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During a confrence in the Octagon about military expansion President Kurlej was shot. Medics were scrambled after President Kurlej was shot in the stomach. He is now in the High Official Hospital in CRITICAL condition. As of now Vice President Mia Fang has tooken over the office as of now.

Some Reporter

We are sorry to hear this, and we hope that your President fully recovers.

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-Sam Harringer
Official Aid of the Führer

Do you know why he was shot? Or by Whom?

Thank you. For the first time our president talked. "White light" Though we don't think thats good :( . As of now we don't but we are investigating the cause. We will keep you posted.

Dr. Tom

Hairy Bacon offers its sympathy, and wishes to inform you that many of its citizens are hoping for President Kurlej to make a full recovery.

Apparently we caught one of the criminals. http://www.wtam.com/images/caption%20past/criminal.jpg He says he is part of TGAK (terroist group) And thank you Hairy Bacon

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Trips through the Phoenix Machine
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Designation: Healing (Immortality)
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 1 in
Size: 8 ft x 3 ft x 4 ft
Max. Troop Compacity: 1 (subject)
Specs: It should be noted that we are not actually selling the machine, but rather trips through it. The Phoenix Machine allows a prominent member of soceity to gain another lifetime by having their original body decomposed by nanomachines that promptlyt build them a new body. This body can be whatever form the host would like, it could even be of a different gender or spieces. As this is obviously a very useful (and sought-after) process, it has a very high price tag.
Cost: $1,000,000,000

And how long will it take to be reformed?

The above process would discard President Kurlej's old damaged body in favor of a new, undamaged model.

And how long will it take to be reformed?About one second. Pretty good, eh? :)

*Doctors talking about the Phoenix(sp?) Machine* "As President Kurlej's life and age is coming close to the end we will be giving the money. Here is what he should be made into:
Age-40
Gender-Male
Species-Homo Sapien(sp?)
Eye Color-Black
Hair Color-Brown.
Money is wired and President Kurlej is being put on the strecther(sp?) and being rushed through the hospital."

The room with the Phoenix machine awaits, and its operator is standing by. She hastily opens the machine and helps the president in.

((what skin color do you want him to be?))

(White) "Get him in there quick!" yells the nurse.

(White) "Get him in there quick!" yells the nurse.The attendant shuts the door to the machine and a bright light flashes. When it dissapates, the President's new face could be seen through the glass in the machine. The hatch opened, and the President (still unconcous) was removed. The attendant bids the government officials on their way, and counts the money, whistling to herself.

As a tip to the nurse/s they get 25 million dollars. Vice President Mia fang is now removed from the office as the president slowly regains concous slowly but surely.

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OOC-could you at least say congrats. :roll: