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The perfect air attack foundation for upstart nations or long-time superpowers looking to re-enforce their presence in the sky, the Armed Republic of Rianisis offers a limited supply of B-52 and F-16 after a recent strategic upgrade. WARRANTY INCLUDED - NEVER BEEN USED!!!

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B-52 Strato-fortress

Speed: 650 miles per hour (Mach 0.86)
Ceiling: 50,000 feet (15,151.5 meters)
Weight: Approximately 185,000 pounds empty (83,250 kilograms)
Maximum Takeoff Weight: 488,000 pounds (219,600 kilograms)
Range: Unrefueled 8,800 miles (7,652 nautical miles)
Armament: Approximately 70,000 pounds (31,500 kilograms) mixed ordnance -- bombs, mines and missiles.

30,000,000 each. Minumum order of 10 300 available


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F-16 Fighting Falcon

Speed 1,500 mph (Mach 2 at altitude)
Ceiling Above 50,000 feet (15 kilometers)
Maximum Takeoff Weight 37,500 pounds (16,875 kilograms)
Combat Radius [F-16C] • 740 nm (1,370 km) w/
2 2,000-lb bombs + 2 AIM-9 + 1,040 US gal external tanks
• 340 nm (630 km) w/
4 2,000-lb bombs + 2 AIM-9 + 340 US gal external tanks
• 200 nm (370 km) + 2 hr 10 min patrol
w/ 2 AIM-7 + 2 AIM-9 + 1,040 US gal external tanks
Range Over 2,100 nm (2,425 mi; 3,900 km)
Armament One M-61A1 20mm multibarrel cannon with 500 rounds; external stations can carry up to six air-to-air missiles, conventional air-to-air and air-to-surface munitions and electronic countermeasure pods.

25,000,000 each. Minimum order of 20 1200 available

Expect shipment to arrive within 3 weeks. Please do your own math.

30 f-16 figthers pleez.

750,000,000 price sent thru our country's bank to you

thanks

Lol only $6 million for B-52s. I mean i sell them for pretty low but thats pretty rediculous.

Thanks for the business.
-order confirmed-

ONLY 1170 F-16 REMAINING!

Lol only $6 million for B-52s. I mean i sell them for pretty low but thats pretty rediculous.

Bargain Basement prices, honorable USAF! :wink: (I looked up the current value for B-52's on the net and that's what I found *shrugs*)

Lol only $6 million for B-52s. I mean i sell them for pretty low but thats pretty rediculous.

Bargain Basement prices, honorable USAF! :wink: (I looked up the current value for B-52's on the net and that's what I found *shrugs*)
$6 million is more like the price in 1962, rather than 2002.

Don't forget inflation.

Ah...thanks Omz222! I'll fix it.

They were probly worth $6million in the 1950's when they were first built. then again a movie was 5 cents and a news paper was a penny !!
Anything under 30 mil is just impossible unless they are used, and almost ready for the scrap heap.

They were probly worth $6million in the 1950's when they were first built. then again a movie was 5 cents and a news paper was a penny !!
Anything under 30 mil is just impossible unless they are used, and almost ready for the scrap heap.

LOL...Duly Noted USAF! Thank you for the learnin'

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25 B-52s, my good man.

Total should come to $750 million.

500 F-16s and 82 B-52s please.

Should total at $14960Million USD

Holy Pissing Freedom Monkeys! B-52s for $30,000,000?!

We would like to purchase:

(50) B-52 Bombers ($1,500,000,000)

TOTAL: $1,500,000,000

::$1,500,000,000 WIRED::

Done and done. Nice doing business with you!

250 B-52's remaining

(OOC: 'holy pissing freedom monkeys' :D )

25 B-52s, my good man.

Total should come to $750 million.

Rianisian orphans everywhere appreciate your business. Order Confirmed.

225 B-52'S remaining

20 B-52s for 600 million credits, please, and we'll throw in an extra half billion from our worldwide Jedi Children's fund for your orphanages. (see my Research project thread)

500 F-16s and 82 B-52s please.

Should total at $14960Million USD

Your math is spot on, Indy Hit. We will expect payment soon and will ship the order once the funds have been received.


670 F-16's remaining

143 B-52's remaining

500 F-16s and 82 B-52s please.

Should total at $14960Million USD

Your math is spot on, Indy Hit. We will expect payment soon and will ship the order once the funds have been received.


670 F-16's remaining

143 B-52's remaining

The funds have been sent. Thank you very much :)

20 B-52s for 600 million credits, please, and we'll throw in an extra billion from our worldwide Jedi Children's fund for your orphanages. (see my Research project thread)

Clarice Melomar, Chairwoman of the Orphans Association of Rianisis, addresses the Council of Mytochon during their weekly general assembly meeting

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the council, GM Cleo Fiskin, and all distinguished guests. Our nation has been honored with a donation of half a billion credits from the Jedi Children's fund. We have a new friend in CoreWorlds, and I encourage the council to consider commencement of alliance talks with this great nation. It pleases me to announce that the O.A. can now afford to purchase a small island off the coast off the Lethargican realm of Rianisis. On this land we will create a utopian environment of compassion and inclusion for all of the orphans of this great nation, including but not limited to a multi-use facility to educate, house, and prepare the future generations of our bastardized children. We shall call this place....Orphan Island."

During the rounds of applause that followed the speech, one council member turned to another.

"Not the most original name in the world, is it?"

"Well, it beats the name 'For sale or lease'."

"Man, CoreWorlds really puts our orphanage funding to shame doesn't it? Maybe I should have paid more attention to that resolution last month to allow them 3 meals a day."

"It sure does make you look bad, Jim. Makes you look like a jerk. If we ally with CoreWorlds, they'll make you look even worse. You'd better get with the program there, buddy."

"Screw that. I'll just vote against the alliance."

"Or you could propose to use the receipts from the recent purchase of the 20 B-52's to further fund the orphanage...I mean, that Jedi Foundation money is already spent...foolish squandering of such a gift. You'd be a hero."

Jim's eyes light up. "Yeah you're right! What was the amount of that sale anyway?"

"600 million credits, I believe."

Jim stands up and requests to address the assembly

:wink:

123 B-52's remaining

25 B-52 Strato-fortress. *750 million dollars wired.*

Tom Axe Jr.

25 B-52 Strato-fortress. *750 million dollars wired.*

Tom Axe Jr.

Thank you Mr. Axe Jr! Your order will be shipped poste haste.

98 B-52's remaining

BUMPAGE

35 F-16 Fighting Falcon *875 million dollars wired*

Tom Axe Sr.

35 F-16 Fighting Falcon *875 million dollars wired*

Tom Axe Sr.

Hope you get more use out of them than we did...Thanks again, Mr. Axe Sr!

635 F-16's remaining

Put us down for 150 F-16s and another 25 B-52s.

Grand total = $4.5 billion.

150 F-16s and 25 B-52s please. *4.5 billion dollars wired*

Tom Axe Sr.
Tom Axe Jr.

Put us down for 150 F-16s and another 25 B-52s.

Grand total = $4.5 billion.

Thank you for the repeat business, Remiesia! We'll ship the order once the funds have been sent :) .

485 F-16's remaining

73 B-52's remaining

150 F-16s and 25 B-52s please. *4.5 billion dollars wired*

Tom Axe Sr.
Tom Axe Jr.

Hmm. Looks like I'm getting the Axe here. Well, hopefully there's some nice father-son bonding taking place while you continue to empty the old school hangars of Rianisis. Thanks for the purchase!

48 B-52's remaining

335 F-16's remaining

10 B-52's

20 F-16's

money wired upon confirmation

38 B-52s. *1,140,000,000 billion wired*

President Kurlej

10 B-52's

20 F-16's

money wired upon confirmation

Your order has been received. So...what does that come to then?

38 B-52s. *1,140,000,000 billion wired*

President Kurlej

Um...President Kurlej? I hope you're aware that the Axe Family has been acquiring aircraft from us at a rapid pace. Who's in charge of your purchasing department anyway? Well, no business of mine...but thanks for the business all the same.


RIANISIS SUPPLY OF B-52's SOLD OUT

315 F-16's remaining

first i whant B-52's then well talk turkey about the F-16's

total for B-52 is (OOC: im not very good at math, and my calculator is retarted) 300000000 wired upon confirmation

Tom Axe Sr. is a 5-star general of the army/airforce and Tom Jr is a 4-star general of the army/air force. They buy stuff at will.

Anyway 15 F-16s *money wired*

President Kurlej

20 B-52's please.

If my calculations are correct, that would be 600,000,000?? Would you like this wired to you, or perhaps in cash? i can somehow manage to convert 600,000,000 of my German marks to your countrys currency?? *begins talking in a very mathematical voice, before realizing what he is saying* perhaps i should wire it to you *Wires the 600,000,000, then goes and checks on his countrys budget and notices that he is -10,000,000 in debt*
Err, perhaps i could get 19 instead, could i get 30,000,000 back?????????
*Makes a total fool of himself*

From: Johan Hitler

To: The nation of Rianisis

I didnt notice you were out of b-52's, therefore i withdraw my Order. Im sorry for all the confusion.

From: Johan Hitler

To: The nation of Rianisis

I didnt notice you were out of b-52's, therefore i withdraw my Order. Im sorry for all the confusion.

No problem. I'm sorry I don't have more B-52's to get rid of :wink:

first i whant B-52's then well talk turkey about the F-16's

total for B-52 is (OOC: im not very good at math, and my calculator is retarted) 300000000 wired upon confirmation

Your order of B-52's has been confirmed. We will await your decision for the F-16's.

500 million for the F-16's if you're still interested, Continental Democracy.

We'll take all 315 remaining planes.

money will be wired upon confirmation automatically.

We'll take all 315 remaining planes.

money will be wired upon confirmation automatically.

Thank you very much to O.T. That comes to 7.88 billion, but we'll knock a little off for cleaning us out. Order confirmed for a total of 7.5 billion.


THE HANGAR SALE IS OVER

Continental Democracy...maybe we can figure something out. Rianisis does not want to leave a potential customer in the lurch.

Credonia has plenty of B-52's and F-16's, both are a real bargain you can check them out in the Credonian storefront: http://www.vussp.org/~credonia/

Abbreviated Financial Statement from Hangar Sale

38.5 Billion raised, total

<600,000,000> Orphanage donation
<23,400,000,000> Original unit costs

-net government profit of 14.9 billion -