NationStates Jolt Archive


Cold Fusion Research Executed In Kanad Square

07-11-2003, 03:35
After the humilating news that the cold fusion project was a hoax, Ernestgrad has been the butt of many late night shows and satire news programs. However, Comrade Ernest moved swiftly and quickly depatched the traitors. As of 9 AM, the entire research team was executed in Kanad Square of the nation's capital.

Director of USSESP had this to say: "It's a excellent thing that we can kill these horrible traitors. No citizen should ever dare to think of betraying the USSE." He added that he was quite proud of Comrade Ernest's decision.

Although most of the research team was killed by firing squad, the team's leader, Dr. Jennifer Irenicus was hung from a street lamp. Afterwards, her body was set aflame by Ernestgrad's citizens.

Comrade Ernest had no comment.

-Truth Magazine


(OOC: It all works out....

"Shut up noob" quickly comes from the crowd.)