NationStates Jolt Archive

The Holy Druzian Prince has announced that he will return to the Druze and Allawi after spending many years in exile in the Island of Froktue.

The Holy Druzian Prince shall spearhead a movement to return to a democratic form of Government in Druze and Allawi and to free it from the Oppressive regimes of the occupiers.

The people of Druze and Allawi have formed the People's Alliance for Democracy to support the Prince's return.

May the Holy Druzian Prince prevail!

You really have to stop doing this. I'm half-tempted to shoot your prince down with a pighter.
(Pun on "Fighter")

If the Prince becomes a syphilitic madman like his father he can expect his country razed down to the bedrock...again. If not, things should be fine.
Wishing the best of luck to his highness's continued sanity,
B. Wetherwick, Minor Flunky, RB Diplomatic Corps

Oh yes, I remember Druzians declaring war and going nuts.

Hey, some of the most glorious Rulers in history have been syphilitic madmen....how dare you insult the likes of Eric the Red and ivan the terrible.
That is simply bigotry against hedonistic royalty, and considering that most royalty gain far more training and better upbringing then so called politicians to lead a nation, even an inbred Syphilitic madman scarred by smallpox would be better in most cases!!!!!!!
So we ask that you desist your slander of Syphilitic nobility as it is a baseless accusation that they are any worse then a greed filled businessman turned president-prime minister-Director-chairmen

++ Pakled Computer Search ++

Inquiry: "Druze"

Result: Druze is not a softdrink. Maybe they are smart and can make our ship go.

Tanelorne we *are* a monarchy. we just don't let foaming degenerates near the throne. Unlike the Druze, we have some feeling of duty to our citizenry.
His Most Glorious Militaristic Majesty
Matthew XI

OOC rofl @ syphilitic madmen counter argument :P