NationStates Jolt Archive


New Nuclear Sticker Developed

TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 04:37
This is an announcement to the international community to let you all know that all nuclear silos from The Imperial Soviet Pie Empire of TROUSRS will be marked with "Eat My Plutonium", a nice simple quote that will stretch the entire length of the missile.
Kurlej
08-11-2003, 04:39
I got a question! Are you going to fire it at someone? And can i buy some of these doomsday stickers?
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 04:43
I got a question! Are you going to fire it at someone? And can i buy some of these doomsday stickers?

Not firing yet/at all.

You can buy others like "Your Momma!" (For MOABS [Mother of all bombs])
Kurlej
08-11-2003, 04:44
*gets out wallet* how much are these stickers?
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 04:46
*gets out wallet* how much are these stickers?

For you, hell, free.

you will only pay 10million for shipping, 1321432billion for handeling, and 2343million for delivery fees.. just kidding :wink:
Bartondom
08-11-2003, 04:47
Can they be put into bumper sticker format?
08-11-2003, 04:47
May we have some, sized for our cruise missiles (Standard Tomahawk size, i don't have the figures in front of me)
Kurlej
08-11-2003, 04:47
How about a dollar for 10 of these stickers. *1 bio wired (1bio=10usd)*
Guanyu
08-11-2003, 04:48
And of course TROUSRS will be happy to provide them free to any n00bs via express air-drop delivery. Won't you?
Benderland
08-11-2003, 04:49
Benderland still prefers its standard warhead sticker: "I brake for targets."
Trailers
08-11-2003, 04:49
HA HA...HA..HA HA HA...................HA.
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 04:49
Free stickers for all!

Yes Bart, bumperstickers too, ya know, for those car bombers.

So far we have:
Eat my Uranium
eat my plutonium
Your momma
Huh, what missile? Im just cruiseing
Bartondom
08-11-2003, 04:49
I want to watermark them on my diplomat license plates.
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 04:50
And of course TROUSRS will be happy to provide them free to any n00bs via express air-drop delivery. Won't you?

Ahahahahhaah! Of course I will!
Kurlej
08-11-2003, 04:50
10 of each! *4 bios wired*
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 04:50
Give me a motto and I will put in on a sticker for you
08-11-2003, 04:52
To put on our AROURAs: hypersonnic Flyby
Guanyu
08-11-2003, 04:52
How about this: "Bush never found these."
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 04:53
Brandon laughs because he expected this thread to just drop into the pits of hell with no responses but his own.
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 04:54
How about this: "Bush never found these."


Yes yes, mass production of those.

I like you kid. :wink:

or "Here bushie bushie!"
08-11-2003, 04:54
HEY I GOT ONE!

Viva-La Armaggedon
Kurlej
08-11-2003, 04:54
So are those stickers mine? :evil:
Guanyu
08-11-2003, 04:56
Kid?.....well, yeah, I guess I can't argue with that.
Guanyu
08-11-2003, 05:01
"If you can read this, boy are YOU screwed!"
Guanyu
08-11-2003, 05:08
And of course the infamous "My designer is a nuclear specialist at (insert govt. here)"
08-11-2003, 05:08
In a biological warhead:
InTOXICating
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 05:09
"If you can read this, boy are YOU screwed!"

Hahaha, how old are you anyway 'kid'?
Guanyu
08-11-2003, 05:10
Weeeeeeell, I'm loathe to tell you because many people make incorrect judgements of me due to my age, but in reality I am 15 years old. I am however 6'3 and quite mentally mature for my age (when I want to be), as those who know me can testify.
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 05:11
Weeeeeeell, I'm loathe to tell you because many people make incorrect judgements of me due to my age, but in reality I am 15 years old. I am however 6'3 and quite mentally mature for my age, as those who know me can testify.

Same here.. erm exept you're a foot taller and 2 years older.
Guanyu
08-11-2003, 05:12
I should have known. :D
TROUSRS
08-11-2003, 05:14
People have though I was: 16, 19, and 27... go figure.

I'm out for the night. Later
Crimson blades
08-11-2003, 05:23
Heh, to think this all started with a sketch in Mrs. Ewings class......



Go figure.... :wink:
Trailers
08-11-2003, 05:54
Heh, to think this all started with a sketch in Mrs. Ewings class......



Go figure.... :wink:

Wha-?..Wait..nevermind...I dont want to know..