NationStates Jolt Archive

The Government of Intergallactic Arcel now has a new Iron Fisted Dictator. His name is Practical Mufassawannabena. He is our saviour. Without him, there would be no "us". We love Practical Mufasawannabena! All hail Practical Mufasawannabena!

And would the most dyslexic Practical Mufasawannabena like a nice cheap Assimilation Corp membership, or would he like a nuke?
The membership, or the nuke?
The nuke, or the membership?
We'll leave it up to him.