Alien Invasion!
Recently aliens have been spotted throughout our region (Truly Liberal), and even more recently they have begun attacking our towns and cities. SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HELP! OUR ARMY CANNOT WITHSTAND THESE ATTACKS FOR MUCH LONGER!!!!!
UN Delegate-
J. Calhoun
Have you attempted to communicate with them? It seems odd that a species would travel millions of light years, just to attack one country, unless they had a very good reason.
We truly need help. Yesterday, 24 F-22's and their pilots were killed by one flying saucer. What can only be identified as a "Death Ray" annihilated three major cities before a massive aerial strike force destroyed at least two saucers. We need help!
Please save our souls,
President Abraham Patricks
Communication is not an option as of now......and it is not only one country, it's a region. If it was only one country we would seek help from the other nations in our region, but we are truly alone in this.
J. Calhoun
CoreWorlds
31-10-2003, 19:28
Ask a space nation for help, as we are currently occupied elsewhere. BTW, are you playing Independece Day?
We are willing to buy a large amount of armed forces for anywhere from $7,000,000,000 to $10,000,000,000. We are desperate.
J. Calhoun
Anti-Extinctionist United Press: Today, at 1:28 EST, four F-22's under command of Cmdr. Mary Falcen destroyed one saucer that was heading toward the capital city of Ethanshea. This saucer, however, had taken a pounding as it traveled across the countryside. Ground units continued to attack the saucer until it succumbed to our barrage.
However, celebrations need to be postponed as information continues to pour in of the widespread destruction around the White Cloud Mountains.
imported_Andskiland
31-10-2003, 19:38
The Dictatorship of Andskiland feels your pain. We too were the victims of a vicious alien attack just a fortnight ago.
Are these the small grey ones with the large black eyes or the green slimy looking ones with small beady red eyes?
If they are the grey ones, take a tablespoon of salt and place it on the 5th finger of their 3rd hand and run like heck. That will normally send them scurrying back to their mother ship to locate another country to invade.
If they are the green ones, you are in big trouble. Gather up all the children and offer them as a gift. Ask them to depart by waving both hands in the air and chanting “MOOKA” over and over again. This normally persuades them to leave the remaining populous alone. If they start to devour just the boys, you are in luck. After the feast, they will leave. If they start on the girls, run to the nearest underground shelter and barricade the entrance with garlic and clover (they hate that stuff). Wait 4 days and they should leave without further incident.
Col. Alex Bogski,
Cousin of the Supreme Ruler of Andskiland and Minister of Alien Affairs
Do you still require assistance?
General Peter Argyres
Commander, Argyri Air Force
Anti-Extictionism's victories are not enough. We still need much help from anyone willing to help.
We've contacted many space nations who have identified the attacking aliens as the Romunlants. They have advised to use as much force as possible on these invaders.
Again, we ask for anyones help.
J. Calhoun
Can you provide us with information about the number of saucers, their defenses, etc., so we can determine whether or not we can provide the proper level of assistance?
Gen. Arygres
Hippie Tolneps do not offer you any help at all. Well maybe. Have a million bucks. *grins*
Anti-Extictionism has taken one of the saucers, and we can make nothing of their technology. Their defenses, though, are not extremely strong and could possible be handled by a well regulated large army.
Their attacking mechanisms are mostly laser-type blasts probably the strength of a small bomb.
We have discovered an advance base on the moon, and they have 50-1000 flying saucers.
J. Calhoun
Anti-Extinctionist United Press: Landing craft have just dropped troops near the capital of Ethanshea. Urban warfare has begun. Our troops seem to be losing, but our tanks are keeping them at bay.
Well Argyres does not have sufficient space forces to destroy the base, but we do have several hundred fighter planes and other forces that we can offer to help defend your countries. What will we receive in turn?
King Memnon the Great
OOC: I need more info as to how many aliens there are and all, I'd prefer not ot arrive only to be overwhelmed
Five Civilized Nations
31-10-2003, 20:39
The Five Civilized Nations has decided to dispatch the Gryps Task Force, under th command of Fleet Admiral Bright Noa, to deal with these alien attacks. It will be led by the first of the Argama Class Carrier Battleships, the Nahel Argama
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two Ra Cailum II Class Battleships
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four Meteor Class Assault Frigates
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and two Justice Class Cruisers...
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Dontgonearthere
31-10-2003, 20:42
Ha! Thats what you get when you ban guns. :P
Demo-Bobylon
31-10-2003, 20:42
I apologise. The alien invasion was actually our foreign minister, who got drunk in Beeker's Halloween Ball and ran round in circles on nearby fields singing "I'm a very lucky goat".
Five Civilized Nations
31-10-2003, 20:44
OOC: You have not posted here before...
Recently aliens have been spotted throughout our region (Truly Liberal), and even more recently they have begun attacking our towns and cities. SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HELP! OUR ARMY CANNOT WITHSTAND THESE ATTACKS FOR MUCH LONGER!!!!!
UN Delegate-
J. Calhoun"Sir, more liberals are being bombed." "So?" "Should we help them?" "Yeah, send a few bombers to help the aliens" ;)
If necessary, the Klonor Space Forces are willing to assist in the fight. Are you still in danger?
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Member: StarCon Space Treaty Alliance (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=81934)
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With help from a few gracious nations, our alien problem has been solved. Our lead scientists have acquired a few more of the UFO's and are making major discoveries. These technilogical breakthroughs will be shared with the nations that decided to lend their helping hand....
Also, many thanks to Five Civilized Nations for its triumphant effort against these being....
J. Calhoun
With help from a few gracious nations, our alien problem has been solved. Our lead scientists have acquired a few more of the UFO's and are making major discoveries. These technilogical breakthroughs will be shared with the nations that decided to lend their helping hand....
Also, many thanks to Five Civilized Nations for its triumphant effort against these being....
J. Calhoun
I appolagize for my very rude friend, we beg you not to attack :oops:
Five Civilized Nations
31-10-2003, 21:07
That was easy... :D
So you don't need my help? Damn, I was looking forward to a good fight. Oh, well. Congratulations on your victory!
OOC: Sorry for the double post above...
IC: I forgot to mention that we will reward Five Civilized Nations $10,000,000,000 for their help.
Also, our region is still searching for a large regional army for sale, and also weapons.....
J. Calhoun
Klonar, I also thank you for just the mere wish to help us, and I am sorry you didn't get your fight.
Would you be willing to sell us a spaceship or two for space exploration?
J. Calhoun
*whistles innocently as he sells newer better ships to the invading aliens... hehehehehehehehehehe*
If you do this, we will be forced to take action against both your nation, and the aliens once again. We may not have the fire power (yet), but we have the will.
J. Calhoun
wow... for liberals you are awfully pro-war... going after weapons distributors... You think like a republican freedom fighter! :)
Maybe you aren't really liberal... in this case, we will steal our ships back from the aliens ;)
Atlantian Outcasts
31-10-2003, 21:18
Recently aliens have been spotted throughout our region (Truly Liberal), and even more recently they have begun attacking our towns and cities. SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HELP! OUR ARMY CANNOT WITHSTAND THESE ATTACKS FOR MUCH LONGER!!!!!
UN Delegate-
J. Calhoun
I resent the term "Alien". your aliens too, to us and the rest of the universe.
*grumbles as he walks off, annoyed by Terran ego
Our region would never declare war on someone unless it was absolutely essential to our safety, or to the safety of innocents. This invasion has made us realize the reality of more attacks like this on our peaceful piece of land. So we're only trying to be prepared for next time.
J. Calhoun
Our region would never declare war on someone unless it was absolutely essential to our safety, or to the safety of innocents. This invasion has made us realize the reality of more attacks like this on our peaceful piece of land. So we're only trying to be prepared for next time.
J. Calhoun
I would be happy to sell you ships for exploration and defense. Please, visit my storethread. I'm sure you'll find everything you need.
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Our region would never declare war on someone unless it was absolutely essential to our safety, or to the safety of innocents. This invasion has made us realize the reality of more attacks like this on our peaceful piece of land. So we're only trying to be prepared for next time.
J. Calhounbut how would going after me solve anything? We gave Afghanistan their weapons, did we go and attack America for making the weapons and giving them to them? :)
Besides, its just a few million liberals, there's too many of them on NS Earth anyway ;)
My job is to keep my nation and region safe. If you're aiding our enemies with better weapons to directly attack us, then we'll stop you, not attack and kill civilians (or anyone), but stop you from your bidding.
J. Calhoun
bah, whatever, we will spare you.
That's very nice of you.
J. Calhoun
Kanuckistan
31-10-2003, 21:53
What? Over so soon? I have a Thunderhead-class Superfortress in the area too. :cry:
Don't worry, I'm sure there will be more instances in which we will require help from other people. A lot of nations like to pick on smaller peaceful ones like mine. I thank you for your offer.
J. Calhoun
Atlantian Outcasts
31-10-2003, 22:09
Don't worry, I'm sure there will be more instances in which we will require help from other people. A lot of nations like to pick on smaller peaceful ones like mine. I thank you for your offer.
J. Calhoun
i DECLJR wARS 0N J0U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
j/k
Jangle Jangle Ridge
31-10-2003, 22:13
What? Over so soon? I have a Thunderhead-class Superfortress in the area too. :cry:
Want me to release a bunch of our convists into the area armed with extremely powerful weaponry for you?
Consdering that I just purchased an army twice the size of our population, I wouldn't do that. Especially since I have at least 4 other nations willing to back me up if the event of the war does occur.
It's your choice.
J. Calhoun
Atlantian Outcasts
31-10-2003, 22:19
Consdering that I just purchased an army twice the size of our population, I wouldn't do that. Especially since I have at least 4 other nations willing to back me up if the event of the war does occur.
It's your choice.
J. Calhoun
um, how do you have one twice your size? You can't just "buy" people :?
We didn't exactly "buy" them. But we offered great wages and increased government spending immensley on military use. We also bought a few state-of-the-art space ships to go along with it.
J. Calhoun
Who is crewing your ships and how did you pay for them? You only have 8 million people in your entire country, and your GDP is not THAT big...
This spending isn't coming from me. It's coming from my entire region. We're more like one gigantic country than a few seperate nations in the same area. The army we support is for our whole region. Same for the ship fleet.
J. Calhoun
Atlantian Outcasts
31-10-2003, 22:33
This spending isn't coming from me. It's coming from my entire region. We're more like one gigantic country than a few seperate nations in the same area. The army we support is for our whole region. Same for the ship fleet.
J. Calhoun
ah, ok then *wishes for the newbie days of ASN (Alliance of Smaller Nations)*
The Dictatorship of Griffindon gladly bids good riddence to the region of Truly Liberal.
We also hereby also offer our aid to any aliens who may be interrested in wiping out liberal nations.
Be that as it may, your region's entire population is only 28 million. There is no way it could support an active military of 16 million troops and support staff, etc.
Big Long Now
31-10-2003, 22:45
The Allied States of Big Long requests to purchase one of the alien craft that you have brought down, for the price of $3.5 billion.
General Frank Tenetta
Army of Big Long Now
I'll not only sell you one of those, I'll sell you the discoveries we've made about the ships; all for only 4 billion.
Or we'll just sell you a ship for 3.5....either way...
J. Calhoun
Big Long Now
01-11-2003, 02:08
We've reviewed your price and have accepted the information and ship for 4 billion, the money has been wired and a cargo ship is on its way to pick up the saucer.
General Frank Tenetta
Army of Big Long Now
Kanuckistan
01-11-2003, 03:32
What? Over so soon? I have a Thunderhead-class Superfortress in the area too. :cry:
Want me to release a bunch of our convists into the area armed with extremely powerful weaponry for you?
Kanuckistan military design philosiphy* means that a Superfortress is probally on par with a typical battlefleet; I think it might be overkill ;)
*Basicly, rather than maintaining fleets, we have a handful of very powerful ships.