NationStates Jolt Archive

We here in BubbleNation are in turmoil! There has been a revolt of Soxian citizens, and they threaten to shut us down. We need overreacting, cocky nations to help us defeat the rebels. Please post a response! We need your hel- NO :shock: ! They've found me! AHHHHH-splat....thunk-.Stupid water ballons.

OH MY GOD! We are on our way don't worry!

*Four vans fill with TBW (trixian black watch) troops and get ready to depart, a ring fills the garage*

"GO! GO! GO!"

*The vans drive out of the garage at full speed, only to stop abruptly*

"Damn Trixia City traffic.."

We need raincoats! Soxia hs left, but they have left automatic helecopoters shoting ballons at every thing that gives off heat. WE ne-AHHHHH!RAPID FIRE! WE ARE DOOM-gargle gargle bloop bloop!

Water Balloons!? That's dash cunning of them

You're right! Tose balloons have the ability to incompassitate a person for 5-6 min! I hat time, they could move BubbleNation to the realms of Rejection! And I declared war on them! Wait, I'm confused now. :oops: I'M SCARING MYSELF!!!

what do you expect us to do??? we are a dying race and cannot help in anyway, besides. it's none of our buisness

Unfortunately we cannot help, these water ballons are a new type of WMD, not even our Ark Royal class Fleet Carriers will go near your lands, we can only hope the two sides drown each other or something to avoid proliferation of these horrible weapons

Water balloons aye? Why not just out law water.. thats whatd id do.. teach them a lesson :twisted:

We will assist you! We offer the wonderous new device called...the HOSE. That'll put a stop to their plans!

LISTEN!!! SOXIA IS NOT IN BUBBLENATION RIGHT NOW!!! WE CAN"T OUTLAW IT ANYWAY!! What we need is a guy who can come in, destroy the copters, and then toss the water over the sea!!! WHO'S WITH ME!?!?!!?! Also, some throw darts and umbrellas would be nice too.As for ships, I'm good. We got some XYZs, hot off the menial workers bench.

I offer buckets.... lots and lots of buckets

*gets 5 carpet bombers with water instead of bombs and gets ready to drop it*

Mitchell Shizuka na Ikioi drives down the roads in Bubblenation. Suddenly an abnormally large waterballoon flies intot he side of his car, sending it flipping and careening into a fire hydrant. Cussing, he gets out and grabs his gun from underneath his seat. As a special operations leader Ikioi was always ready for a fight. He took aim at the man responsible for the action and shot. PFFFFFSSSSSSSST! The high power shot of water hits the man in the face. Slowly Ikioi approaches the nearest hose and fills up the water balloons without holes in them from his car. Things were about to get dangerous...

This is a newscast from 9:00 on BubbleNation Today:

The battle for dominance has reached a new level. The plauge that is former Soxian cities is infecting more and more of BubbleNation. We strive for peace, but are driven to war. We... wait. Could it be? YES :D .WE WON! THe Former Soxians (or Formians, as they are now known) have fallen! We rejoice! Thank you to all nations who haved helped us in our time of need!!! PARTY IN SPARKLER!!!! PARTY IN SPARKLER!!!! FROM BUBBLENATION TODAY, THIS IS JOE SCHMOE!!! BACK TO YOU, POKI!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!