REBEL STATEMENT
We, the rebels of Boomness, have siezed control of a television station and made this statement to the public. We need assistance. Anything the government has told you is all lies. We are more than a "little problem". we have engaged forces and are beggining to take strategic areas. They are lying so as not to atract attention from the international community. You have no idea the horrors that are occuring behind clsoed doors in Boomness. The government is corrupt, they torture their prisnors, and the silently kill all thos who oppese them. Please help us in our struggle against this horible government.
We will come to the rebels in any way we can. We too want to get rid of the horrible government in Boomness
we shall defend the rightful Government of Boomness.the one that was there BEFORE you rebel scum came
We are sorry to inform you, Free for all on 2 feet, that if you sell weapons to these rebels, send them money, or give them troops, we will consider it an act of war
Thank You
a message to Boomness
the pepoles republic of chao2 is willing to offer military and political support in wiping out these rebels
We would like to see more evidence of the "horrors" of this government, we regret to inform you that we cannot attack an established government based on a pirate radio signal.
Advisor Mcwilliams
Top Secret Message for Boomness' Rebels:
"We are ready to help you to get rid of this psychotic dictatorship. This help will be secret, our government will never be involved. The Free Land of the Stonies will officially condemn Boomness dictatorship but will stay neutral. We are ready to provide training as well as ak47 for 3 000 rebels. The training will take place near Skatown, in stonieland and will be provided by our Elites Forces: the Buffalo Soldiers.
Please Keep in Touch
Captain Max Romeo, Stonie Clandestine Army"
Dontgonearthere
30-10-2003, 20:48
DGNT will aid the Boomness government, ask and yeshall recieve.
Kihameria
30-10-2003, 20:50
We at Kihameria will send 1st. sniper group to protect the Boomness capitol from the rebels.
The electric monks
30-10-2003, 21:00
the electric monks send our mighty (ahem) army of 5 sheep, a sheperd who was in the wrong place at the wrong time, a man with a shotgun and 5 men pretending to be horsemen of the appocolypse and their agent to help the winning side
Kihameria
30-10-2003, 21:04
-after the order was given out the 1st. sniper group loaded up in helicopters and hovercraft and depart for the land of boomness-