NationStates Jolt Archive


Bobghanistan and Jiman test first Atomic Device

Bobghanistan
07-11-2003, 17:25
The Government of Bobghanistan would like to announce that at 09:00hrs this morning, a joint Bobghan/Jimnami atomic test was carried out in the deserts of Bobghanistan.

The ground-based test involved the detonation of a 15 kiloton Uranium device, and was considered to be a success. This test, and all future developments in our atomic energy programmes are for peaceful and deterrence purposes only, and will NOT be used for any aggressive or offensive action. A press release to accompany this report is below:

-PRESS RELEASE-

Today at 09:00hrs the joint Bobghan/Jimnami Atomic Energy Authority (BJAEA) successfully tested a small atomic device in the Bobghan desert. The test was observed by scientists and observers from both Bobghanistan and Jimnam, and it is believed that representatives from Kenistan were also present.
Eastern Britain
10-11-2003, 16:48
The following press statement has been released by Eastern Britain


PRESS RELEASE

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Loud noise makes bad guys go away

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Thank you for attending the press conference, tea and biscuits will be served in the suit next door so if you could just make your way through now, that would be great.

Chris Of Eastern Britain
UN Delegate Of Great Britain
Member of the SABRE alliance
Member of the Grand alliance