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We here at East Barakas believe strongly in three things: lesbianism, pixie fairies, and pollution. Seeing as how we have already showed our strengths in the first two, it is now time to move to number three. That is why we plan on starting the world's largest tire fire. Please send us your tires immdiately. Your support will be thanked with a wonderful hand basket. The basket includes backdoor sluts nine, some ky jelly, and a few packjets of kool-aid. please help us help you in defeating mother earth. The decisive battle has begun.

we do da bump-da-dump

we send 25,000,000 tires!

We have read your plea for help. If we understand correctly, you feel the need for conflict with Mother Earth. You believe yourselves to be lesbian pixies in need of tires, yes? You are building a bonfire with these tires? We sense that you feel strongly about your ideals, and would like to empower all three to the fullest extent. We would like to open up an autonomy-supportive dialogue with you for further discussion concerning your feelings on this matter.

Sincerely,
The Allied States of Actualization

Thank you noble people of Lima Beans... With your support, we can feed 5 children one meal a day, though the smoke inhalation will kill 25 children a day.In addition to your basket, we'll also send you three of our finest (DISEASE FREE *winky face*) female prostitutes.

We have read your plea for help. If we understand correctly, you feel the need for conflict with Mother Earth. You believe yourselves to be lesbian pixies in need of tires, yes? You are building a bonfire with these tires? We sense that you feel strongly about your ideals, and would like to empower all three to the fullest extent. We would like to open up an autonomy-supportive dialogue with you for further discussion concerning your feelings on this matter.

Sincerely,
The Allied States of Actualization

Yea Autonomy... I love cars!!!

Edolia doesn't use cars. However, we wish you luck in your venture. We would like to licsense out some of your porno rights though. Edolia's economy is based on pornography sales and we believe that lesbian pixies would do well. Contact us regarding possible deals. We'd be willing to hire out a good four dozen lesbian pixies to make a new porno book that we plan on releasing next year.

if you like cars then go to the corvette z06 forum which includes porches, corvettes, ssr's, ferraris and other so go now!!!

Edolia doesn't use cars. However, we wish you luck in your venture. We would like to licsense out some of your porno rights though. Edolia's economy is based on pornography sales and we believe that lesbian pixies would do well. Contact us regarding possible deals. We'd be willing to hire out a good four dozen lesbian pixies to make a new porno book that we plan on releasing next year.

Porno... Where would my love life be without it?

Anyways, we are interested in a joint pornographic venture, possibly starring our three biggest porn stars Pixie B. Lesbian, Real Long Schlong, and Lesbian B. Pixie in conjunction with three of your stars. However, it is very difficult to catch these lesbian pixies, so we are asking that the international community step in to provide some nets or shit to catch those crazy beeotches. If you can come through, they will too (if ya know what i'm saying).

Yours in writing,

East "damn i love pixies" Barakas

and just so you know, lesbian pixies can't drive... duh... they have vibrators to trasport and stimulate them around town

Why must you destroy the Earth like this! I declare a boycott against East Barakas until they stop these current actions.

The government of the United States of Credonia HIGHLY frowns upon any actions to harm Earth. Our goal should be to preserving her for the sake of our peoples. If we destry her, we will surely cease to exist. Please hault any activities to pollute the atmosphere. If needs be, Credonia will call the United Nations into this matter to put an end to it. So please, think wisely.


Kaimoni .A. Sutton
President of the United States of Credonia
President of the United States of Stapestry

So what do you want these tires to do, just disappear? It ain't happening buddy. Either they pile up, or they burn to the ground. And baby, they will burn baby burn (in a ring of fire). So, before you go hug a tree think about the tires stacking up and eating our children adn your beloved trees. Mother earth started this, but we're gonna finish it. Ya friggin psycho.

So what do you want these tires to do, just disappear? It ain't happening buddy. Either they pile up, or they burn to the ground. And baby, they will burn baby burn (in a ring of fire). So, before you go hug a tree think about the tires stacking up and eating our children adn your beloved trees. Mother earth started this, but we're gonna finish it. Ya friggin psycho.

Our suggestion to you is put it on a rocket, primarily as many Titan IV launch vehicles as you can obtain and chuck it into a heliocentric orbit around the sun, DONT pollute the earth.

Andwhere do they go from there, huh? Do we just let them block out the sunlight and destroy not only earth but the rest of the solar system? Methinks not. East Barakas does not wish to just pass on their problems. That is why we say bring it on Mother Earth. Mr. Wizard for President 2004

HELLOOOOO the sun is HUNDREDS of earths wide, besides if you get them close enough, they will melt, trust me on this, im the closest person to a rocket scientist on NS.

The sun is only a few hundred earth's wide, actually. It is only 400 times longer in diameter than Luna, the moon.

i know, i was egagerating it for added effect lol ;-)

but the fact still remains, the rockets would melt if they got close enough, and even if they didnt, its not liek they would block the sun LOL thats absurd. You have too many factors to think about when in orbit around the sun. Most likely the rockets would enter into a walking orbit where the gravitational effects of the planets would preturb the rockets orbit, but lets not get into all of that

big rocket :)

as an extention to what i just said, lets use the moon as an example. If you were to launch a probe there and place it into an orbit around it, theres no possible way you could get it circular, the moon would have the MAJORLY dominant gravitational force (99%) while the earth would have a very slight, but "visible" preturbing effect upon it (1%). Therefore, if we apply this to these rockets, theres not a chance that they would block the sun, plus you have to realize that they would be in an elliptical, hyperbolic, or parabolic orbit making it virtually impossible for that to happen.

Pretty smart for a 17 year old eh?

Dammit Smithers it's not rocket science it's brain surgery... now hand me the ice cream scoop

we gonna bump it right, bump it good, bump this nerd convention just like we should... mmmmmm-hhhaaaa