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weapons for sale

01-11-2003, 02:09
I have been making these wepons for almost 2 hours now.
I am sleeing a super-duper-railgun. It is like a normal railgun, only it is super-duper. The laser that comes out turns diferent colours and shapes.
http://www.alieninsect.com/alinimages/tyruben_railone.jpg
Im selling each 1 for 500,000 dollars

another gun is a fast machine gun called the X329 Super-gun
It fires two trillion rounds per minute and has exploding bullets
http://www.tivertonmuseum.org.uk/tivvy_bumper/images/machine-gun.jpg
These are going for 700,000 dollars.

The last weapon is a bazooka that can explode a building. The rocket goes 10,000 miles per hour and it puts a force field around whoever is holding it
http://www.cartunes.com/installs/jeep/2000g_cherokee/bazooka.jpg
These are priced at 1,000,000
If you want any. tell me
Lapse
01-11-2003, 02:12
before i even look at these could i suggest YOU SPELL WEAPONS PROPERLY IN THE TITLE
Lapse
01-11-2003, 02:14
Just a Question: are these deliberate godmods
01-11-2003, 02:14
before i even look at these could i suggest YOU SPELL WEAPONS PROPERLY IN THE TITLE
sorry :cry:
New Empire
01-11-2003, 02:15
OOC-Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY somebody's puppet. So I'd say yes. Every time someone posts this, it seems to cause a lot of pain and misery.
01-11-2003, 02:15
Just a Question: are these deliberate godmods

Its not a god mod. God wanted mee to be strong so he let me be specail
New Empire
01-11-2003, 02:16
Yes, special indeed. You know where special people go? With the men in white suits.
01-11-2003, 02:16
OOC-Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY somebody's puppet. So I'd say yes. Every time someone posts this, it seems to cause a lot of pain and misery.
:lol: :wink:
01-11-2003, 02:17
Yes, special indeed. You know where special people go? With the men in white suits.

I'm so special that I don't go there
New Empire
01-11-2003, 02:18
OOC-Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY somebody's puppet. So I'd say yes. Every time someone posts this, it seems to cause a lot of pain and misery.
:lol: :wink:
Am I right?
01-11-2003, 02:18
OOC-Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY somebody's puppet. So I'd say yes. Every time someone posts this, it seems to cause a lot of pain and misery.
:lol: :wink:
Am I right?
no
Lapse
01-11-2003, 02:18
OOC-Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY somebody's puppet. So I'd say yes. Every time someone posts this, it seems to cause a lot of pain and misery.
:lol: :wink:
Am I right?

id say thats a yes
01-11-2003, 02:20
don't write it in bold like that, dan
New Empire
01-11-2003, 02:21
don't write it in bold like that, dan
Fine, fine.
Ancient and Holy Terra
01-11-2003, 02:24
...you are aware that a railgun fires super-accelerated solid objects, not lasers...right?

And that a gun that fires two trillion bullets per minute would likely melt down within .5 of a second or give such a fierce recoil that whoever was firing it would have to go looking for their shoulder afterwards.

Then again, if this is a deliberate godmode, I'm just wasting my time explaining something to a veteran...:?
01-11-2003, 02:24
...you are aware that a railgun fires super-accelerated solid objects, not lasers...right?

And that a gun that fires two trillion bullets per minute would likely melt down within .5 of a second or give such a fierce recoil that whoever was firing it would have to go looking for their shoulder afterwards.

Then again, if this is a deliberate godmode, I'm just wasting my time explaining something to a veteran...:?

The guns all have forcefields so they can't geet heert
New Empire
01-11-2003, 02:25
Then again, if this is a deliberate godmode, I'm just wasting my time explaining something to a veteran...:?
*cough*
01-11-2003, 02:26
Then again, if this is a deliberate godmode, I'm just wasting my time explaining something to a veteran...:?
*cough*
Don't tell sankey either.
01-11-2003, 02:28
I am not godmoding. This is a good idea that will kill lots of people! Just cause you guys didn't think of it doesn't mean it's a bad idea :!:
Ancient and Holy Terra
01-11-2003, 02:32
I am not godmoding. This is a good idea that will kill lots of people! Just cause you guys didn't think of it doesn't mean it's a bad idea :!:

Note

Killing lots of people=Nuclear Weapons

You don't have a copyright on it. And I'd like to know how a forcefield can prevent heat buildup, when last I checked a theoretical forcefield would require energy equivalent to that provided by a typical powerplant.

And do you have any idea how hard it would be to carry around TWO TRILLION BULLETS?!?!?!?!

And I retract my veteran statement. :lol:
01-11-2003, 02:35
I am not godmoding. This is a good idea that will kill lots of people! Just cause you guys didn't think of it doesn't mean it's a bad idea :!:

Note

Killing lots of people=Nuclear Weapons

You don't have a copyright on it. And I'd like to know how a forcefield can prevent heat buildup, when last I checked a theoretical forcefield would require energy equivalent to that provided by a typical powerplant.

And do you have any idea how hard it would be to carry around TWO TRILLION BULLETS?!?!?!?!

And I retract my veteran statement. :lol:
The forcefield is made of ice. Cumon, you should be able to think of that.
You can cary around the bullets whith an intergalactic portal that apears whenever you push a buton, [b]DUH[b]
01-11-2003, 02:35
This Might Be Lima Beens Puppet Considering How Bad He Spells
Lapse
01-11-2003, 02:35
its not a bad idea yes, but 2 trillion rounds perminute, can you imagine how mauchn that would cost

And the fact is that 30000 specially aimed bullets will kill you just as good as one well aimed shot
01-11-2003, 02:37
This Might Be Lima Beens Puppet Considering How Bad He Spells
Ive never been hear before. Whho the hell is LIma Beans
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 02:37
And do you have any idea how hard it would be to carry around TWO TRILLION BULLETS?!?!?!?!
Hard, not too mention it's preety hard to put a forcefield around anything smaller then a battleship. (might be wrong about that) And read the stickies particulary FYI Godmodding.
01-11-2003, 02:37
its not a bad idea yes, but 2 trillion rounds perminute, can you imagine how mauchn that would cost

And the fact is that 30000 specially aimed bullets will kill you just as good as one well aimed shot

But with one bulett you have to aim beter
01-11-2003, 02:38
And do you have any idea how hard it would be to carry around TWO TRILLION BULLETS?!?!?!?!
Hard, not too mention it's preety hard to put a forcefield around anything smaller then a battleship. (might be wrong about that) And read the stickies particulary FYI Godmodding.
[b]IM NOT GODMODING!!!!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :!: [b]
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 02:39
But if aimed correctly it can still kill you. Also who would carry only 1 bullet I understand 2 but 1?!?!

If you aren't godmodding fix that stuff to match plain weapons instead of Godmod weapons then I'll be happy.
01-11-2003, 02:40
But if aimed correctly it can still kill you. Also who would carry only 1 bullet I understand 2 but 1?!?!

Y take the time aiming 2 buletts when you cen shoot 2 trillion rounds per minute
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 02:41
And who would carry 2 trillion bullets? Kinda bulky ain't it?

EDIT- Y take time to fire 2 trillion bullets instead of 2 or 1 (gotcha that time!)
01-11-2003, 02:42
It is not godmoding. The people in my naton are so smart that they develuped it fast
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 02:43
how did your people become so smart anyway?
01-11-2003, 02:44
They went to good scool sistyms
Ancient and Holy Terra
01-11-2003, 02:44
Ever heard of such issues as "recoil", or "heat"?

And how the hell can you make a forcefield out of ice? By its very nature, a forcefield would melt the same ice providing it current.

Actually, I'm quite sure you have no idea what the principle is behind a forcefield...:roll:
Lapse
01-11-2003, 02:44
If they were smart, they would realise that it would cost around 2 trillion dollars for a few minutes of firing (im not real sure on the prices of ammo but thats close enough)
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 02:46
And how did your "scool sistyms" become so good.
01-11-2003, 02:47
Ever heard of such issues as "recoil", or "heat"?

And how the hell can you make a forcefield out of ice? By its very nature, a forcefield would melt the same ice providing it current.

Actually, I'm quite sure you have no idea what the principle is behind a forcefield...:roll:

I don't need to know it. The ice cant melt. its anuther good invenchon of my nation
01-11-2003, 02:47
If they were smart, they would realise that it would cost around 2 trillion dollars for a few minutes of firing (im not real sure on the prices of ammo but thats close enough)
Since the nation is so good. People from around the world want to donat mony to make it beter
01-11-2003, 02:48
And how did your "scool sistyms" become so good.
goog teechers
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 02:48
then that technallicaly(sp?) difies all laws of known physics.

EDIT-How did your "goog teechers" become so "goog"
01-11-2003, 02:50
then that technallicaly(sp?) difies all laws of known physics.

EDIT-How did your "goog teechers" become so "goog"
They were born smart
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 02:51
How were they born smart? (I can do this all day, and a mod really should close this.)
Ancient and Holy Terra
01-11-2003, 02:52
Alright, I'm convinced he's playing with us now. This conversation has steadily degraded until we're debating his school system and spelling habits. :roll:

Please, show yourself Dirbetium as somebody less insane...:?
01-11-2003, 02:53
Alright, I'm convinced he's playing with us now. This conversation has steadily degraded until we're debating his school system and spelling habits. :roll:

Please, show yourself Dirbetium as somebody less insane...:?
I don't know anyone les insane
New Empire
01-11-2003, 02:53
How were they born smart? (I can do this all day, and a mod really should close this.)
Stop bothering to argue. I can't believe you people haven't figured this out. And since he hasn't violated any ToS, the mods can't do anything. You can't ban someone for acting dumb.
01-11-2003, 02:54
How were they born smart? (I can do this all day, and a mod really should close this.)
If you can do it all day, do it your self. Im not talking to you about this anymore


IIII AAAMMM NOOOTTT SSTUUPPIDD!!!! WHY DONT YOU BELEEVE ME?!?!?!?!
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 02:54
Okay :( but i'll be back :twisted:
01-11-2003, 02:57
How were they born smart? (I can do this all day, and a mod really should close this.)
Stop bothering to argue. I can't believe you people haven't figured this out. And since he hasn't violated any ToS, the mods can't do anything. You can't ban someone for acting dumb.

B quiet. Im not joking. Whats wrong with having good guns!?
Lapse
01-11-2003, 02:57
goog teechers

goog(ly): A cricket ball that changes direction unexpectantly on the bounce

tee: small peg supporting a golf ball when teeing off

chers: hold dear

so your goog teechers are people that hold dear the fact that they play golf with cricket balls taht bounce unexpectantly

:?
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 02:58
no wonder why Dirbetium's "teechers" are so smart. :D :lol:
01-11-2003, 02:59
no wonder why Dirbetium's "teechers" are so smart. :D :lol:
jerk. Your making mee nad :evil:
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 03:00
Sorry but you are kinda making other people mad.
Lapse
01-11-2003, 03:01
no wonder why Dirbetium's "teechers" are so smart. :D :lol:
jerk. Your making mee nad :evil:whats nad and whos mee
New Empire
01-11-2003, 03:02
Sorry but you are kinda making other people mad.
God, you people are SO DAMN GULLIBLE.
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 03:03
HEY! I don't want to get banned and plus it's hard for me to not be nice (must resist!)
01-11-2003, 03:03
Lissen. Im getin sick of this. Is anyon gonna buy my gunz???
New Empire
01-11-2003, 03:04
HEY! I don't want to get banned and plus it's hard for me to not be nice (must resist!)
I wasn't talking about that. But I can't believe you're falling for this.
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 03:04
Well they might if you change it a bit ( maybe make it more realistic).

EDIT- Well I'm not but always gotta take in the mods. Plus if i had a day where I could do anything i would continue annoying him.
01-11-2003, 03:05
goog teechers

goog(ly): A cricket ball that changes direction unexpectantly on the bounce

tee: small peg supporting a golf ball when teeing off

chers: hold dear

so your goog teechers are people that hold dear the fact that they play golf with cricket balls taht bounce unexpectantly

:?

Lol That His Hilarious
Nice Job By The Way Where'd You Find The Definitions?
01-11-2003, 03:06
Well they might if you change it a bit ( maybe make it more realistic).
fine. 1.5 trillion rounds and the bazooka doezn't make a fore field around the people
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 03:07
Make it a bit more realistic like 250 rounds per minutes or 300 rounds but you're getting there.
01-11-2003, 03:09
Will ne1 by
01-11-2003, 03:10
Make it a bit more realistic like 250 rounds per minutes or 300 rounds but you're getting there.
but thats stupid. You cant kill as mene people like that
Kurlej
01-11-2003, 03:11
Yea but it's realistic!
Good
01-11-2003, 03:13
Lissen evry1. Im done hear. I'll be back tomorow. good night
Lapse
01-11-2003, 03:44
goog teechers

goog(ly): A cricket ball that changes direction unexpectantly on the bounce

tee: small peg supporting a golf ball when teeing off

chers: hold dear

so your goog teechers are people that hold dear the fact that they play golf with cricket balls taht bounce unexpectantly

:?

Lol That His Hilarious
Nice Job By The Way Where'd You Find The Definitions?a dictionary, i had to add or take a few lettters on some words but mehh