07-11-2003, 21:21
Our ancient relgion in This great nation told us of the Sun monkey, a great and powerful ape, with the power of the sun in his hands, He was wise and grew to a great girth, We have many shrines built by our anscestors to comemorate this great Icon of our land. lately a Paeleantologist came upon a never before discovered sight. He quickly called into our great and powerful leader asking for permission to excavate. naturally he was killed and the excavation was taken over by a handfull of top government reasearchers. what they found was astounding. An entire colony of The sun monkeys! They were not the wise and kind monkeys of old. But they were instead very angry and very small, about the size of a small cat. These terrors do not pose a threat to human life, but intstead are heniously anoyying and cause great amounts of clawing. They can also burn a mans skin to a 1 degree burn with their hands(hence the name sun monkey). We thought we wiped them out on sight, but recently another researcher saw a troup of these monkeys in the forest, naturally he was killed. We fear that these monkeys havegotten out of our country due to our large seaports and their love of the open sea. So beware for your citezens may become scratched and bitten. -Supreme Dictator of the rising Sun monkey.