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Slaves for sale! Discounts on humans AND elves!

Aquilla
08-11-2003, 05:07
Haha, great marketing scheme.

Anyway, the Slave is our newest model of fighter plane. Copyright (c) all rights reserved. So named because they'll work like one for you. High speed and maneuverability. Moderate firepower.

The Human is slower but packs a bigger punch. $30 million apiece DISCOUNT!!! 27 million apiece for first 10 customers!

http://www.beautifulwallpapers.com/wallpapers/mil/mil13.jpg

The Elf is faster, lighter, but doesn't come near the superior firepower of the Human. $20 million apiece DISCOUNT!!! 18 million apiece for first 10 customers!

http://members.aol.com/skywalk200/Plane.JPG
Kurlej
08-11-2003, 05:11
20 of each please. *540,000,000 million and 360,000,000 million wired* not the slave though.
Aquilla
08-11-2003, 05:13
900 million recieved. The airplanes are being delivered via naval transport and should arrive in approximately 1 NS month.
Kurlej
08-11-2003, 05:14
Pleasure doing business.
Aquilla
08-11-2003, 05:19
You too, thanks for your order.
Aquilla
09-11-2003, 03:46
Bump! Get your slaves today!
Kurlej
09-11-2003, 03:48
Put me down for another 20. *money wired*

Tom Axe Jr.
Aquilla
09-11-2003, 03:57
Of which?
Kurlej
09-11-2003, 03:59
20 of Human and Elf.
09-11-2003, 04:07
20 of each
money wired upon confirmation.
Keebland
09-11-2003, 04:37
This is Keebler,Emperor of Keebland.Your "market shceme " had me worried since I'M AN ELF!!!!!!!!!
Unum Veritas
09-11-2003, 04:38
Bloody brilliant....
imported_Christoniac
09-11-2003, 04:40
LMFAO I was hoping that they were real slaves
Aquilla
16-11-2003, 02:11
Falcon and Kurlej, confirmed
16-11-2003, 02:15
This is actually a good joke. Nice job.
16-11-2003, 02:23
I would like to buy 5
Crownguard
16-11-2003, 02:28
Yeah..i guess those humans do have superior firepower with guns and stuff.... *frowns, running like hell before some elf nation decides to get ornery*

I love the marketing idea, its brilliant....one I wish I had thought of first.
16-11-2003, 02:30
100 Elfs.

money wired.
Aquilla
16-11-2003, 02:34
I would like to buy 5

Of which? Of both?

MM, confirmed.
16-11-2003, 02:38
Good lord, Aquilla. I'm going to double-check the view count. If only I could think of great marketing traps like this.
imported_The fixer
16-11-2003, 02:42
We in the fixer have announced to our public, that we have placed an order to Aquilla for 40 fighter planes for our ever expanding military. The order of 20 "human" and 20 "elf" jets will cost around 1 billion.

I Carpal the fixer, am currently flying to Aquilla to hand deliver payment.
16-11-2003, 02:44
I would like to buy 5 elfs.
The money has been wired.
Ancient and Holy Terra
16-11-2003, 02:45
(ooc: Good joke, Aquilla, your viewcount is through the roof. :D)

IC:

The Republic of Ancient Terra wishes to purchase 140 "Humans" and 60 "Elves" for our airforce. The money has been wired. Thank you.
Aquilla
16-11-2003, 02:52
Fixer, Phire, and AHT are confirmed. Thank you for your business.
North Germania
16-11-2003, 03:28
This is Keebler,Emperor of Keebland.Your "market shceme " had me worried since I'M AN ELF!!!!!!!!!
Hey, my family is the Keebler family, you're not fooling anyone.
North Germania
16-11-2003, 03:29
And I'll take 20 "Humans". Money wired.
17-11-2003, 07:55
Ack. I dropped my jaw when I first saw this thread.
Aquilla
19-11-2003, 03:29
Germania, your order is confirmed.

Grigala, I am sorry about your jaw. Would you care to try a prescription of the WuzonPharma JawPainPill v2.3, only $4.95 a bottle? Or would you rather buy a Slave?
Aquilla
20-11-2003, 03:29
Bumped.
Ravea
20-11-2003, 03:46
40 Elves and 30 Humans, please
Aquilla
20-11-2003, 03:53
Confirmed
20-11-2003, 04:01
3 Elves. Six shuttles will land at your airport, and will tow away the items. We will give you the translated amount of currency in Gold.

~~Minister of Defence, Tatsua Tanaka
21-11-2003, 02:05
Hey, Mr. Crazy Hyper Conservative! http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face5.GIF

I'd like 47 of each, wired. This is hilarious. http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face1.GIF

EDIT: This is Imminent Deletion. The login system is eating again.
Imminent Deletion
21-11-2003, 02:45
Okay, I'm logged in correctly now. This is just to verify the above order. http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face1.GIF
Aquilla
22-11-2003, 04:07
With those smilies, do you think I'd doubt it? Confirmed.
Imminent Deletion
22-11-2003, 04:15
Lol, and thank you. http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face5.GIF
Aquilla
23-11-2003, 02:48
bump
Aquilla
26-11-2003, 04:16
bump!
26-11-2003, 04:30
You can stop BUMPing this thread now. It's bad manners to BUMP a thread twice in a row. Besides, maybye nobody likes your marketing scheme.
Aquilla
27-11-2003, 03:38
Shut up. No one asked you.

Bump.
Aquilla
05-12-2003, 03:25
Aquilla
05-12-2003, 03:27
bumpkickchew!
05-12-2003, 05:55
Give up already. It's been almost two weeks since any buisiness was conducted here. Nothing but you bumping. Plain, simple, boring, and annoying.
05-12-2003, 06:03
I will take 10 Elfs and 5 humans money has been sent
Edenstein
05-12-2003, 11:46
10 of each varient please

*Money autowired* upon confirmation

ooc: BTW, this was hilarious..
Aquilla
06-12-2003, 03:57
Give up already. It's been almost two weeks since any buisiness was conducted here. Nothing but you bumping. Plain, simple, boring, and annoying.

Oh yeah? Obviously not.

You are both confirmz0rd.
Aquilla
07-12-2003, 05:03
bump
Aquilla
09-12-2003, 04:16
Buy your Slaves now! Be the first buyer after this post and get a free Elf with every four Humans ordered! Be the second or third buyer and get a 5% discount on the price!
Aquilla
17-12-2003, 04:36
Bump
Aquilla
21-12-2003, 04:53
bummps
22-12-2003, 03:22
I want 1trillion human slaves :D .








money wired
Daekerius
22-12-2003, 03:23
I would like, to know how many humans you hold....
Aquilla
23-12-2003, 03:15
I want 1trillion human slaves :D .








money wired

Read the topic.

Daekerius, if you're talking about my airplanes, well, we're churning them out at the factories. Most go into the RAAF, but some are being sold, and if necessary, we can take some out of the RAAF.
23-12-2003, 03:32
put me down for 20 each
*money wired*
23-12-2003, 03:34
10 of each

*money wired*
Aquilla
23-12-2003, 03:47
put me down for 20 each
*money wired*

20 humans, 25 elves (5 elves as bonus) SENT.

Yettesip: 10 humans and 10 elves SENT, 5% off WIRED BACK.
24-12-2003, 22:23
Ill take 2 elves

$36,000,000
Aquilla
25-12-2003, 04:22
Thank you for your business, the elves are being sent.
Aquilla
26-12-2003, 05:04
bmup
Jangle Jangle Ridge
26-12-2003, 05:06
Go little ally-dude! You still got those Terracostes I gave you a while back?

Anyway, I want 500,000 of each.
Aquilla
30-12-2003, 02:44
bump
Aquilla
31-12-2003, 03:06
oops, didn't notice you're post. I still do, although we're building things like them now.

Now...this order will be filled gradually. We can't do it all at once, expect 1 RL month for it to finish.

Total cost: 25 trillion.
Aquilla
01-01-2004, 04:29
bump
Letila
01-01-2004, 04:47
This thread had us worried as well.

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Sketch
01-01-2004, 04:51
You dirty little cheat you.......that's all I have to say to you, Aquilla.

Hafta admit it's a damn good scheme though....
Aquilla
02-01-2004, 03:50
You dirty little cheat you.......that's all I have to say to you, Aquilla.

Hafta admit it's a damn good scheme though....

Just wait till you see what's going to happen next...if a certain somebody will respond to my telegram
Aquilla
13-01-2004, 04:06
dasbumpel!
Aquilla
13-01-2004, 04:06
dasbumpel!
Aquilla
31-01-2004, 05:46
bump
Iuthia
31-01-2004, 05:56
Nice advertisement... :lol:

[tag, may look into buying a couple]
Lessr Tsurani
31-01-2004, 07:16
20 of each please.

OOC I Know I might be speandin a bit much but I have had succes with the tanks for sale as One nation has bougth all its equitment of me.
Aquilla
03-02-2004, 03:33
confirmed