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The nation of Dirbetium is now selling sniper nukes. You aim, lke you would a sniper rifle, then a small nuke, about the size of a fist, shoots out and travels at mach 500. Then it explodes and is enough to blow up california. We are pricing the guns/with nukes, for $9,000,000,000 each.
Tell me if you want some

*cough*god*cough*mod*cough*ing*cough*

You sir, Dirbetium, are a moron. I'de think you'd have given up ofter you were turned to a crater.

It's a good idea. And it's NOT a godmod. Why does everyone keep saying that.

Maybe because it is? Yes, it's a good idea but it's impossible. A nuke that size could never blow up and destroy california.

what ever, just don't blame me for being you this time.

It isn't impssible because I did it. :D

Laws of physics still apply, friend. A bomb of that size, even hypothetic anti-matter couldnn't waste a place that big.

Mach 500 is alos godmodding.

The consensus of the people is what determines reality in this game. And most of us have chosen a real model.

good luck.

Perhaps an international coalition should be formed to destroy his inventory. :twisted:

Perhaps an international coalition should be formed to destroy his inventory. :twisted:

We have discovered weapons of mass destruction in Dirbetrium! Let's invade and steal his oil!

Perhaps an international coalition should be formed to destroy his inventory. :twisted:

We have discovered weapons of mass destruction in Dirbetrium! Let's invade and steal his oil!

I enjoy the humor; just hope you don't seriously think that was the RL reasoning..


^ OOC

Perhaps an international coalition should be formed to destroy his inventory. :twisted:

We have discovered weapons of mass destruction in Dirbetrium! Let's invade and steal his oil!

I enjoy the humor; just hope you don't seriously think that was the RL reasoning..


^ OOC

Well, it's a simplification. There was also the need to eliminate enemies of Israel, give massive contracts to American firms and keep Bush popular.

OOC:humm,have we thought that even a small nuke would still produce a good size explosion and even more radiation.

A nuke the size of a fist would have to be below 5 kilotons. The explosion from that would level half of Manhatten and spread the radiation for a bit. Not that destructive.

Provided you aren't in that side of manhattan.

if u were.................. :shock:

If you were http://www.vinod.com/nuke.jpg<

Now this is very interesting. *pulls out popcorn to watch the show*

Don't look at me I didn't launch anything *sirens are heard*

What's wrong with the idea?

ach! zee n00b wit zee godmod eez backh!
(excuse my accent) :)

*Wanders in scratching head*

Hey guys......I lost a couple of Trident D-5s a couple of days ago. Has anyone seen them?

Dirbetium? You seen em?

:lol:

Wow! It is getting interesting, now if i only had some popcorn...Pain and Misery can I have some?

*Wanders in scratching head*

Hey guys......I lost a couple of Trident D-5s a couple of days ago. Has anyone seen them?

Dirbetium? You seen em?

:lol:
what us a trident D-5

Wow! It is getting interesting, now if i only had some popcorn...Pain and Misery can I have some?take all you want

Maybe a submarine with really big guns? Or maybe a space ship with really big guns?

EDIT-Thanks, now let's get that couch *moves couch and sits on it*

why are you making fun of me?

becausse you are selling SNIPER NUKES AT 5 DAYS OLD>!!!!

Not too mention that planet that creates nukes every minute? And those super-powerful weapons?

Not too mention that planet that creates nukes every minute? And those super-powerful weapons?LOL

and his "goog" teachers

Lissen, duz any1 want 1

why are you making fun of me?
I hereby banish you to NS forum. godmodding n00bs are not welcome in II. :x

He acyually did that, the super-powerful guns one he posted as soon as he was made and the nukes like 2 days after that.

EDIT- and his "goog" teachers I loved that

who wants to nuke the hell out of him??

I do, do wait i forgot he's already a hot pile of ash *Touches ash* Nope it cooled down!

He acyually did that, the super-powerful guns one he posted as soon as he was made and the nukes like 2 days after that.

EDIT- and his "goog" teachers I loved that
2 trillion rounds per minute. :D LOL

You can't nuke me. It isn't fair.

You can't nuke me. It isn't fair.And I care, WHY???

And the missle that went 5,000 machs crazy. Oh and you already have nukes *wink, wink* Try reading ALL those stickies too before we nuke you.

no. it is fair. think about stuff before you make it. do some research, etcetera

And the missle that went 5,000 machs crazy. Oh and you already have nukes *wink, wink* Try reading ALL those stickies too before we nuke you. Thats it. Im sick of you two. *Dirbetium's new planet lauches 300 nukes at each nation!*

And the missle that went 5,000 machs crazy. Oh and you already have nukes *wink, wink* Try reading ALL those stickies too before we nuke you. Thats it. Im sick of you two. *Dirbetium's new planet lauches 300 nukes at each nation!*

*dirbetium lauches 300 nukes at pain and misery and kurlej*

*Wanders in scratching head*

Hey guys......I lost a couple of Trident D-5s a couple of days ago. Has anyone seen them?

Dirbetium? You seen em?

:lol:
what us a trident D-5

Trident D-5 = Submarine-launched ballistic missile tipped with 5 thermonuclear MIRV warheads....if you recall I nailed you with them in the "n00k planet" thread.

Therefore, you are a crater.

*dirbetium lauches 300 nukes at pain and misery and kurlej*The nukes bouce off of pain and misery and he has his space nave drop 500 nukes on him. THe end.

* Ignore *

Im telling the mods.!!!

Im telling the mods.!!!fine, go ahead. Im gonna leave now. Im getting tired of this. Besides, Ive gotta do work. Bye all.

* Ignore * and our Trident Destroyer (bought from Klonor) fires on him.
You can't ignore someone and fire on them, dolthead. Ignoring him means no RPing or making IC comments on them.

I don't know if it's already written here but:
A Nuke is working by pressing AT LEAST 50 Kilos of Plutonium to a ball. By doing this one of the Neutrons, flying around in the air hits a Plutonium Atom and blows it up into 2 Uranatoms (was it Uran? Not sure; no matter) The point is: this reaction (Plutonium+Neutron-->2 Uran) has another
+ at the end. More Neutrons! And at the critical size of a plutoniumball it produces a chain of reactions. And the critical size is 'bout 50 Kilos! So the idea of a 'mininuke' would only work if you could put 50 kilos of plutonium into a bullet AND leave some space between them (bout a meter) so it doesn't explode at once. So you'd had at least a 1 meter long bullet... Wow
Don't ask me why I know all this stuff :P