NationStates Jolt Archive

*trumpets*

Hear ye, Hear ye

It has come to thee attention that Coconar's goverment has been killed by a pschycotic dictaitorship. We are lining up our troops. Thease dictators are making laws such as, but not limited to "You must burn in flames for cursing". That is just one of the terrible things that we have confirmed. Coconar troops our currently camped by the goverments base, and will attack full force. We also have confirmed that they have chemical weapons. We need UN allies to kill off thease sick people.

Thank You,
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So you are declaring war on everybody who is a dictator. *Where is that red button?*

So you are declaring war on everybody who is a dictator. *Where is that red button?*

Those who attack, shall be treated in the same manner.

So you're declaring war on all nations that have dictators? Trust me there are a lot more then you think.

oh please, my country alone could defeat you, never mind taking on a nice chunk of the world

Yes, that is rather bold.. now if its just pschycotic dictaitors you are after.

*trumpets*

Hear ye, Hear ye

It has come to thee attention that Coconar's goverment has been killed by a pschycotic dictaitorship.

A, not all... Although who exactly is he referring to?

all of them.

I think what he means is a dictator has taken over his country, and he has a civil war to defeat the dictator.

*tag*

To declare war on all dictatorships is the most irrevelant thing a new fledging government can do, especially if the lack support, especially military support.

Anyways, does an emperor count as a dictatoship according to your standards?

Just go after one ok? :roll:

*smacks you all in the face* Read his posts.

What he's saying is that a dictatorship as taken power in his nation, somewhat. Now Coconar forces are poised to attack the enemy base.

Though slightly incoherent, nothing there saying he plans to attack all dictatorships, other than:

Those who attack, shall be treated in the same manner.

Which I take to mean that if you attack his nation, he will retaliate.

I just posted off the evidence given by other people... I didn't even read his post fully. Therefore its my fault, sorry.

But he has a dictatorship government????!!!!!

But he has a dictatorship government????!!!!!

He was taken over by a dictator and how he wants to take back the government. Its a civil war.

OOC: Well, I mean, but, What, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*pressess the big red button marked 'Glassify'*
The silos open and 250, 500megaton N00bilator class Nuclear Fusion Missiles fly toward Coconar.
The resulting explosion looks something like this:
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/corporateislands/nuke.jpg

(Thanks Resi for the pic)

Mr 47 suddenly wakes up.
"What an odd dream..."

To declare war on all dictatorships is the most irrevelant thing a new fledging government can do, especially if the lack support, especially military support.

Anyways, does an emperor count as a dictatoship according to your standards?

...you sure "irrelevant" is the right word?

try something along the lines of "suicidal", or "utterly moronic".

anyway, if there is indeed a declaration of war against all dictators[hips], then we'll politely ignore it. there are so many that the probability of us being attacked first is negligible. and we don't expect this guy to survive more than the first few offenses.

Yes that would be a better word, but I doubt it would be the correct thing to ignore him if he does post it. Just accept his annihalation.

Read my post carefully, did I say all dictators, no. Don't jump to conclusions, that is really close minded.

Read my post carefully, did I say all dictators, no. Don't jump to conclusions, that is really close minded.

What are you talking about?