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I declare waar on The Republic of New Democrats; your ass is mine bitch :twisted:

you need to state a reason as to WHY your going to war

War Department

After hearing the declaration of war on a region in the confederacy, you will be crushed mercilessly. Our entire force of 2.1 million troops as well as our first, second, third and fourth armoured division.

Currently, our B-84 Bombers are arriving over your borders and have dropped 31 tonnes of high explosive and incinidery weaponry. That is all.

I declare waar on The Republic of New Democrats; your ass is mine bitch :twisted:I really, REALLY wish there was a way to keep n00bs from doing stuff like this... >_<

I declare waar on The Republic of New Democrats; your ass is mine bitch :twisted:I really, REALLY wish there was a way to keep n00bs from doing stuff like this... >_<

heh well theres only one real way to shut em up, and thats to invade and conquer

We wish you all the best in your new relationship with The Republic of New Democrats. Although some of our finest scholars are yet to determine exactly what a state of "waar" is, we presume it to be a mutually beneficial state of affairs.

War Department

After hearing the declaration of war on a region in the confederacy, you will be crushed mercilessly. Our entire force of 2.1 million troops as well as our first, second, third and fourth armoured division.

Currently, our B-84 Bombers are arriving over your borders and have dropped 31 tonnes of high explosive and incinidery weaponry. That is all.sorry god modd.

War Department

After hearing the declaration of war on a region in the confederacy, you will be crushed mercilessly. Our entire force of 2.1 million troops as well as our first, second, third and fourth armoured division.

Currently, our B-84 Bombers are arriving over your borders and have dropped 31 tonnes of high explosive and incinidery weaponry. That is all.

Watches as the Atlantic Region's economy implodes in on itself and disappears in a brilliant flash of light.

Personal Statement from Premier Bomfy

"That was f**king awesome."

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Premier Bomfy
People's Republic of Aequatio

Here, this should help you out. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=69130&highlight=)

War Department

After hearing the declaration of war on a region in the confederacy, you will be crushed mercilessly. Our entire force of 2.1 million troops as well as our first, second, third and fourth armoured division.

Currently, our B-84 Bombers are arriving over your borders and have dropped 31 tonnes of high explosive and incinidery weaponry. That is all.sorry god modd.((OOC: Actually, if he's deploying his ENTIRE force and it's 5% of his nation's troops, then it isn't.

Speaking of which...))
IC: Upon hearing reports that the nation of The Atlantic Region was deploying its entire military to attack, the leadership of the Resi Corporation has determined the potentate(s) of TAR to be unfit to rule. As such, we have sent 2 million soldiers to re-claim the nation as a protectorate of the Resi Corporation, and to dethrone this obviously insane ruler. We shall prevail over the forces of stupidity. End communicato.

1000 spaceplanes full of 20,000 robotic soldiers each fall out of orbit over the nation of The Atlantic Region, and begin to enter the atmosphere. Additionally, 200 spaceplanes filled with two FARQs each, 50 spaceplanes filled with three BPS each, and 5 Prota Raven Units come down to earth with the force of soldiers. The company is approximately 5,000 feet above TAR.

Here, this should help you out. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=69130&highlight=)

We'd like to thank you, now Premier Bomfy is in the hospital for a busted gut for laughing so hard. We expect at least a get well card from your government.

We will send Derek himself!

yawn... noobs cause to much trouble.

Why is it so enjoyable for some to talk about blowing each other up and imagine it. Go join the military and go with the other idiots that had no future except doing exactly that, blowing things up.

I send four nuclear bombs crashing into earth from all Cardinal directions to blow your asses off. Now the war is over and you can all shut you pie holes. I personally like peach or cherry, boisenberry is just the sickest. What about y'all.

OOC: Some of you may not know this. The Confederacy of the Atlantic Region is a "country" that represents all countries in The New Found Land (my region). 2 million troops from a population of about 70 odd million..not quite "godmoding" now is it?

Also, this is my buddies country, he's probably doing this for a laugh, he's letting me take his country so he's trying to go out in a bang..not a bright kid.

OOC: Some of you may not know this. The Confederacy of the Atlantic Region is a "country" that represents all countries in The New Found Land (my region). 2 million troops from a population of about 70 odd million..not quite "godmoding" now is it?

Also, this is my buddies country, he's probably doing this for a laugh, he's letting me take his country so he's trying to go out in a bang..not a bright kid.((OOC: Well yeah, you usually tell someone if your nation represents a region. Otherwise they go off and attack you like I did, and no one wants that. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll rescind the attack and repremand you for not telling us.

And yes, I was just reading a dictionary. :wink: ))

ooc: was it just me or did i miss the memo about a change in the spelling of the word "war" to "waar"? did i miss that one? damm. come one guys, i feel out of the loop. by the way, there are a few good n00b nations out there, i just love it though when the first post is a war cry.

"Geordi, what is waar?"
"He meant to type 'war' not 'waar' you morons."
"Oh. Geordi, you are smart."
"Yes I am. Now make me a coffee you dunce. And stop putting WD-40 in it!"

I had a war a week ago, and it was successful only becasue I was a part of a large coalition, and managed to buy a battleship before it broke out.