_Uruk_ prepares for war against SouthPacific
They have insulted our President and our nation.
We are now boycotting all potatoes, yams, and bananas grown in the SouthPacific.
And I have ordered my troops to war status. We are preparing to attack SouthPacific troops in _Kish if the SP carries out its threat of attacking Uruk.
Your president stinks and you all need to take baths.
And I insist that you halt subsidies for your agriculture sector. Until you do, we will not buy your unfairly produced produce.
YOur mobilization is a threat to my troops in Kish. Stand down or face a full scale military attack.
In retaliation for Uruk's boycott, we are now boycotting all cars, computers, tires, shoes, clothes and toys that are made in Uruk.
Cause we know they use child slave labor.
Your president stinks and you all need to take baths.
And I insist that you halt subsidies for your agriculture sector. Until you do, we will not buy your unfairly produced produce.
YOur mobilization is a threat to my troops in Kish. Stand down or face a full scale military attack.
In retaliation for Uruk's boycott, we are now boycotting all cars, computers, tires, shoes, clothes and toys that are made in Uruk.
Cause we know they use child slave labor.
Slander. Take it back or we retaliate with military force.
A slight shooting skirmish between Urukian and SouthPacific troops has occured along the Kish/Uruk border.
The position of Uruk is that the whole incident is SouthPacific's fault.
3 inocent urukians were brutally murdered by the evil southpacific.
you have fun playing with yourself?