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The unidentified liquid given to us by the Armed Republic of Zazori is now being put under FULL testing by Jaxusism. We have hired hundreds of workers just to test this product. We are testing it for edible purposes, military, and anything else. We shall report our findings regularly.

Foreign Relations Minister,
Jaxuin Jaxusism
Representing President Jax Jaxusism

errr... what was it supposed to... do. They usually tell you if you're gonna buy it, and if not, I would demand to know.

You better hope it's not Dihydrogen Monoxide. www.dhmo.org

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Yeah, dihydrogen monoxide is fatal in large doses, and what most people dont' realize is that its addictive, if you stop using it for too long, you will die, hands down.

We're not sure what it does. We bought it for testing. We have no idea what it is. But, while we were transporting the material to one of our testing facilities, one of our workers decided to taste a bit of the liquid, opened the small container he was carrying, and drank 1 sip. He fell to the floor, still alive, still speaking, but very dazed. He was taken to the hospital and 6 hours later, he was dead.

Foreign Relations Minister,
Jaxuin Jaxusism
Representing President Jax Jaxusism


JNN (Jaxusism News Network)

"And today, in other news, the unidentified liquid be transported across the nation, labeled by the government as "Project X", had a serious effect today. One of the workers for this project, Kyle Orbin, decided to take a sip, and fell to the floor, dazed. He was transported to the J1 Hospital where he died 6 hours later. The government apologizes for this accident and has labeled "Project X" a danger product for now. Jaxusism has demanded all workers where protection gloves. These gloves, being supplied by the Republic of Jaxus, will protect the workers if a bit of "Project X" were to drop on them. Today, the testing of this product shall begin."

Hydrogen Peroxide of course. H2O2.

((I think if it were something that had been identified before, it would be the "identified liquid"!))

What colour and form is it plus smelles ect tell me or send me a sample for testing I may be able to help.
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Drag the waters of life

Im sorry but we only have a limited amount. It is a dark, dark blue color, very thick. It smells like cheese, our workers say. But if you can, please donate to us to help us in our research. We're low in funds.

ok, cheese peroxide.

Send us a sample, we will test it.

Im sorry but we only have a limited amount. If you could donate money to us for our research, maybe we'll give you rights to know things before they are released into the public.

Our scientific communities have a wide variety of testing equipment which can probably verify the composition of the compound on an elemental basis. We would only need about 25ml.

Im sorry but we only have a limited amount. As I said before, money would be appreciated.

You don't have enough for 25ml?

TG me and maybe we can work out somethin'.

Testing under progress...

Today, our overall examination of this liquid has been complete. Im sure everyone was anxious to hear what this liquid was made of or what it had in it... Well, it was, it... It had nothing except itself... That proves this is a natural resource and will go under Jaxusism Law, which states natural resources can and will be tested and taken until the use is identified and necessary proceedure is taken. Our scientists performed a "balloon" test, Test-S-92732 under Scientist Code in the Jaxusism Law says that all substances must be tested under the "balloon" test. In this test, a balloon was filled with this liquid, and dropped on a small platform, and the scientists would record their observations... Well, we have reports that it exploded... And all existince of the balloon vanished... Our scientists believe that when this liquid is thrown upon a surface with a strong impact, it explodes, and destroys whatever it was in. Our scientists named the substance "Jax", in honor of our great leader. More tests are on the way and shall be reported to you.

Thank you.

Foreign Relations Minister,
Jaxuin Jaxusism
Representing President Jax Jaxusism

Geordi says, "Can a Pakled drink this liquid?"

...no... anyways...

Our testing is progressing greatly. More reports to come soon!

How big was the explosion?

The explosion was extremely large and destroyed the platform and left none of the balloon to be seen. We are continuing our experiments and we are progressing rapidly.

About 20 minutes ago, 4 trucks full of Jax were being transported to the lab site. 20 terrorists, 4 cars, stopped the 4 trucks full of Jax and hijacked the vans. They were said to be members of the "Zazori Nine" terrorist group. These terrorists are said to have links with hundreds of other terrorists groups all over the world! The hijacked trucks have been located, but their defense is tough, over 400 men were in the large camp we located. Our military is not available at the moment but one squad, "The Jaxus 6", and we need backup! Nations, whoever helps us obtain our Jax will get the FINAL product when it is finish! Please, send your military to help Jaxusism get our Jax back!

((OoC : Lets keep it in this thread.))

Foreign Relations Minister,
Jaxuin Jaxusism
Representing President Jax Jaxusism

Is no one willing to help Jaxusism acquire the Jax?

I cant. My military is too busy at the moment, but Im interested in their research being completed! Please, someone help them.

Would anyone be willing to help?

The Militaristic Despot, after thinking for awhile...has decided to lend you 30 of our snipers and 500 of our elite guard to help you in the retrival of the Jax. Although 400 terrorists guarding a highly explosive substance seems a bit risky to my men, I am 100% willing to take that risk. :)

"The Jaxus 6" was waiting anxiously to get into the camp, take the liquids, and get out. But, the order was to wait for the Yurka soldiers to go in, invade, and then "The Jaxus 6" was infilitrate from a back door, and get the stolen liquids.

((Start it))

North Germania is willing to offer 10,000 special ops, as well as 20 Leopard Main Battle Tanks, 12 attack helicopters, and 45 highly-trained and experienced snipers.

'Attack Helicopter'. Does it have a model?

Nvrm...

((Lets do this RP style. Yurka, you start it.))

OOC: Sorry :oops:

A few hours after the call the buses full of troops suddenly approached the hill. The troops seperated into ranks as the minister of War, Karth Grimoire II approached the Jax 6.

"Sorry we're a bit late." He snickered softly to himself as he motioned a hand signal to his men, the snipers quickly taking cover alongside the hill. The ranks dispersed around the camp, waiting for the signal to start the invasion.

HEY-I WON the bidding for that liquid-what are you doing with it?

((Zazori had found more liquids, and you hadnt been responding for such a long time, they gave you your liquids and gave us ours))

IC : "No worry." the Jaxus 6 team leader, Jaxium Jaxus, said. He and his men had their weapons ready and were ready to infilitrate the building. "Now here's how we'll do it, While you guys attack the front, me and my team will go to the rear and get the Jax, get out. Once we're out, you can retreat or wipe out this camp. Choice is yours. You ready? Go!" And the Jaxus 6 were waiting for the opening fire to begin and for them to sneak in.

The Yurka elite's snipers quickly began firing at the tents. As soon as the sniper's firing panicked the enemy the Yurka elite guard charged in shooting any terrorist in they're way.

"Let's go!" and the Jaxus 6 were running down a hill. Up ahead, 2 men with AK-47s started firing, and the J6 rolled into a spread, prone wedge. They all started firing at the 2 terrorists with their assault rifles. One down. Two down. They proceeded to the back of the building, where grenades were launched down at them, they took cover behind a large rock. The team sniper changed his comlink channel and spoke, "North Germania, we recquire 6 attack helicopters to clear out the back at our current coordinates. Sending them now." As they waited for a response, some terrorists came down to see who was there, but were shot down by the elite soldiers.

"We cant wait for them... Lets go!" And the Jaxus 7 took the risk of running up the stairs, which were suddenly bombarded with bullets. The sniper was shot down with 12 shots into his head and 3 into his knee. He fell down the stairs as if he was a bouncing ball. A bullet hit Raxius's shoulder, but his armor kept it from coming through, although it stung painfully. Another shot hit his hand, and he dropped his weapon, crying out in pain. The other 4 had no time to worry, and a shot his Raxium's knee, who fell down the stairs, and hit his head so hard on the concrete, he was immediately dead. 2 of J6's men were down. Another shot came right at Raxius, who was able to avoid it. They were all safely on the top of the stairs, and shot down all the terrorists. They busted open the door, and found the liquids. No one was in the room. There were 50 large barrels full of the liquid. 16 large trucks suddenly drove up to the stairs, emptying out about 40 total men. They came up to Jaxium and Jaxium said, "Alright, get all these barrels and we're out of here." After 15 minutes, everything was loaded, and the entire team was in one van. They drove back to the front, where they sped past bullets. They stopped quickly by Karth Grimoire II. "Retreat or destroy. Your choice!" Jaxium said and drove off.

Karth Grimoire pulled out his M16 and laughed before firing at the terrorists. He was trained to keep on fighting untill his last breath. He ran at the terrorists. Karth jumped behind one of the vehicles he'd come as his phone began ringing. He opened it and listened for a few seconds before he sprinted off yelling something akin to "fall back". The terrorists were kept from chasing after them thanks to the snipers. Karth jumped behind the bus that the troups were behind just as the explosion from a nearby grenade sent shrapnel flying through the left side of his body. He snickered softly to himself as, on minute later, the entire camp exploded with plumed of fire and a helicopter appeared.

"Go take care of anyone whos left men!" Karth spat as he carried off to get examined on the bus.

:( Today in Yurka news, 102 elite soldiers are dead 40 wounded in an attack on a terrorist cell. The leader of the elite forces, Kath Grimoire II, is in stable condition after receiving serious wounds to the left side of his body. Our hope goes out to these men's families as we give them a customary moment of silence :(

JXNN (Jaxusism News Network)

"Today in our headlines is the results of the current "War" against the "Zazori Nine" terrorist group. One of their camps was destroyed earlier today as a Jaxusism squad retrieved the stolen Jax. Sadly, many Yurka soldiers died destroying the camp. We go to Jaxusism, Jaxusism, Live, to see President Jax Jaxusism speak. He is accompanied by the Exidian Prince, Jaxus President, and Zazorian Lord."

Jaxusism Capital, Jaxusism

"Today, we honor our elite group of "Jaxus 6" for going into the line of battle and getting back our stolen Jax. 2 died in this infilitration. But we also honor the Yurka nation for attacking the front of the camp, giving cover for J6 to go in and get the Jax. They will be awarded for their bravery. Thank you, Yurka. Also a thanks to North Germania."

Testing is now back in process, and the material has been labeled as a military substance. More as testing develops.

As I said, send us 25-50ml (milliliters) of the substance, and we will tell you exactly what the chemical composition is.

As we said, we're keeping it to ourselves until we're done. And another thing, we already stated, there is nothing in it known to man-kind, its a natural resource that hasnt been found until now, and has limited amounts. Its its own substance. Jax is just plain Jax.

OOC: If you take a chemistry course, ALL matter is made up of specific elements. As I highly doubt it is anything with more mass then the largest known elements (they collapse), I can, without a doubt, tell you what it's chemical composition is (IE HO2Cu). 'Natural Resource' means it is a resource that is created by nature, nothing more, nothing less.

Also, our equipment is far more advanced then yours, and can you really not afford to give up 25ml??? 25ml is less than a gram of water! (0.25g of water, to be exact).

OoC : Agh! Thats what I wasnt hopping for, chemistry stuff... Fine, you can have your 25ml, but that is all. I aint the chemistry kinda guy. Report to me your findings in plain english (lol) ASAP.

The Attican scientists open up the highly protected containers, taking out the LN2 stored cylinders. They then drained the LN2, and opened the cylinders. Inside was a bluish, thick mixture, looking like oil. Using their highly advanced machines and techniques, they examined every part of it. This is what they beleive, with 98% assurity (to become more sure they need more to test on a macro scale), that the following are it's properties:

The cold of the LN2 seperated the mixture into two parts, we assume normally they would be mixed.

The top part will be described first,
the bottom later.

1.
C10H14O1C2 ( Cymol Monoxide Bicopper - i will not name based on Ionic Bonds).

This chemical seems to be missing an ion, basically, making it an Ion, not a compound. It has a +1 charge, making it quite explosive in chemical reactions. It is Cymol based, meaning it has a high explosive reaction to flame. It has 2 atoms of copper per molecule, giving it a blueish color.

2.
N3Cu2Ca ( Copper III Calcium Trinitrogen )

This chemical appears to be what keeps the chemical from being an ion. Mixed with the first 'compound', it keeps it from being an ion. We are, as of now, unsure of why it seperated in the cold.

The Attican scientists open up the highly protected containers, taking out the LN2 stored cylinders. They then drained the LN2, and opened the cylinders. Inside was a bluish, thick mixture, looking like oil. Using their highly advanced machines and techniques, they examined every part of it. This is what they beleive, with 98% assurity (to become more sure they need more to test on a macro scale), that the following are it's properties:

The cold of the LN2 seperated the mixture into two parts, we assume normally they would be mixed.

The top part will be described first,
the bottom later.

1.
C10H14O1C2 ( Cymol Monoxide Bicopper - i will not name based on Ionic Bonds).

This chemical seems to be missing an ion, basically, making it an Ion, not a compound. It has a +1 charge, making it quite explosive in chemical reactions. It is Cymol based, meaning it has a high explosive reaction to flame. It has 2 atoms of copper per molecule, giving it a blueish color.

2.
N3Cu2Ca ( Copper III Calcium Trinitrogen )

This chemical appears to be what keeps the chemical from being an ion. Mixed with the first 'compound', it keeps it from being an ion. We are, as of now, unsure of why it seperated in the cold.

((In English please.))

How much more english can i get? It is not a rare compound, quite easy to make in a lab, but we have never thought to make it. It is odd that this has been found -naturally-.

((This is why I didnt want to give in this liquid to anyone else. I wanted it to be interesting... You just ruined it. Im pretending this never happened, because this was NOT the purpose. Attican, if you have anything against this post, TG it to me, I dont want this thread to be flooded with this.))

4 years of painstaking research, experimentation, and tons of government spending, we have finally come up with more! Yes, we have. Our model JMAXs2 Super-Speed Bomber is part of our success. With this liquid, which we found out CAN be replicated only if you have the liquid and spending a LONG time duplicating. We will not go into the details. This liquid is EXTREMELY explosive and if put in a standard missile it could take down a whole [extremely] large neighborhood. Its explosion expands and destroys everything. We put it in our JiPL missile and sent it into one of our [far away] test islands, and we found no mark of a missile, no leftover trees, just an EXTREMELY large crator. This liquid can operate in any weather, and never expires. These missiles can be launched, but our best success is when the missile is carried by a JMAXs2 Super-Speed Bomber and dropped down, although the bomber has always faced... erm... consequences due to the speed of the... explosion... We have over 600 missiles ready and more are being made. We plan on selling soon. [More liquid HAS been acquired from Zazori AND we have found more in the Jaxus Kingdom nations (my nations only)]

Foreign Relations Minister,
Jaxuin Jaxusism
Representing President Jax Jaxusism

[This liquid and its abilities and use (manufacturing) are Copyright to Jaxusism and my other nations, as is the JMAXs2 Super-Speed Bomber.]

You better keep flame away from the drills. Otherwise you might cause a big boom.

What drills? You mean the drills in the missiles holding Jax? If so, we did have a little accident. A dropped cigerette caused a small fire, but no one noticed, and as soon as they had contact our facility blew up, thank god it was at night and we only had 78/632 we usually had at THAT facility.

No, the drills you use to drill the stuff out of the ground.

I just thought I would let you know that the Attican Empire can manufacture hydrocarbon fuels that have similar explosive properties, but take much more to ignite, and aren't practical for explosives. We use them for fuel. We take interest in what we call 'Blautreibstoff', because of it's explosive capabilities.

Thats nice... You know your ruining this whole thing for me...

No, we are saying that your stuff goes BOOM, our stuff goes chugachugachuga. And ours isn't blue :(.

You seem to have a very good group of scientists and chemists capable of producing high quily chemical compounds. Have you done any research into metal that retains its shape (its "memory")? My nation is moving very rapidly into subspace type starship drives, but the few particles that we were able to accelerate into subspace got "messed-up" on the scale of atoms being split and divided and all kinds of stuff that my scientists can tell you. What do you say about working on these metals?

I assume that Jaxusism is a modern tech nation, not future tech.

OOC: Talkin ta you buddy :)

I'm modern tech also. And 'memory' metal has been done in real life, it is used in glasses.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( to Attican's post after my last)






Anyways, we are now starting sales of these missiles! [1 khar = 5 USD] Each missile is 2 billion USD/400 million KR (if i did my math correctly :P) (Soon to decrease, but these are very dangerous, and I must confirm order, until then it will not be sent)

P.S. I know it sounds very expensive, but you dont know the power of these things and I dont want them to get into the power of n00bs.

((Bumpity Dumpity))

1 missile please, purley for MAD purposes. *Exetonia signs contact allowing them to be nuked from the face of the earth should this weapon ever be used to start a war*

*money auto wired on confirmation*

Order confirmed. BTW, I do have enough missiles to make your land nonexistent if you use it to start a war. With my permission, you can. :)

Another thing, these missiles are called JAXMi2.

LoLz, my other nation... This is Jaxusism. Sorry bout that. :P

LOLZ, now you can trust that was me.

(B.U.M.P.)

No buyers?

Anyone at all?

BTW, our scientists beleive that if you strip the Copper Atoms and replace them with Silver, the liquid will turn a dull grey color, and if with gold atoms, a dull yellow color. We are not sure what the inherent properties would be, and truthfully, would rather not. We are not sure how you would undergo this process, though, at least in large quantity.

FROSTYSERVANTIA PEOPLE'S NEWS AGENCY

Councilmember Hiatis of the External Division announces Frostyservantia's bid for the new JAXMi2 in a highly awaited speech yesterday. The full text of it is reprinted here:

"We'll take ten."

Nice speech. :wink:

Order confirmed.

Money wired, in one of Frostyservantia's largest military projects. (Okay, Frostyservantia's ONLY military project.)

FROSTYSERVANTIA PEOPLE'S NEWS AGENCY

The missiles were shipped today under the guard of half the Frostyservantia Defense Force. Although there was a slight problem arising from the password "Gopher-Chucks", the transfer was otherwise unhindered. President Canon was there himself to watch the missiles placed into launchers at the Frostyservantia Defense Compound.

Although military experts say that the missiles will face in a random direction until needed, it was noted by many that they face towards the capital city of Whoway.

Hehehe... ((BUMP))

...B...U...M...P...

We would like to order 6.

6... That would be 12 billion. Order confirmed.

*wired*.

$34 BILLION dollars have been earned so far since our sale. :) We hope to get more.

:cry:

Someone? Anyone?

Alright, I know ALL of you ( 8) ) have been waiting for the sale of the JAXMis2. Well, here it is! :shock: I know your all dying to get your hands on some missiles now the price has decreased! :roll: :lol: 8) :P

Current Price : $1 billion Last Of Discount : 1 day (1 NS Year)

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Thump... Bump... Trump... Crump...?

Now all buyings will go on HERE! Thanks! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2066900#2066900)

Yeah, what I said. :P