NationStates Jolt Archive


Ah yes and the defense department....

Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 15:50
Good day to you,

I am looking into purchasing some outside weapons for my nations defense department. Not anything on Invasion scale or anything. Just some High quality weaponry that I might be able to come by a a fair price.


- United Socialist States Of Chochezkoo.
Central Facehuggeria
02-11-2003, 15:54
Future tech (lasers and such?)

If so, I can offer you Powered Armor (with a mounting point for large weapons such as the browning m2, or our own gattling laser) Personal armor (perfect for nations on a budget), gattling lasers that can be mounted on aircraft, tanks, tripods, or on our power armor, and a laser sniper rifle.

Personal Miniguns coming soon!

All our equipment comes with a lifetime warrenty. So long as the owner doesn't do something stupid with the equipment, like replacing the gattling laser's battery with a pair of D sized batteries, etc.
Xerlox
02-11-2003, 15:55
Some good aircraft:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=56577&highlight=
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 16:03
Xerlox, You would not happen to have any A-10 Warthogs , Would you?
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 16:15
If not then I think I will Purchase

5 Mig-45s= 225 million to be payed upon arrival
10 MI-28R Chipmunk= 150 million to be payed upon arrival

I might make another purchase later on
Xerlox
02-11-2003, 16:16
sorry no A-10's but your order is confirmed
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 16:26
"Sorry timmy, You will not be getting you a pony for Christmas, Because we spent the money on Helicopters"

- Chochezkoo
The Belmore Family
02-11-2003, 16:28
"Sorry timmy, You will not be getting you a pony for Christmas, Because we spent the money on Helicopters"

- Chochezkoo
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Here have a free Belmorian Pony
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 16:29
I accept your Nations Gift with the highest Honor
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 16:29
I accept your Nations Gift with the highest Honor
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 16:29
sorry about the double post
02-11-2003, 16:33
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Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 16:36
Chochezkoo is not in the position,nor interested in the purchase of Biological weapons of any type.

Thank you for your offering of a deal but no thank you
Seversky
02-11-2003, 16:43
In the aircraft department:

JAS 39M Gripens @ 7million USD each.
UH-1Ns @ 1 million USD each
Kiowa Warriors @ 1 million USD each.
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 19:30
I've already got aircraft, I guess all I need now are smallarms, Armor and Naval forces.
Super American VX Man
02-11-2003, 19:33
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/toxicvalley/images/synteclogo.JPG (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82528&highlight=ddars)
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 19:38
Thank you for your offer, and I might look into those weapons in the future Chochezkoo is not in the position to make any of those purchases.
Super American VX Man
02-11-2003, 19:39
You checked the link with that same logo, right?
Big Long Now
02-11-2003, 19:47
Our nation can supply your nation with biological weapons beautifully hand crafted by our native people.
We are offering anthrax bombs, these short range missiles have a range of 400 miles, on impact will deliver the deadly antrax virus to all living organisms within a 10 mile radius of impact site. our price a measley 500,000 USD each, if you buy 10 or more we will give you a discount.

Electro-Magnetic inter-continental missiles, these well ranged weapons will effectivly put a stop to your enemies from using any electronic devices, this missile will upon impact, cause an electro-magnetic disturbance in a 25 mile radius, effectivly knocking out all communication, and electronic devices. price for these missiles will cost 600,000 USD

Also for sale, one of our newest weapons, the Black Plague Bomb, we created this short range missile to be one of the nastiest of unconventional weapons its warhead contains 1 ton of fecal based Black Plague virus, this missile has a range of 600 miles and will immediately effect an area of a 5 mile radius at point of impact, however, every hour the radius of its effect will grow another 5-10 miles. WARNING there is no cure for this virus, the only way to stop the ever growing ring of black death is to burn all affected areas completely, these we will sell for 1 million USD.


JOHN CRAPPER
President of Turd burgeling
Minister of Defence
Founder of Genetic Weaponry
Atty at Law.
CPA
BMF

I think your nation is too young to have these types of weapons
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 19:50
Yep.
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 19:51
Thats why I said I was not in the position of buying them
02-11-2003, 19:52
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=65636

Small Arms ^^^^
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 20:18
Choxhezkoo would like to purchase 1,000SAR-21 Assault rifles, 2,000 Glock 18 Pistols, and 200 Benelli M3T Shotguns.

Chochezkoo can manufacture its own ammunition

I hope they work, Because our poor will not be receiving welfare after this
02-11-2003, 20:19
Order confirmed.
Chochezkoo
02-11-2003, 20:56
I believe that Wraps up my countrys' Defense spending for today, so I bid you all a farewell.