21-11-2003, 04:34
What's everyone complaining about?

These ships are good.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
The Fedral Union
21-11-2003, 19:19
LMAO You people crack me up lol :P
Atlantian Outcasts
21-11-2003, 19:21
HA! I use Duct Tape on my ships, YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE ME, AND MY MASSIVE DUCT TAPE FLEET!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
21-11-2003, 19:32
ill take 20000 seeing as we are a peacefull country we dun need anything functional anyways and since our economy is suffery like it is they will also make cheap building materials :twisted:
21-11-2003, 19:35
well i would buy these things...................

but i already have a fleet of giant flying toasters so no thanks
21-11-2003, 19:42
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Aquilla
22-11-2003, 04:10
ill take 20000 seeing as we are a peacefull country we dun need anything functional anyways and since our economy is suffery like it is they will also make cheap building materials :twisted:

That is a lot. And I doubt you can come up with 20 trillion.
Trailers
22-11-2003, 04:18
Because he's my puppet. This is partially a jab at stupid n00bs in space.

Wow,not only do you jab fun at n00bs,but you also succeed in making yourself look like a moron at the same time..Brilliant! :lol:
Aquilla
22-11-2003, 04:39
Because he's my puppet. This is partially a jab at stupid n00bs in space.

Wow,not only do you jab fun at n00bs,but you also succeed in making yourself look like a moron at the same time..Brilliant! :lol:

Make my puppet look like a moron. These 'spaceships' were made by infant eagles.
The Fedral Union
22-11-2003, 20:20
LMAO :lol: 8)
Glupeyloo
22-11-2003, 23:30
I want one!
23-11-2003, 03:13
Glupeyloo and Aquilla confirmed.
23-11-2003, 03:13
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Atlantian Outcasts
23-11-2003, 03:16
I WILL ATTACK YOU ALL! I HAVE A FLEET PUT TOGETHER BY DUCT TAPE! THERE IS NO PLACE YOU CAN HIDE!
23-11-2003, 03:17
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Guanyu
23-11-2003, 03:18
It scares me that this guy's post looks so much like AO's.
Atlantian Outcasts
23-11-2003, 03:29
It scares me that this guy's post looks so much like AO's.

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME WITH HIM!!!!!! WILL WILL DIE 1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
23-11-2003, 03:32
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Guanyu
23-11-2003, 03:32
Um, I'm seeing the resemblance again...
Atlantian Outcasts
23-11-2003, 03:56
Um, I'm seeing the resemblance again...

no, he is saying crude stuff, I am just being my wacky spamming self
23-11-2003, 03:58
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Atlantian Outcasts
23-11-2003, 19:58
yes, he is dead!
Guanyu
23-11-2003, 20:00
The Mods smote him. Praise be to Them. Their DEATs be done.
Atlantian Outcasts
23-11-2003, 20:15
*prays silently to Max*
Aquilla
25-11-2003, 03:30
ON topic now...
Lunatic Retard Robots
25-11-2003, 03:40
HA! I use Duct Tape on my ships, YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE ME, AND MY MASSIVE DUCT TAPE FLEET!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

*Patches up leak with duct tape*

Yep, we use duct tape in the LRR fleet too.

We also use some of these handy products (available at the LRR store. Link soon)

Nitinol leak sealant
All-stik Duct Tape (Works in a vacum)
Francium solder
All-stik electrical tape
Pocket Maxwell Mini-EM shield (patches up holes in the primary shield)
Everi-Write Markers (Also works in a vacum)