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This telegram was recieved by the nation of Geforce4:

The Dictatorship of Geforce4
Received: 12 minutes ago: greetings, me and my allies demand 50% of which you make from military arms export, if you refuse you will suffer heavy consequences, if you pay us you will be protected by the TGB alliance.

we are waiting for a reply.


Credonia response:
You dare threaten in an attempt to blackmail Credonia, HAH. ASK and we may just share 45% of all profits with you, so long as you protect us. Otherwise NO. And dont make me bring Credonias allies into this.


The nation of Credonia will NOT tolerate any type of method of blackmail from other nations in order to serve self interests. To Geforce4, take any measures to destroy us and we will sertanly smite you down with our military and with our allies military. You have picked the wrong nation to mess with.

check telegrams.

*Applauds, cheers*
Way to show some spine, buddy! Now if i could find an SSD lying around somwhere to blow the sucker off the map...

Gforce4! i am shocked! to think that i once admired you!


such LOW tatics! :evil:

Gforce4! i am shocked! to think that i once admired you!


such LOW tatics! :evil:


Boo frickin' hoo and cry me a river of tears :roll:

your TRYING to blackmail another country! that is so low! :x

i know one thing, i would NEVER pay you ANYTHING! never! even IF you Black mail me! :x

Actually Geforce4, i want to know EXACTLY wat you will do should we refuse to go through with this.

your TRYING to blackmail another country! that is so low! :x

The United States of Credonia
Received: 8 minutes ago
fine, but try to black mail us again and you shall pay, we will not tolerate it



45% it is :mrgreen:

your still low, lower then heck! :evil:

Actually Geforce4, i want to know EXACTLY wat you will do should we refuse to go through with this.



TGB will turn your nation into a Gulag :roll: .

Credonia retracts its statement from the telegram, we wont make a decision until congress meets and makes a decision on this matter.. We shall get back with you soon.

Credonia retracts its statement from the telegram, we wont make a decision until congress meets and makes a decision on this matter.. We shall get back with you soon.


No, 45% or i will make an example out of you,
5 carrier battle groups are mobilizing, they will be stationed 2500 km from the nation of Credonia and await for the "decision". :twisted:
http://www.naval-technology.com/projects/kuznetsov/images/kuz5.jpg
http://www.naval-technology.com/projects/kirov/images/1144_4.jpg

The Imperator of Edolia sits in his office, studying the reports. "Bastards."
"Yes sir." Erik von Blatterschplitt's military aide nodded. I'm not sure what there really is to do about it though sir."
"Our fleet engaged in wargames off the coast of Credonia that I had relocated... How far has it gone?"
"About 200 kilometers sir. Not far."
"I don't think that Lipvinity will have too many submarines in their water. Ours won't be needed. Tell the 6 Lavernias and 12 Nanakis to return to Credonian waters. Send a telegram to their leaders. Geforce won't be expecting hostile subs of this kind of technological advancementin the area..."

Lavernia class submarines are fast, stealthy attack submarines that are ideal raiders. Nanakis can deploy a variety of heavy long-range firepower including anti-ship missiles or nuclear warheads.

In the meantime, another force of 16 Lavernia class attack submarines are being dispatched from Edolia to supplement the submarine fleet.

Edolia, take a look at the TGB members list and consider the consequences:
In bold are over 1 billion pop
Ardor
Xerlox
Geforce4
Johnistan
Dark Terror
Belem
TROUSRS
Artitsa
Free Rumania
Augusgrad
Layarteb

alright, looks like they arent listening to us, lets make an example of him
"Da Kapitan!"
launch couple of AS-19 nuclear tipped [400 kiloton] Koala missiles at his random civillian and military targets,, and then lets scram!
"but Captain! "
SHUT UP! do as i say or you and your family will be dead or spend the rest of your life working until you die in the gulags! now do as i say!
"Da kapitan..."

http://www.emergency.com/Tomahawk.jpg

The Gulag Bunch has decided to make an example out of Cerdonia! Maybe other nations will be less defiant now.

What is the TGB? And how do you join? And why are you trying to get Credonia's profits?

OOC post out of curiousity.

alright, looks like they arent listening to us, lets make an example of him
"Da Kapitan!"
launch couple of AS-19 nuclear tipped [400 kiloton] Koala missiles at his random civillian and military targets,, and then lets scram!
"but Captain! "
SHUT UP! do as i say or you and your family will be dead or spend the rest of your life working until you die in the gulags! now do as i say!
"Da kapitan..."

http://www.emergency.com/Tomahawk.jpg

Starting a war off with nukes? :?

What is the TGB? And how do you join? And why are you trying to get Credonia's profits?

OOC post out of curiousity.The Gulag Bunch. We take commies and make big gulags out of them, hence our name. We also bully around more annoying countries.

Join by TMing me, geforce4, or Free Rumania.

bad day for Credonia

Hmmm...I might consider it. Commies suck and annoying countries are, well, annoying...LoL

alright, looks like they arent listening to us, lets make an example of him
"Da Kapitan!"
launch couple of AS-19 nuclear tipped [400 kiloton] Koala missiles at his random civillian and military targets,, and then lets scram!
"but Captain! "
SHUT UP! do as i say or you and your family will be dead or spend the rest of your life working until you die in the gulags! now do as i say!
"Da kapitan..."

http://www.emergency.com/Tomahawk.jpg

Starting a war off with nukes? :?Hey, everything on II boards becomes either:
A. n00kfest
B. ignorefest
C. both
Why not start it off with one of those?

Hmmm...I might consider it. Commies suck and annoying countries are, well, annoying...LoL
If you become interested, feel free to TM me.

Volstik-lol

correction, VERY bad day for credonia

Oh, but why be ordinary? Why not start a trend of actual RPing? Its so much more fun blockading countries and letting the population slowly starve until they either overthrow the government or the government officials starve to death and bow to your wishes. Not to mention the psychological effects...

OOC:
*gets some popcorn and watches the nuclear fireworks with light/UV-filtering goggles*

Oh, but why be ordinary? Why not start a trend of actual RPing? Its so much more fun blockading countries and letting the population slowly starve until they either overthrow the government or the government officials starve to death and bow to your wishes. Not to mention the psychological effects...Thats what I do, xerlox and geforce4 beg to differ.

Considering what to do... Nuke Gefore or not...? Is Credonia worth it really? No. A nuclear war between Edolia and TGB would end in the destruction of all sides which is not in the interests of any involved. Thus, Edolian Garuda class hypersoar bombers will remain on standby and teams of radiation specialists are being dispatched to help in clean-up operations.

http://www.angelfire.com/ult/edoliapics/HypersoarEdolia.JPG

<<OOC: This was really just an opportunity for me to put that image up. :)>>

Geforce, got any Almaz sattelites ready to blow it right back down?
(oh yeah BTW geforce is klamath. He has something like 8k ICBMs of SS-25 alone)

Oh, but why be ordinary? Why not start a trend of actual RPing? Its so much more fun blockading countries and letting the population slowly starve until they either overthrow the government or the government officials starve to death and bow to your wishes. Not to mention the psychological effects...Thats what I do, xerlox and geforce4 beg to differ.

Oh well, to each his own, I suppose. I shall think of joining and let you know at a later date. It seems interesting and will get me involved in more war RP's (something I've been wanting to do).

In the end nuking them is more humane then what the Xerloxian army would do.

(imagine the scenes across germany as the red army rolled in, but about 10x more brutal)

Credonias ABM missile defence systems destroy each missile aimed at civilian and military targets. President Sutton orders all 410 NUCLEAR MISSILE UNITS to DEFCON 1, All units current units currently stationed around Gibraltar are currently returning to Credonia

AS-19 Koalas are cruise missiles. They go mach 4, too.

the ones I sell go mach 5 and have 2 warheads

Credonias ABM missile defence systems destroy each missile aimed at civilian and military targets. President Sutton orders all 410 NUCLEAR MISSILE UNITS to DEFCON 1, All units current units currently stationed around Gibraltar are currently returning to Credonia

your a tiny 56 million nation, you dont have all that. :roll:

Credonias ABM missile defence systems destroy each missile aimed at civilian and military targets. President Sutton orders all 410 NUCLEAR MISSILE UNITS to DEFCON 1, All units current units currently stationed around Gibraltar are currently returning to Credonia

You couldn't shoot down each and every one.

An October nation with 410 nuclear missile units?

Now I see why you all attacked him GeForce4...godmodders suck.

lol, were part WMNK part warmonerers.

WMNK?

WMNK?It fell apart june 3 or so.
War Mongering N00b Killer.
It cratered annoying n00bs like no tommorow.

Ohhh...too bad it fell apart

not all nuclear, a good portion of them are, and no it is possible, thanks to some very generous nations, yes we do have an ABM system we bought it not to long ago, need i provide the link or it, it was rather cheap

"Red1 to Blue1"
"Blue1 in position"
"Blue1 commence operation "FISH" on my go"
"Roger Red1"
*30 minutes later in all of your command centers"
THUMP..
THUMP...
THUMP....
"GO GO GO! LOCK AND LOAD"
AHhhh....
NOOOO...
OUCH!
ahh..
NOT A FISH!! NOOooo.......
...AHHH....
....THE HORROR!..
*dust settles a few minutes later*
"Blue1 what is your status"
"Everyone has been successfully slapped with wet salmon. Mission accomplished"
"Roger, prepare for evac."
*** next day at debrief ***
"Well, mission was a success. Any comments?"
"Yes"
"Go ahead"
"Sir, with all due respect, what the hell did we just do? We didn't kill any of them, and I doubt tha.."
"WHAT DID WE DO? It is simple, quick, and very painful. We slapped them all with wet fish."
"What for?"
"Because its funny"
"Won't that only hurt the situation?"
"Yep, thats the idea"
"Sir, how did you become a General?"
"Do you really want to know?"

((Credonia you shouldn't even have ABM defences at this age))

Artitsa is deploying 4 Carrier Battlegroups to assist Geforce4, its ally.

not all nuclear, a good portion of them are, and no it is possible, thanks to some very generous nations, yes we do have an ABM system we bought it not to long ago, need i provide the link or it, it was rather cheap

If its cheap then how do you think it shot down all of the missiles? And no, you cannot afford to keep up all that many nuclear weapons...sorry, but you just can't. Its laws of economics.

lol, were part WMNK part warmonerers.

Except for the fact that you are a war-mongering n00b, Dark terror.

Is the TGB looked badly upon by the int'l community? I've not heard of it before (I've only heard of individual mentions of gulags, etc).

Is the TGB looked badly upon by the int'l community? I've not heard of it before (I've only heard of individual mentions of gulags, etc).Were new. And big warmongerers. even if we kill off some n00bs.

Dark Terror, check TG's.

Dark Terror, check TG's.
I replied.

Department of Foreign Relations:

Why can't we all just... get along?

I agree, this war should end. There have been enough casualities already. Nukes really should be banned....
Anyhow any powerful nations wanna sell me some ICBM nukes? :)

I am ultimately terrified...

DT i replied as well...

Is this the best that gforce and DT can come up with?

Try that blackmail on nations a little larger......