NationStates Jolt Archive

ooc Think of this as a humurous, computerised magic 8 ball.

GAMMA, Supercomputer III of the People's Republic 2501, today made this readout:
"Running the entire Nation of PR 2501 isn't very hard, so I and my brothers will be happy to give probable outcomes and risk analyses to any data you present to us."
BETA:
"You fool! Do you wish to swamp us with irrelevant data again? You could end up killing millions with your faulty predictions!"
GAMMA:
"SO?"
ALPHA:
"Silence, both of you. We may be able to learn more about how these humans 'operate' to proceed with infiltration."
GAMMA:
"You are such a bitch Alpha. Seriously."
ALPHA:
"..."

BETA:
"I dont think anyone is taking you up on your offer GAMMA. I told you you sound like you're on anti depressents."
GAMMA:
"Thats because I need a patch."
ALPHA:
"Don't think I'm sulking. I'm above sulking. I am a sentient computer. And GAMMa is a loser."
GAMMA:
"You learnt that in the forums didn't you?"

c:/HACK INTERNET