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The Core City Times

AP-The Republic of Coreworld's Science and Technology department has recently announced that it will soon unveil a new technology, similar to the weapons found in the Star Wars movies. With the help of the Department of Defense, this technology is to soon be employed in all types of weaponry, from rifles to aircraft cannons. Based upon the laser tech that the Jedi have brought with them, this technology will be called the blaster (:P), and will soon make bullets obsolete. We will soon open shop for this technology, but it is still a few years away. This final stretch is expected to cost 10 billion credits over the next three years (OOC: I have 3 puppets to help). Once it is finished, we will start mass-producing blaster rifles and pistols for anyone interested. Pre-Order now, and get a 20% discount when the weapons are produced!

500 million dollars donated and pre-ordered.

The Five Civilized Nations donate US$100 billion to the project, all proceeds coming from the sale of a Ra Cailum battleship...

we already have weapons like these, GL to your research :wink:

you know he only needed 10 billion dollars.

We thank you for your help, FCN, but we don't need much, and will put the extra $99 billion into a worldwide children's fund.

More news:
The Jedi Children's fund, thanks to Five Civilized Nations, has now been set up, and will be given out to all orphans, ruffians and poor kids in third world nations. Stay tuned to CWNN for further developments.

((We could just give you the technology for free if you wanted. We're fine with that))

The nation of Ssakura will purchase 5 of these blasters for comparison against their own c-x Series. The money has been wired.

Ssakura, we're still researching the blasters, and as such have no price, but your pre-order is noted.

What? YOU'RE RESEARCHING WHAT????

[Runs around in circles while ripping hair out. Returns to voice his opinion after setting several nearby objects on fire.]

Perhaps I'd like to ask why. They have no range, and no firepower.

Meh.

LOL, Mushroomus. That's what the research is for!!! *Puts out fires with TKed water.*

We announce that only 2 2/3 years are left before we can mass-produce the blasters. We thank you for your pre-orders and help.

1 year to go! Expect a storefront to open soon!