NationStates Jolt Archive

Nuclear Weapons for Kids or Newbies

05-11-2003, 04:38
Nuclear Weapons

Many little nations are sitting bored with nothing to do so I will provide them the ultimate weapon. Weapons of mass destruction will be sold to and nation who wants them.

Missile Silos

1.5 Million Small These can only launch one missile per 5 days
3.5 Million Medium These can only launch one missile per 3 days
6.5 Million Large These can only launch one missile per 1 days

Control Centers

2.5 Million Simple These make it one day less for silos to launch
12.5 Million Advanced These make it two days less for silos to launch
The above don't work for Large Silos

Warheads

15 Million Nuclear 10mt
25 Million Nuclear 20mt
50 Million Nuclear 30mt
75 Million Nuclear 50mt
35 Million Chemical You choose the filling!
5 Million Aid Up to 5k lb of relief aid! Will not explode!
Anybody using these weapons on me or my allies will be invaded!
05-11-2003, 04:41
05-11-2003, 04:42
You are really really stupid. Nobody is going to believe them. Do you want revenge on all n00bs and are going to accuse them of God modeing so they will have a really bad reputation or something.
05-11-2003, 04:43
No i'm selling them self defence
05-11-2003, 04:47
Hmm... a crater with the ability to give children the ability to make craters...

right... ignored.
05-11-2003, 04:48
may I buy 5 50 mt nukes so I can polish the Glass that makes up the Lands of Ages? :)
Omz222
05-11-2003, 04:53
What's this "Aid"?
05-11-2003, 04:59
Anybody using these weapons on me or my allies will be invaded!
Unum Veritas
05-11-2003, 05:03
Anybody using these weapons on me or my allies will be invaded!

An invading crater...shouldn't that be in a circus sideshow somewhere? Right next to the bearded lady, perhaps...
Omz222
05-11-2003, 05:04
Anybody using these weapons on me or my allies will be invaded!

An invading crater...shouldn't that be in a circus sideshow somewhere? Right next to the bearded lady, perhaps...
Even if he is a crater, it seems that he doesn't even know what AIDS is.
Unum Veritas
05-11-2003, 05:06
I believe it is relief aid....now why you would fire a missile filled with some sort of relief aid at an enemy is beyond me. Why not just parachute it in?
Great Mateo
05-11-2003, 05:13
Because you're trying to kill with kindness, of course.
07-11-2003, 02:51
Up to 5k lb of relief aid! Will not explode!